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08/11/2023

TAKE NOTE OF THIS

Dear Men, If you find a woman who is showing you love at your struggling stage in life. Do everything to keep her and always respect her.

Dear Ladies, If you love two people at the same time, choose the second because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

NOW LISTEN TO ME EVERYONE BE CONTENTED WITH WHAT YOU HAVE: There will always be a guy richer than your boyfriend and there will always be a girl hotter than your girlfriend.

Help your man become your choice and help your woman become your queen. That should be one of your relationship goals. Be Contented ...

🙏👏
Class dismissed 🥂

14/08/2023

Gentlemen, if she’s not above 18, the only discussion you should have with her labda ikuwe about why she’s not in school. If she’s stranded, be a useful parent, mpatie bus fare aende nyumbani. K**a lazima uchukue number ya simu labda ikuwe ya mzazi wake.
Be careful bro.
The law will not listen to your stories ati uliona k**a ako 20s ati hukujua ako under 18. Are we together my mblos 🥴🥴

12/07/2023

In form two i was given a suspension.
My dad alikua wembe, kaa angeskia nimepewa sus sijui ingekuaje..
Nilienda exile kwa uncle yangu claiming i was sick..
siku ya kurudi nikingoja viboko nikakomboa msee wa boda boda.
Tukaenda Vizuuuri. Tukafika mwenye tulipigana na yeye alianza, akalimwa zake karibu 30 akatoka na mamake..
i was next nikaitwa...
soo confused nikaingia na boda boda guy..
tukaanza kesi, in the middle of kesi principal akauliza..
"what is the name of your boy?!"..
damn na sikua nimemshow.
Msee wa boda akaniangalia na akaangalia principal.nimetense, nasweat tu!!.nasema kwisha sisi..
Huyo msee wa boda aliamka na kofi!! Pah!! Nikaona giza.."Nikulipie fee tena nikusemee jina kijana!"..
Hadi princi akamshow "Thats enough dont kill the boy"...

kwenye uko bro.you are my hero..😂😂😂🙏🙏

25/06/2023

SOME words are just crazy!
Kulikuwa na shimo kwa ceiling board watoto walikuwa wana sneak kupitia hapo..weekend dad and mom decided to repair it..dad gets support on mum's shoulder..
Neighbour knocks and asks maid:" baba watoto ako?"maid replys "ako juu ya mum anategeneza shimo yenye watoto hutokea 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The neighbour fainted.
idiot!🤣

29/05/2023

INTEGRITY

A Woman Walks Into A Butchery Just Before Closing and Asks, "Do You Still Have Chicken?"

The Butcher Opens His Deep Freezer, Takes Out The Only Chicken Left and Puts It On The Scale, And It Weighed 1.5 kg.

The Woman Looks At The Chicken and At The Scale And Asked, "Do You Have One That's a Bit Bigger Than This One?"

The Butcher Puts His Only Chicken Back Into The Freezer, and Then Takes It Out Again, But This Time When He Puts It On The Scale; He Craftily Keeps His Thumb on The Scale Pan And The Scale Now Showed 2 kg

"That's Wonderful," Said The Woman. "I'll Take Both Chickens, Please!"

In a Situation Like This, You Realize That Your Integrity and Your Reputation are on The Line. Your Wisdom Becomes Foolishness and Your Cunning ways Become Stupidity.

As I Write This, The Butcher's Head is still Inside The Big Deep Feezer Looking For The First Chicken 🐓

😄😄😁

Remember:
Always Tell The Truth and You Will Be Free!!!

A Good Name Is Better Than Riches.

Live To Express Yourself Truthfully and Not To Impress Others.😊

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15/05/2023

I met a girl on facebook and we met face to face today... 😳😋
I decieded to take her to a nice hotel in nyeri where we can relax and talk better🤗

😩I had #500 only with me.🤦🏻‍♂️

I paid for bike man that take us to the restaurant, which cost #200 and I was left with 300.🥺

When we got there before I could order something for her,
😏She ordered a bottle of drink that cost 1,500 kshs and a meal which cost 1200 shs....😶🤨

And she has ask me to go outside and buy for her credit ya 200 😏.

People of GOD filled with wisdom...🙌
I' m outside now what should I do

05/05/2023

Don't lose a good man because he slept with someone by mistake🥴🥴

26/04/2023

MEN AND $€X.

Medically, men lose 12% of their blood sugar during every round of séx, they also lose 10% of their protein level and also lose 10% of their calorie level. Worse still is, you also lose 15% of your natural energy.

What do ladies lose?
Only 5% of their water level.......

So If you hear FASTER or HARDER or GIVE IT TO ME, my brother just runaway.

However, for every round of séx you also loose MONEY, either through POSTPAID or PREPAID.

I also recall that a Pharmacist friend of mine who told me some years ago that with every round of good séx A man looses food values of nutrients equivalent to his monthly nutrient build up from daily balanced diet of 30 days.

WHAT A SACRIFICE?
And yet they act like they are doing you a favour... It is time we start demanding for maintenance fees from ladies, please.

MEN LIFE MATTERS

13/04/2023

The owner of an underwear making company was having a tough time with stock shortages.On departure for home all worker's bags were searched and everything always seemed to be OK. All security measures you can think of were put in place, Auditors were called in but still no one was caught and stock continued to disappear.All workers including management were checked on departure, each wearing just one underwear and no one was caught with more than one pair.
Then one day security was advised to check all workers on arrival. He got shock of his life when he found that all the workers- men & women, including management had no underwear on them!!!
Good evening sinners and saints!!!😉🙈🙊

29/03/2023

Use every 2 seconds of your life to fear ladies ✋

1. At the age of 14, they look very sweet, fresh and beautiful😊😍❤

2. At 16, they probably have their first s*x, they stick to one guy and talk about how they won't leave him🥺🥰❤️.

3. At 18, they are in the university where they meet new friends and guys who look fresh, therefore this makes them to start losing interest in the former guy as they start tasting other flavors.

4. At 19, they have about 10 boyfriends at the campus and feel too big to be counseled or corrected by seniors.

5. At 20, they just want to date older men. Younger guys are not serious or can't take care of their needs.

6. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear expensive clothes and who also date rich guys, these set of girls use expensive phones like iPhone's so they get intimidated and need to join the league.🙆‍♂️

7. At 24, they continue failing exams and the parents are tired of wasting money..🤦‍♂️

8. at 26-28, they are maids to help pay basic bills. They attend all marriages in the family and friends circles and are master planners for others.

9. At 29, none of those guys proposed💍. She now says all men are the same.

10. At 30, the same girls who refused to give their phone numbers to serious guys go on social media to post, "Hello, My name is blah blah and I'm looking for a serious relationship. Even if he's not financially stable I'm a hard working lady, etc etc".

11. At 32, they start crying because no one wants to marry them 😭😭. They buy wedding gown and cake by faith and be moving around with a man's picture from prayer house to prayer house.

12. At 35, they meet the guy whom they dumped because he was poor and now he's very rich with a very beautiful and decent wife❤😍. They go back home and say "some women are lucky".

13. At 37, They regret everything and join king Solomon to say all is vanity, even marriage is vanity.

14. At 40 and above they become witches; those aunties that have nothing good to say about men and relation.

18/10/2022

RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE;
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1. Never take photos with her.

2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around.

3. Don't text her love messages.

4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.

5. Never book the same lodging every time you go for fun.

6. Do not involve your friends or her friends in your relationship.

7. If she calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe her husband is the one calling trying to find out, let her talk first.

8. Don't call her my everything, she is borrowed.

9. If you find yourself at her place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during voting. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.

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02/08/2021

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