TIMES TV

20/10/2023

Good morning kenya. We the TIMES TV, would like to wish each and everyone of you a happy Mashujaa day showered by God's blessings.Let embrace peace 🕊️,love and unity for better for us.

We would also like to celebrate your continued support until this far.

My country is 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

12/10/2023

UPDATE: Court dismisses case challenging release and planting of GMOs in Kenya.

The Court says there is no evidence to show that there is any harm to environment or human health.

This will now see the Government allowing and encouraging Kenyans to plant GMOs crops to boost increase of food production.

Serikali haiwezi shindwa

11/10/2023

Bak buiywet airstrip kogeny. Onesmus Kipchumba Murkomen ,Bado inaundwa ama imeisha hapo?

11/10/2023

UPDATE: If the Social Health Insurance Bill passes, every Kenyan over 18 years old will be required to contribute to health insurance premiums. If they fail to contribute, they may be fined 2% of their defaulted amount and locked out of government services.

01/10/2023

UPDATE: Kisumu Governor Anyang' Nyong'o and his Kakamega counterpart Fernandes Barasa oppose state's plan to hold AFCON games in Nairobi, Eldoret;

The duo says The Western Kenya region is where football fans exist in plentitude & NOT in Uasin Gishu or Eldoret for that matter.

They say, Eldoret has athletes and athletic fans in millions But not soccer

They further adds that the decision by the UDA government to deny the Western region the opportunity to host the games is because the regions are not shareholders in the Kenya Kwanza Company limited.

30/09/2023

UDA will receive Ksh576.9 million from the Political Parties Fund, followed by ODM at Ksh308.2 million, and Jubilee at Ksh135.2 million

28/09/2023

28/09/2023

Dr. William Ruto! Promise made, Promise kept! Kusema na Kutenda! That's my President.

21/09/2023

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21/09/2023

Let's go to class now;
What is the difference between uchumi and inflation?

Uchumi -shughuli zote za binadamu zinazolenga kutosheleza mahitaji Yao.

Inflation -The rate of increase in prices over a given period of time i.e, Decline in purchase power among citizens in a given country.

The question is , are we battling with uchumi Iko juu ama high inflation in Kenya right now?
When the uchumi Iko juu, the country is in the right trajectory. When the inflation is high, the country is heading in the wrong direction i.e, poverty level becomes high.

20/09/2023

Do not expect Ruto to sack Moses kuria. If Ruto did not act when Kuria called my friends at the Nation Media Group Malaya wa Aga Khan then other smaller issues will definitely not bother him. Everyone needs a friend like Kuria.Babu Owino, has one of such friends by the name Kimbikimbi😅

19/09/2023

Three months to 1992 elections, there was a major rift in FORD over the party's flag bearer. While Matiba believed Oginga Odinga was too OLD, Jaramogi insisted Matiba was too "SICK". FORD collapsed to Ford Kenya and Ford Asili. Both gentlemen LOST to Moi. Will this repeat itself in 2027 btn Raila Odinga and Kalonzo Musyoka in Azimio? Time will tell.

21/08/2023

UPDATE: Standard Reports that no one applied to study the following courses in our Public Universities:

Food Security
Horticulture
Forestry
Fisheries
Mineralogy
Soil Science
Entrepreneurship
Industrial Technology
Environmental Management

The new generation students reject the courses despite being classified for kenya vital development.

21/07/2023

Kalonzo Musyoka wants to be Azimio Presidential candidate 2027.

Martha Karua wants to be Azimio Presidential candidate 2027.

Mwangi wa Iria wants to be Azimio Presidential candidate 2027.

Oparanya wants to be Azimio Presidential candidate 2027.

Kioni wants to be Azimio Presidential candidate 2027.

But do they know Raila Odinga also wants to make a 6th stab?

This will be the most divided opposition in Kenya's history, only comparable to FORD.

And they will LOSE at 5.38am.

~Abraham Mutai

20/07/2023

"We are ready to pay the ultimate price is hiding in hospital.

15/07/2023

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10/07/2023

UPDATE: Political Parties Disputes Tribunal(PPDT) upholds the appointment of Kanini Kega as Jubilee Party's acting Secretary General.

PPDT further upholds the decision of Jubilee Party NEC to expel David Murathe and Jeremiah Kioni from the party membership

10/07/2023

UPDATE: Hon. Lady Justice M. Thande is expected to deliver a ruling on the Finance Act 2023 in Okiya Omtatah Okoiti Vs the Treasury CS at 2pm EAT.Stay Tuned

10/07/2023

Raila Odinga is loitering in CBD, it's right time for the government to do the thing. Arrest him.

10/07/2023

UPDATE: After taking power from his father in 2009, Gabon President Ali Bongo, 64 says will run for third term

Bongo says that he would seek a third term as the oil-rich African nation's head of state.

The Bongo family has ruled the country for 55 years already and is branded a "dynastic power" by the opposition after Bongo took over from his father, Omar Bongo Ondimba in 2009.

Presidential elections will be held on August 26.

His powerful Gabonese Democratic Party (PDG) holds strong majorities in both houses of parliament.

The president was narrowly re-elected in 2016, with just 5,500 more votes than rival Jean Ping who claimed the election had been fixed.

Announcement of the results sparked violence in the capital Libreville that killed four civilians and a policeman, according to the government, while the opposition says 30 people were shot dead by the security forces.

Bongo suffered a stroke in 2018 and spent months on the sidelines recovering, leaving the opposition to question his fitness to running nation.

He still has a stiff arm and leg and has mobility difficulties, but in recent months has held "republican meetings" around the country and made official visits abroad, including for summits.

KUTIT MEDIA

10/07/2023

"Raila alianza maandamano kabla sijazaliwa,nimekuwa mbunge na bado anaendelea kuandamana" ~Mp Kiborek roasts Raila Odinga

10/07/2023

UPDATE: Nairobians are set to pay more for water after the state made good its plans to charge the city government for the water it sells to its residents.

The Water (Amendment) Bill 2023, sponsored by National Assembly majority leader Kimani Ichung’wa, makes it mandatory for Nairobi and other counties that do not produce their own water to buy the commodity.

Currently, Nairobi county does not pay host counties or the national government for the resource it sells to its residents through the Nairobi City Water and Sewerage Company.

The city county receives its water from Ndakaini, Sasumua, Konoike and Thika Dam, which are all located outside the city.

KUTIT MEDIA.

25/06/2023

UPDATE: Former Baringo governor Stanley Kiptis has been appointed as the new Chairperson of the Kenya National Qualifications Authority for three years.

Ruto has appointed Sakwa Bunyasi to be the Chairperson of the Kenya Development Corporation for three years.

He has also appointed Geoffery Mutai as the non-executive chairperson of Kenya Tsetse and Trypanosomiasis Eradication Council for a period of three years.

Michael Nyachae has been appointed as the chairperson of the Board of Directors of the Development
Bank of Kenya Limited for a period of three years.

Jeremiah Kamau Kinyua appointed as the chairperson of the National Standards Council and in his place appointed Peter Munyiri Maina.

Elizabeth Chesang appointed to be the Chairperson of the National Council for Persons with Disabilities.

Ruto has appointed Peter Njuguna Gitau to be the Chairperson of the Board of Directors of Sports Kenya,

08/06/2023

2023/2024 Budget estimates;

Total budget -4.5 Trillion
Breakdown:

Recurrent expenditure -1.56T
Development budget -718.9 B
Consolidated fund service -775.1B
Debt repayment -850B
National Government -2.3T
Parliament -41B
Judiciary -23B
Housing -29B
Education -304B
State house -7.3B
Counties -385B

02/06/2023

STUDENT AND TEACHER HAVE SEX🍆

A form3 student decided to propose to his attractive English teacher.During a class assignment, he slipped a love letter in the page of his assignment exercise book.He had already informed his friends of the act. Everyone was waiting for the reaction of their teacher.At home, while working on the students' assignments, she saw the letter which she also read.The next day, at school, she shared the exercises to the students.The boy got 17/20. But she didn't give him his copy.
She simply ordered him to follow her to the teachers' room.All his friends concluded that it was over for him because the disciplinary council would be waiting for him.The most surprising thing was that when they arrived at the teachers' room, the teacher.........

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16/05/2023

"The proposed housing levy that will be deducted from workers is not tax but a way of saving. Those who will contribute will be refunded with a interest. Kenyans who will be deducted the 3% housing levy will get back their money after 7 years or retirement.

- MP Ndindi Nyoro

15/05/2023

BUSINESS DAILY Reports that; Tough times ahead as the cost of a bag of sugar increased 31% to Sh9600 last month.

The cost of a 2kg sugar packet has increased by about Sh60 to Sh100 within a month.

08/05/2023

UPDATE: Azimio leader Raila Makes 6 Fresh Demands Over Ruto 35% Tax Increase & House Levy​​.

Raila raises concerns over the proposed Finance Bill 2023 noting that it is a move by the Government, led by President William Ruto, to punish Kenyans.

The former Prime Minister argues that the bill goes against promises the Head of State had earlier made.

Raila demands that instead of subjecting all government employees to new mandatory taxation, the regime should instead reduce the size of the government, excess cabinet secretaries, principal secretaries, directorates, advisors, aids, departments and cars are gobbling up finances for no good value for money.

He further demands that there should be an immediate stoppage on non-essential government expenditures including the appointment of chief administrative officers

He also advocates for the abolishment of money he claims was being spent on political operations that are disguised as relief food distribution or fundraisers.

The Azimio leader also demands that domestic and international travel, conferences, workshops, and training be reduced.

Raila also calls for a freeze on ministerial out-of-station allowances, ministerial house allowances and domestic allowances for cabinet and principal secretaries.

07/05/2023

UPDATE: The chairperson of President William Ruto’s Council of Economic Advisors David Ndii hit out at leaders criticising the government’s taxation plans in the next financial year.

Ndii asks people with issues with Finance Bill 2023 to sit down and write an alternative budget that is cushioned from external shocks without International Monetary Fund (IMF).

He also suggests that they should also show how they can bring down the budget deficit with no tax measures.

Ndii also made headlines recently when he said Kenyans have two choices on the cost of electricity; to bear with the high costs or brace for frequent power outages.

He said the Kenya Kwanza government never promised Kenyans cheap electricity during their pre-election manifesto drafted ahead of the August polls..

06/05/2023

UPDATE: KANU Chairman Gideon Moi having a talk with former CS Charles Keter, Lt. Mohamed General Badi and SG George Wainaina at undisclosed location.

04/05/2023

JUST IN: The National Treasury is now proposing for 35% income tax on all monthly salaries above Sh500,000.

According to a copy of the Finance Bill 2023, Treasury is also seeking to deduct 3% of all employees' basic salaries towards a kitty known as the National Housing Development Fund. This deduction will be matched by another 3 per cent by the employer.

The Housing deduction for employees is capped at Sh5,000.

Hosara ataware!!! 😂