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Perfect Old Trafford debut for our second choice Goalkeeper!💫🔥💪

WELCOME TO KENYA WHERE:-1. Girls handbags carry everything necessary for sleepover except their fare back home2. When yo...
18/07/2024

WELCOME TO KENYA WHERE:-

1. Girls handbags carry everything necessary for sleepover except their fare back home

2. When you are served little chips in a restaurant, you drink their Tomato Sauce like Pepsi

3. Youths don't pray before eating but take pictures of the meal first then post it on Facebook before eating

4. Men phones are like onions. If their wives touch and look they shed tears

5. Dark skin ladies wear black crop_tops and red tights only to look like pliers

6. When asked by someone to pass the salt, put it in your food first😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

7. People think of s*x when it rains instead of farming😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

8. Everything is politicized, including food in the kitchen. "Hiyo Orange ni ya Orange! (Orange Party)"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9. Every man approaching a lady claims not to be a fisi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10. Ladies bleach and forget the joints, they end up looking like sugarcane😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

11. You are forced to type 'Amen' on Facebook else undisclosed calamity befalls you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

12. You buy your chick panties your neighbor removes it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

13. A Kenyan girl will still ask you, "umeniletea nini" hata k**a umetoka kwa jela😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

14. Once you tell a lady that you love her you already owe her some money😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

15. Someone lies to over 40 million Kenyans eti Eeh Mungu Nguvu Yetu means Ooh God of all creation...😂😂😂😂😂😂

16. Yesu Nipe Nyonyo and Tiga Wana are gospel hit songs while Mungu Pekee is considered a secular song😂😂😂😂😂😂

17. When you meet a lady who does not ask for your money you think it is a set up😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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18. You have unprotected s*x then get into the car and wear safety belt like you didn't try to kill yourself a moment ago😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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