Amson. Changs

08/03/2024

When buying a cow,don't buy it from your village. One day the cow will go to the river and when the former owner meets it, he will divert it to his home, milk it & let it proceed to the river.The cow will be giving you kicks to avoid being milked twice in a day.
NOTE: This post has nothing to do with cows!😅😙
Have a nice time guys.
#@followers

07/03/2024

STOP blaming your relatives for not helping you, they are planning to buy you a Very Expensive Coffin... you won't believe it🙄@ harambee and they will contribute good money for your burial..you won't believe what i am telling you. ✌
In their speeches they will be so loving and they will promise your immediate family goodies k**a kazi etc.
Even those cousins huwa hamuongei na wao wataongea hiyo siku,how amazing is that??? 😂 Those your uncles you send messages and don't reply, that day they will lie how you could communicate regularly. 🙆

They will sing a song they practiced just for your day, how beautiful.
If you're a man,that might be the first time you receive flowers from your family and relatives for the first time.
Not forgetting the T-shirts printed with your face😂... ooooh my it must be overwhelming.🤭
Even those pictures you post on social media and they rarely comment or like they will combine them and make a video with a beautiful message of goodbye,mmmh it must be interesting for them. 🎉

It hurts I know💔....such is the world nobody cares till you're no more 😢😢😢 # Take care.

02/03/2024

Taifa LA Kenya liko tayari kuwa mwenyeji wa mashindano ya AFCON 2027,,, katika juhudi za kufanikisha azma hiyo Wizara ya michezo nchini imezindua shughuli za ujenzi na ukarabati wa viwanja kadha vitakavyo tumiwa vikiwemo, Bukhungu, Nyayo, Moi Kasarani na cha hivi punde ni kile cha Talanda
Kampuni ya ujenzi ya China Roads and Bridge Corporation CRBC imepewa kandarasi ya ujenzi wa Uga wa Talanta Jammhuri jijini Nairobi.
Kwa mujibu wa waziri wa Michezo Ababu Namwamba, uwanja huo wa kisasa utakuwa na uwezo wa kumudu mashabiki kwa kila mchuano 60,000.

29/02/2024

The Kenya Film Classification Board (KFCB) has threatened legal action against local artists Chris Embarambamba and William Getumbe over the spread of inappropriate content on various media platforms.
The artists have come under scrutiny for their latest releases which the authority has banned after being deemed unsuitable for public consumption, particularly for children.

Chris Embarambamba's song titled "Niko Uchi" has sparked controversy for its purported gospel theme, which the KFCB argues invites ridicule to the Christian religion. Moreover, the song reportedly contains nudity, and vulgarity, and promotes violent and imitable behaviors, raising concerns about its impact on impressionable audiences, especially minors. Similarly, William Getumbe's track "Yesu Ninyandue" has drawn criticism for its blasphemous nature and potential to offend religious sensitivities.

In a statement issued on Wednesday, KFCB Acting CEO Nelly Muluka identified Embarambamba and Getumbe’s works as violating the Films and Stage Plays Act Cap 222 of the Laws of Kenya, which mandates the examination and approval of all content before public distribution or exhibition.

“The song titled: 'Niko Uchi', which is purported gospel invites ridicule to the Christian religion, also contains nudity, and vulgarity. It has further been noted that some of the artist's dancing styles are violent and others present imitable behavior, which if copied by children/minors, can be dangerous and disastrous,” said KFCB Acting CEO Nelly Muluka.

In response to these concerns, the KFCB has issued demand letters to Chris Embarambamba and William Getumbe, instructing them to remove any inappropriate content from their respective platforms. Failure to comply with these directives could result in legal repercussions, as outlined by the Films and Stage Plays Act Cap 222.

Furthermore, the KFCB has reached out to relevant media platforms, urging them to pull down the contentious material by the mentioned artists.

28/02/2024

Kenya is glad that peace and stability between it and Somalia is creating a conducive environment for trade between the two countries. In the recent resumption of Kenya Airways flights to Somalia has displayed a mark of enhanced economic development.
This evening President William Samoei Ruto has received president hassan Sheikh Mohamud of Somalia and held talks touching on trade, peace and security in the region at the State House.

28/02/2024

Kenya is working with other countries in the region in the integration of electricity markets so as to enhance reliability of supply and reduce the cost of power in the country.
Today 28th feb 2024 president William Ruto in the company of Ethiopian Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed Ali, made a familiarisation tour of the Suswa Substation in Kajiado County.
The substation facilitates cross-border transfer of electricity between Kenya and Ethiopia. It will soon serve Tanzania through the 400kV Isinya Substation.

28/02/2024

West-Pokot County the land of hidden treasures,, beautiful terrain's mountain slopes...

28/02/2024

Council of Governors-Kenya CHAIR ANN WAIGURU HIGHLIGTS INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES, INCENTIVES ACROSS COUNTIES,
Speaking at the opening ceremony of the Homabay County International Investment Conference (HOBIIC) in County Government Of Homa BayWaiguru has urged investors to collaborate with County Governments in leveraging the country's vast arable land and favorable climatic conditions for agricultural ventures.
Waiguru has also emphasized the abundant investment opportunities available across the counties, urging investors to explore these untapped prospects. She also highlighted the diverse incentives and conducive business environments offered by counties to catalyze investment.
Counties are the new frontier for investment with unique opportunities present in each county. The counties have also been urged to streamline the processes, reduce bureaucracy, and provide tax incentives to attract investors.

27/02/2024

Homabay county under the stewardship of her exellency Hon Governor Gladys Wanga has emerged as an attractive investment spot with diverse value chains — from tourism and hospitality, the Blue Economy, housing to ICT — that can change the fortunes of the County.Homa Bay County is a classic example of how proactive and effective leadership can go beyond the politics of the day to create and expand economic opportunities for its people.
Today on 27th of feb 2024 the county launched the Second phase of Homa Bay County International Investment Conference.

27/02/2024

Kenya is committed to thrill in intentional investment in ICT infrastructure that will ensure Kenya turns into a skills-based economy. With the Government’s bias on new and specialised domains, the youth will stay current with emerging industry demands, guaranteeing them income.

Today afternoon president William Ruto received the Prime Minister of Ethiopia Abiy Ahmed Ali and his wife Zinash Tayachew, and officially opened the Samasource Kenya EPZ Limited, Nairobi Delivery Centre. They also discussed the Raila Odinga AU Chairmanship quest.

26/02/2024

President William Ruto and his Rival Former prime minister Rt. Hon Raila Amollo Odinga spend their better part of the day with His Excellence president Yoweri Kaguta Museveni of Uganda in his farm in Kisozi Uganda,, the trio discussed critical issues that affect two countries such as energy and petroleum, the deepening of the long-established diplomatic and economic ties between the two countries. This relationship includes bringing all the seven East African Community nations closer in their ultimate goal to form the East African Political Federation.
Also discussed was the declared candidacy of Kenya's former Prime Minister Raila Odinga for the Africa Union Commission chairmanship.

18/01/2024

SAD REALITY😭😭

Most of us grew up like this; Mixed together with our cousins, but now as adults, we no longer talk! Everyone now has levels, rich ones avoid calls from the poor and the poor tend to distance themselves to save their pride.
Family gatherings are just events to track who's doing better in life and who's failing within families. It's no longer a matter of strengthening unity.
We buried the people that used to keep the families together .
Family isn't what it used to be. There was a time when you could go to your grandmas house to eat ,
hang out with the family and have a good time. Now everybody chooses who they want to deal with. Aunt's and uncles choose which kids to be proud of. Brothers and sister treat friends more like family. cousins talk about each other. Grandparents spend time with certain grandkids.
Now We only meet and behave like a family when there's a funeral... We nowadays work so hard so that just incase we call our relatives they won't refuse to pick thinking that we want to beg from them...
Some relatives ask you why you don't call or talk to them but they also forget to ask themselves if their own children call or talk to your parents as well ...BT anyway tufanyeje!!

17/01/2024

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself...someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled 😊 and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story:
"Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"

08/01/2024

I walked into a hotel and after going through the menu, I ordered some food.
After about 20 mins a group of guys and ladies walked in & ordered theirs. To my dismay, these folks got served first.

I watched as they began to eat& laugh heartily.
I even overheard one of them bragging about how connected he is to everyone in the hotel and I felt mocked .

I decided to leave. Unable to take it anymore , I called the waiter. He calmly told me: "yours is a special order, being prepared by the chief chef himself.

Their orders were prepared hurriedly by students on attachment because the top chefs are busy with yours Sir. That's why they were served first. Please have some juice as you wait".

I calmed down & waited patiently.
Shortly after, my meal was served by 6 waiters.

Unknown to me, the owner of the hotel (who happened to be an old long lost friend of mine) saw me when I entered and decided to surprise me. She changed my simple meal to a five-star meal.
The party at the other table were shocked. They couldn't stop staring.

Suddenly they were the ones murmuring, asking why they didn't get that kind of service and meal.

•Such is life!

Some people are ahead of you and are eating now, laughing at you and talking about how they are smarter, wiser and better than you, how they are well connected, blessed, have money and are enjoying life .

You are waiting tirelessly wondering why it's taking so long to breakthrough, You endure mockery and humiliation.

Maybe you have contemplated su***de, gone throughout depression or suffered severe mental anxiety.

Do not worry! The owner of the world has seen u & doesn't want u to be served a simple meal like those making a mockery of you.

You're waiting long because yours is a special meal. It takes time to prepare. And only chief chefs prepare them.

Wait for your meal and relax . When it comes that laughing party will be silenced for good.

25/12/2023

CHRISTMAS ENJOY!!

24/12/2023

Naaam leo hii dominika ya 4 na ya mwisho katika kipindi cha maajilio Masia aliyetabiriwa na nabii Nathani katika kitabu cha Samweli anakuja katika nafsi ya mtoto Yesu. Anakuja kwa kila mmoja wetu kwenye sherehe za Noeli. Japokuwa sisi ni wadhambi, Kristo anatualika siku yake ya kuzaliwa, kwa sababu hakuna lisilowezekana kwa Mungu. Njoo kwenye kipindi Hazina ya Misa tuandamane pamoja tuhimizane, tuburudike na kutafakari pamoja injili ya Kristu nami DCI Amson Changs Changalwa Amson tunaposubiri kuzaliwa kwake ndani yetu

23/12/2023

23/12/2023

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