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06/06/2023

Akina Hassan mwana wa Ali Stephen Mukangai wakitanga zile Sports za Sweden Hapo Radio 47 Jambo na Radio Maisha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
....panda juu ya mwenzake sasa Liboef, toa braa inakubali, legeza macho🙄 si mwengine muite Rayana, lowesha lips zake kiulaini💋,, kwenda sasa Liboef, zuia kiuno taratibu, angaliana hapa, mkono wa kushoto unampiga kumbato😂, leta karibu kuleeee kwenye lips, anza kutomasana sasa 🥰😘,,, kwenye kidari Liboef anatamba, cheza na chuchu zile, fanya makeke kwa mkono wa kushoto, teleza kiulaini chini mapajani, zidi kusakama sasa bazenga Liboef, ila pant inazuia😂😂,,, nipe nkupe sasa, gusa nkuguse, papasa nkupapase, pressure inakua nyingi pant inavuliwa😂😂,,,, kwenda kuiweka kando ile pant Sasa ni Rayana mwenyewe 🤣, mahanjam na marohani yanazidi kumpanda, pakatwa kwenye upande wa kulia kuleeee,,,, lkn anageuka na kukumbatiwa tena msikilizaji 😂, taratibu Liboef telezesha ulimi wake kwenye maskio, rombosa kwenye shingo ya Rayana, zama kwenye maziwa sasa,,, pasi ice cream kwenye viganja kule chini mapajani, fanya mipapaso Liboef, touch zinapigwa za aina yake sasa, Rayana zungusha kile kiuno sasa, Liboef pandisha vidole juu kule kuelekea kwenye lango, vidole vinapokeza kile "kidole stahiki" sasa 😂😂,,, hatarii kwenye lango, kile kidole kinafanya mikwaruzo juu ya lile lango, teleza kiulaini juu,,, chiniii,,, juuuu,,,, katikati, achilia shoti kuleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,,,, chinja uwaaah msikilizaji 🤣..... katikat mwa lango lile, kitu kinazamishwa ndani msikilizaji,,, eeeeiiieeeh 🤣,,,, nyuki hapewi busu🤣,,, kunafanywa miguso miguso hapa, Rayana anaandaliwa, anafike kileleni, kitu kinaachiliwa size ya kimo cha mburu kenge🤣,,,mtu analoweshwa hapaa💦🤣,,, Lahaula walakwataaaa 😂....
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23/05/2023

Hello my guys leo Niko na swali K**a heartbreak huwa zina uwa mtu wewe tungekua tumekuzika Mara ngapi Mimi
Sikuwa hata nimekufa 🤣🤣🤣

11/05/2023

Who said translating Kiswahili to Tourists is easy?😳😳
1: Niaje mzito = Hi heavy
2: wacha mchezo= leave sport
3: mi si mtu hvi hvi= am not a person this this.
4: uko macho= you are eyes!
5: navuta sigara= am pulling cigarette
6: zichanganye changanye= confuse confuse them!
7: nimejaribu lakini wapi= I have tried but where?
8: naskia kizunguzungu= am hearing English
English.
9: wee ni kiboko yao= you're hippopotamus of
them
10: acha mdomo mingi= stop mouth many.
11: achana na mimi= stop with me
12: naota jua= am dreaming sun.
13: usiniletee= don't bring me.
14: una kimbelembele= you have front front
15: ndio sisi hao= we are those.
16: piga corner= beat the corner.
😂😂😂😂

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08/05/2023

So Jana nilibebwa na duthi 🚴 .vile nilishuka nikaona ule Jamaa amenifuata 🚶🏃.si nikajiambia Hawa ni wale wananya'nga'nya watu .nikakimbia 🏃 nayeye akakimbia 🏃 .kufika kwa gate nikapata imefungwa nikakimbia na huko chini.nikaingia kwa shamba ingine ya mahindi . Na juu alikuwa amenikimbiza kwa muda ,nikachoka na kuanza kuhema . Mimi sio muoga ,💪🧔nikasimama nikasema K**a mbaya ni mbaya sitoroki tena.jamaa akaniabia acha ujinga we nipatie helmet 🙆🙈🙈🙈🤣hata sai siamini nimimi nilikuwa nmekimbia hivyo 😂😵
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08/05/2023

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K**a hii ndio tabia ya wageni, please sitaki
wageni kwangu...

Me: mgeni utakunywa soda ama chai?
MGENI: Nipe soda nikunywe nikingoja chai iive
Me: hapa kuna coke na sprite. Nikupe gani ?
MGENI: Nipe coke,sprite niekee kwa fridge
iendelee kuwa baridi
Me : Utakunywa soda na mkate ama mandazi?
MGENI: Nipee mandazi,mkate nitakunywa na chai
ikiiva
DURING SUPPER
Me: Nikupikie chips kuku ama mayai?
MGENI: Nipikie chips kuku halafu asubuhi
unichemshie mayai nikunywe na ile sprite iko kwa fridge
Me:umeomoka akili nini??😠😞😞...syeenzi sana🤣🤣😠😠😠
😆😆😆😆 Alf naskia eti watu Kwa hii group wanauliza DAWA ya stress nn? dawa ya stress nikunifollow unacheka stress zinapotea mtu wangu follow me
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08/05/2023

Niliskia wewe n mshamba Hadi unaeka radio Kwa fridge uskize cool music,, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 follow Collo UCollo UntameddCollo Untamed

05/05/2023

WIFE APPLICATION FORM

Full names:__________________________
Surname:___________________________
ID No:______________________________
Age:_______________________________
Residential Address:___________________
Profession:__________________________
Height:____________________________
Good contact :_________________________
Favorite verse:___________________
In 150 words explain why you want to be my wife ______________________________
______________________________________________
DECLARATION:
I________________ hereby swear that I'll never cheat on you. I'll remain loyal,respectful, caring, and honest to you till Death Do Us part. I also promise to unfriend my male besties and friends too.
Sworn on_______day of_____2023
Applicant Signature:___________________
Parents Signatures:____________________
____________________
Witness Signature 1:___________________
Witness Signature 2:___________________
Rev Signature:_____________________
Nyumba kumi Signature:___________________

APPLICATION FORM MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AFFIDAVIT AND ksh200 JOINING FEE MUST BE ATTACHED
YOU MUST ATTACHED A LETTER FROM ALL YOUR EXs INDICATING YOU ARE NO MORE IN THAT RELATIONSHIP
CLOSING DATE: 20TH MAY 2023

Appliction starts now.good luck

04/05/2023

I remember nikijoin form 1 nilinunuliwa kengere 🔔 🔔🔔mzazi akidhani Ni golden bell 🤣🤣🤣

04/05/2023

Ulipata amekusave aje ukajua hii imeenda

03/05/2023

SIDE CHICK CALLS WHEN HE IS WITH HIS WIFE.

HER 👩: Hello babe, how are you?

HIM 👨: The country is not okay honourable.

HER 👩: Are you free? Can we talk?

HIM 👨: We are not free until we end the shortage of maize meal.

HER 👩: Where is your wife?

HIM 👨: At this present moment, the area member of parliament is with us on this matter.

HER 👩: Can we meet later?

HIM 👨: Yes we have organised a meeting at 17:30 Pm for a way forward at your branch office.

HER 👩: Okay Babe, see you then.

HIM 👨: No problem, just prepare the documents.

HER 👩: I love you. 😂😂😂😂

HIM 👨: Power to the people!!!

03/05/2023

America:Am Becky Johnson reporting for Aljazeera

Kenya:Gateteeeeeee Njorogeeeeeeee runinga ya citizen😂🤣🤣🏃

01/05/2023

I had 30 shillings in my POCKET🤦 so nikaamua niende kwa hoteli nikule😀
Before niitishe food, a certain man looked at me😋 na akasema "unafanana na kijana wangu ambaye anaishi canada😌"
The man told me to order food of my choice😌, niliitisha chakula ya 450ksh😋
Kabla nimalize kukula kijiko ilianguka chini, nilipoinama kuchukua, I realized that the man hana viatu😲, ni mwendawazimu🤭
Bado nimeinama😊😂😂😂😂. Follow Collo UntamedCollo UntamedhCollo Untamed hotel Ni kumoto 🔥🔥🔥

01/05/2023

An aeroplane takes 90 mins from Kenya to South Africa,,but 1hr 30 mins from south Africa to Kenya shida inaeza kua wapi? 🤔😂😂

27/04/2023

Leo nikitoka job nikaingia kwa Matt as usual then kukakam a male na female wakakaa next to me, kidogo kidogo nikaona chali ameanza kugusa gusa nyonyo za uyo waliekua naye 😱😱I never thought they would have it in Matt, kidogo kidogo dem akapandisha blouse juu kisha akatoa nyonyo moja, the guy sucked it like there's no tomorrow with no Time akatolewa hiyo ingine, 🙈🙈waah!! Si alijienjoy kungoja nione what next jamaa akadoz 😴😴😴dem aka return nyonyo kwa bra, i was so shocked, dem alikua around 32 years and them guy was around 4months old🙏🙏mnapenda udaku sana, ulikua unafuatilia nini sasa??? 😂 Follow me Collo UntaCollo UntamedCollo Untamed

19/04/2023

So bae akanicall ✆ ✆ ✆ akanishow anakam sapa jioni 😋😋... Nkamshow ni sawaa 😁😁 jioni kufika,, akakam, akabisha mlango na nikafungua 😉😉 so bae wangu 💕 akadai anataka nyama 🍗😋 na nlikua na 400 pekee kwa wallet 😥😥,,,,nikatoa nkampee aendee nyama kwa butchaa but shingo upande 😣😔😒.., Afta ametoka, nikavaa koti (kabuti) nikamfuata 😁🤣 so yy kufika kwa konaa ingne apo dark inakuaga nyuma ya ploti yetu, nikampia ngeta 😂😂😂 nikachukua hiyo 400 na nkakimbia mpaka kwa nyumba 🏃🏽🏃🏽💔...afta ✌ minutes, akarudi akilia 😫😫...
Me: (feeling happy 😛😛 deep in my heart) Beib ninini mbayaa 🙄
Her: (crying) 😰😢 nmenyang'anywa ile dooh ulinipea ya nyama 😭😭
Mara hio hio nikaingia kwa wallet nikatoa 30bob aendee sukuma 😜😋😋
At least nme sav 370😂 Spendi ujinga na pesa za mjengo 😂😂
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09/04/2023

Define term bow😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wrong answers only

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Ukiwa pale campus ulidanganyana unataka pesa za Nini  be sincere
08/04/2023

Ukiwa pale campus ulidanganyana unataka pesa za Nini be sincere

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