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I know you're tired, I'm tired too. But we have dreams to chase. Let's go. Good morning 🌻
20/06/2024

I know you're tired, I'm tired too. But we have dreams to chase. Let's go. Good morning 🌻

11/12/2023

A DOZEN TIPS ON HOW TO REMAIN POOR

1. Never wake up early...Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up?
2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it.
3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.
4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated ". How can you a graduate engage in petty trade or home based production?? That's for people who never went to school.
5. Don't think of starting a business until an Angel comes from heaven & gives you capital..How do they expect you to invest
before you get millions?
Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundreds, you as a smart person can only start with millions.
6. Complain about everything except your own attitude; blame the system, the government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich.
7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit & keep borrowing from friends & employers.
8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all workers in your office. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is more expensive.
9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay.
10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy & hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in your later years.
11. Work harder on your job (job is journey of the boss) than u work on urself.
12. Pretend to be busy, clever, wise and serious such that when one shows you a business oppor

09/09/2023


When you die,

It’s your village which will sit and plan your funeral,

It’s the village women who will fetch water from the river,

They will give their two litres of milk,

It’s your village mates that will dig your grave,

It’s them village boys that will hold the spade and fill your grave,

The village women will come the day after to wash utensils and clean up,

We,

Your boys club, will hold a handful soil and drop it down the grave and go wash our hands.

Take selfies and caption them; Heaven received an Angel, Go well my friend, I can’t believe you are gone .....

With your eulogy booklet and a customized water bottle in our hands, we will leave before a last prayer is said.

Eldoret is far, the rains might fall and the roads are pathetic.

We need to get there on time and party to your departure.

Dear Human,

When you can, Fix Your People.

Connect homies with jobs,

Fix water for them,

Support community initiative, school fee here or a medical bill there,

If you can, please fix that road that leads home.

Be present,

Empower Home.

They matter most.

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