14/12/2023
After 4 Weeks of Unprotected S*x
Girlfriend: Hey baby
Boyfriend: Hey Babe
Girlfriend: I wanna tell you something.
Boyfriend: Umm ok shoot.
Girlfriend: Please promise me you won't get
mad.
Boyfriend: (Got a bit nervous) are you telling or
not?
Girlfriend: (Started to cry) I... I... I... I... Ithink... Babe i think i'm pregnant.
Boyfriend: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Girlfriend: Yeah... I am pregnant i missed my
period.
Boyfriend: You gotta be kidding right?
Girlfriend: No babe how can i joke about
something like this.
Boyfriend hangs up the phone... The girl cried
alot thinking she had lost him for good. She
even tried committing su***de...
After 30 minutes she hears a knock on the door. When she opens... BOOM it's her boyfriend, kneeling down on the floor.
Boyfriend: 200 billions stars, 7 continents, 196
countries, 9 planets, 21 province, 2 capital cities and i have had the privilege of meeting such a sophistrated, intelligent, motivated, beautiful woman like you...
Let me correct you...
You're not pregnant, WE are pregnant...
We're both responsible for the baby. I will
support you and our baby. So the love of my
life.
Will you marry me???
Girlfriend: It's not yours!!!🤡🤡
🤣🤣🤣