Matrix Escapee

05/01/2025

30/12/2024

Walai tena 😂

30/12/2024

Blame your eyes not me 😂

29/12/2024

The bible says 👇👇 😂😂

29/12/2024

W t f 😂 almost said she's juicy

27/11/2024

Last month the owner of this car got up in the morning and discovered this circle round his car. He avoided using the car and has been going to work by taxi since then. He even invited a mechanic to come and pull the car out but the mechanic too ran away without touching anything upon seeing the circle. Just this morning he woke up to see his son playing in the circle. He shouted and the son revealed that he was the one who had drawn the circle with corn flour that the mother asked him to go and throw away. The son is still receiving Beαtings as I post this...... Black man with too much sense 😏😏

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10/11/2024

Alicia kanini knocked out in first round. Equatorial Guinea Egonga takes an early lead. 😂 Link on bio

07/11/2024

This man should visit Kenya .. 😂 especially KU

06/11/2024

Master WA nginyo

06/11/2024

Uzuri alikua anaomba anapewa 😂

20/09/2024

Happy follow-versary to my awesome followers. Thanks for all of your support! Sammy King

18/08/2024

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10/08/2024

♥️ THE NUN ♥️

Episode 07🦋

Nilitoka nje ya dinga hadi nikadondokwa na mate🔥. Sisters walikua wamedunga stuffs flani hapo huwezi jua k**a ni sisters nikajua hapa k**a ni hivi siwezi survive na vile chuma yangu hainaga adabu😂💔. Sisters walikua wamedunga crop tops na wako na b***s flani majegi mse😋. Miniskirt nayo thighs ni flani safi unaweza ziosha na ulimi😂.
Me : Oow right on time 😂
Mary : Yeah😂..hebu tuingie Wakajipin kwa dinga sister Mary akakaa mbele. Sister Mary : Wee usiende na main gate .zunguka tutoke na ya nyuma😂So akanipea direction tukaingia tao. Tukafika club flani hivi nilikua naskia vile kumechacha Kwa umbali nikasema leo kanaweza umana. Tukafika nikawafungulia milango wakatoka nje. Sister akaniita kando
Sister : Anything yenye tunafanya leo ama yenye utaona leo Kevin inabaki huku
Me : Poa
Sister : ShikaAkanijenga kibunda flani ya ganji mkuu kuhesabu ni 10k.
Sister : Si ukam ndani I'll pay your ticket Tukaingia. Tukachill kwa table flani tukikata makali pole pole. Zikashika sisters wakaamka wakaanza kudance lakini sister Mary akachill hapo na mimi. Majamaa flani wakatoka huko wakabonga na hao sisters kidogo hivi wakapotea nao😂. Nikajua hapo kichuma inaenda kupakwa mafuta😂💔. Sister Mary akanishika mkono
Sister : Wacha kuwaste hii siku kam tu dance Sister alinipea haga design flani hadi nikathani niko kwa ndoto😂🍑. Ile kurombosewa nilirombosewa sijaifanyiwa hivo😂. Nilikua nashika hizi haga hadi hauwezi amini ni hizi hufichwa kwa zile nguo za nuns😂. Makali ikapandisha mzuka chuma ikakosa control. Wasee walikua wamejaa club nikashika sister nikampin kwa ukuta Me : Are you sure about thisHata before nimade kumeza mate akanikiss😂. Nilikua nafeel ni k**a I'm sinning bana kukiss sister💔. Nikasema wacha God ataniforgive ju hapa ni either niskize chuma yangu ama hii chance inipite. Sister akanishika mkono hadi upstairs tukaingia kwa room. I was expecting akue virgin but mambo sio vile nilifikiria😂💔. Huko ni k**a akina Wajakoya wametembea huko na gumboots😂🍆. Nilimkunja akaonja kichuma room temperature ikapanda😂. Nilicheza na mali hadi akasema hapana😂. Nikajua huyu akipata ball kanisa inaniweka Kwa msalaba k**a yesu😂. Nilifanya sister maneno yenye sio ya kuongea😂. Pale central niliwasha kuni kidogo kutoke moshi😂. Shuguli tulimada 2am huko so ikafika time ya kutoka. Ilifaa tupatane wote hapo nje kwa dinga. Kufika hapo nje hao sisters wawili hawaonekani💔.

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥

04/08/2024

Episode 06🦋

Huyu sister alikua na mambo kisubmarine 😂. Nikachill niskie anadai aje ju hadi nilikua nashindwa mi naweza taka anifanyie nini
Me : Nishow
Sister : We are going out tonight na na nataka unisaidie..do you know how to drive?Me : Yeah kudrive sio shida lakini father...
Sister : Father pia sio shida..wewe ni personal assistant wake which means unaweza toka usiku hata ulale nje Kevin usiwache father atake control ya maisha yako
Me : 😂😂😂😂
Sister : But staki anyone ajue you are taking us out tonight.. you will drive us, tuko watatu
Me : Na gari gani..isikue hii ya father😂
Sister : Na imagine ni hio😂
Me : How..sijai iba gari😂
Sister : Father huweka key yake kwa meza na hua anadoz unaweza thani amekufa.. packing iko mbali na before aamke tutakua tumerudi
Me : Wueh hapo ni ngumu manze father akijua unajua nimepoteza kazi
Sister : Hauwezi..hata akijua I'll give you another job somewhere
Me : Wapi
Sister : Don't worry wewe kua ready usiku
Me : I'll try..na by the way ulinishow pia you'll do something for me
Sister : Yeah say it and it'll be doneNikashindwa naweza sema nini ju k**a ni doo nilikua nazo plus sasa hawa nuns wanatoa wapi doo hata😂. Kiundercover nikakua confused
Sister : Since hauko sure tutajua after umenisaidia 😂..na Phill asijue any of this
Me : Okay Hii mission ya sister sio mission rahisi ni risk ingine bigy sana😂. Nikarudi ndani
Phill : Nacheki ushajuana na sisters 😂
Me : Yeah..na ni kuulize aje..how good is sister Mary?
Phill : I don't know her that much najuana tu na some of them na wako fiti
Me : Ooh okay Phill : But usizoeane nao sana utapoteza job
Me : Aje
Phill : Bro they're not just like other ladies hawa ni nuns😂
Me : Wacha nisiulize maswali mob😂. Mausiku hivi father alikua anadelay kuishia bedroom ju alikua anawatch news za 9pm. Nikamsoma kiasi hivi akaishia akadoz. Kuangalia kwa meza nikaona hio key. Nikachukua na nikachomoka hadi kwa packing. Nikafungua nikachill kwa dinga nitegee signal ya sister Mary ju hadi sina number yake. Nikapiga indicators kiasi ndo wajue niko ready. Kiasi hivi naskia footsteps. Kutoka nje nikashtuka😳
TO BE CONTINUED 🔥

28/07/2024

♥️ ️ THE NUN ♥️

Episode 5🔥

Me : Bro nichapie hio story for another day leo😂
Phill : I don't trust you😂...
Me : Mi ni morio tu k**a wewe come on😂
Phill : Hio ni mali ya father..anabadilisha madem k**a boxer
Me : Mzee kua serious 🤔
Phill : Si bado uko hapa..utajionea mambo kwanza father hajalewa mpigane..kuna day nimevaana na father hapa ndani hadi ako na alama😂
Me : Eiii.. father analewa?..hii ni maajabu Phill akaishia huko nyuma kwa kitchen akatoka na dish ya food akaishia huko kwa convent ya sisters nikashindwa kwani ameishia kufanya nini huko na vile hio place kwanza ndume hazifai kuishia huko. Nikasema wacha nichill kisubmarine nitegee arudi kwanza. After thirty minutes hivi akarudi
Me : Bro father alinishwo siwezi fika hizo ends
Phill : Hadi mimi but si unacheki nimeishia k**a ako mass hawezi jua
Me : Si i thought sisters wako mass pia
Phill : Bro hawa sisters nik**a tu students sio wote hufata rules😂..hebu ishia huko kwa rooms zao uone vile wamejaa huko hawajafika mass😂
Me : Na si hao hujipikia kwani hio dish umepeleka ni ya nini mse
Phill : Mkuu uko na maswali mingi sana😂.. relax nitakufunza vile mambo hukua hapa😂. After mass kuisha sisters wakatoka wakateremka huko kwa convent yao father akaingia
Father : Leo nimechoka sana
Me : Sahi asubuhi
Father : Conducting mass daily sio mchezo it needs a stoney heart
Me : 😂😂😂
Father : Wacha nilale kidogo utaniamsha badae
Me : Okay Kuangalia chini ya closet ya father nacheki packet ya CD😂💔. Huyu jamaa kisubmarine kumbe hua anafungua rungu ya maasai huku ndani💔. Hapa nitajionea mambo. Afternoon Phill akatoka na dish ingine akaishia huko kwa convent ya brothers. Huyu jamaa lazima ako biashara hapa💔. Nikaamsha father mabadae akadishy akatoka. Phill akakuja
Phill : I think uko na mgeni
Me : Mgeni?Kutoka nje napata ni sister Mary
Me : Heey😂Sister : Mambo
Me : Poa sana
Sister : I need you to do something for me and I'll do something for you in return

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥