Vichekesho na utani.

10/08/2023

Life begins at...

03/08/2023

Men,who told you that you should chase after women?.We tafuta pesa halafu wenyewe wajileta.

03/08/2023

Ni tabia gani ushaifanyia mtu hadi akakupongeza?.

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Vichekesho huongeza ladha maishani.

01/08/2023

LEO Nimepata jibu.

Mtoto 🧖:mum,leo nina swali zuri.😁
Mum: Uliza mwanangu.
Mtoto: Jana nilivyokuwa nikicheza na Dad niliona kitu kirefu katikati ya miguu yake na sijui ni nini.Je, unaweza ukaniambia ni nini?
Mum:Hata pia mimi sijui.
(Baada ya siku mbili)
Mtoto:Mum juzi nilikuuliza swali lakini ulikataa kunijibu.Sasa nimepata jibu.😛😛
Mum: Basi niambie.
Mtoto:Ni lol Pop.
Mum:Ulijuaje?
Mtoto:Leo nilipokuwa nikicheza na paka 🐈 nilijikuta nimeingia kwa room ya auntie Suzan ghafla.
Mum: mhm Endelea.😌😌
Mtoto:Nilipopepesa macho niliwaona Dad na auntie wakiwa uchi.Dad alikuwa amelala kitandani huku auntie Suzan akiendelea Kulamba lolo.

Mum alizirai immediately.🤣🤣🤣
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31/07/2023

A parent comes in school with his child to seek assistance from the teachers.

Teacher: Welcome sir.
Parent: Thanks madam.
Teacher:Is Musa your child?
Parent: yes madam.
Teacher: WOW! How can I help you sir?
Parent: My child has been losing his pens every day.l have spend a lot of money on buying new ones until I have become tired.I want you to help me to solve this problem.

Teacher: I really feel pity for you sir, I would have helped you but I don't have power over genetics.
Parent: what do you mean?
Teacher: I remember those days when going short col in uniform was your habit.Flies were your friends because your nose never lacked mucus. You lost many pens until your mother lost hope in you.That is why the class teacher nicknamed you CONFUSED ELEMENT.I tell you this because I was your classmate in primary school.

Parent: Excuse me madam,Musa, join your fellow pupils in the pitch for P.E .

That's how the parent left with his child.

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31/07/2023

I don't anymore child.

Husband: The economy has become tough and for that reason I don't want any other child.
Wife: I support you,but how will we manage it?
Husband: let's separate, such that everyone sleeps in different room.I will be sleeping in room 4 from today.

(A child comes in running and weeping)
Wife: what's wrong with you?
Child: I've seen something under the the bed 🛏️ in room 4.
Wife: let's go and see

After searching under the bed, she found it was a beautiful woman.

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30/07/2023

Tunataka kuachana.

Judge:mna matatizo Gani?.
Bibi:Tumekuja hapa kwasababu tunataka kuachana.
Judge:so,niwasaidie aje?
Bibi: Tunataka utusaidie kugawana Mali.
Judge:kivipi?
Bibi:sisi tunawatoto watatu,na Mimi ninataka kuchukua watoto wawili.
Bwana:Hata Mimi ninataka watoto wawili.
Judge:sasa tutafanya Nini iwapo nyote mnataka watoto wawili?

(Bwana na Bibi wanasonga kando kunong'onezana)

Bibi:Wacha twende tuzae mtoto mwingine halafu tutarudi.😀😀

Baada ya mwizi Tisa walijaliwa mapacha.🤣🤣🤣

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30/07/2023

Mjukuu na Babu.

Mjukuu:Shikamoo Babu.
Babu:marahaba kipenzi changu.🥰🥰
Mjukuu:(Anatabasamu) Asante Babu, nikwambie kitu?😌😌
Babu: Niambie.
Mjukuu:Kama kweli unanipenda,ninaomba tushirikiane ili tumfukuze nyanya!😂🤣🤣

Babu alizirai.😭😭😭

29/07/2023

Dad: Kevin,ninataka kuona results zako.
Kevin: daddy uskuwe na pupa,ntakushow🤣🤣
Dad:(kwa ukali)I want your results now!
Kevin:poa mzae🙃🙃
Dad:(anaangalia ripoti) which grade is this?hii ndiyo grade unaweza leta hapa?
Kevin:l'm sorry for this but next time nitajaribu.
Dad:I must punish you...
Kevin:pls daddy b4 punishment, I request comparison btwn my results and yours while you were in high school.😀😀😀
Dad:(anasita)eh..mmm.I have forgiven you na usirudie tena😂😂😂.

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