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13/11/2023

Umepanda miti wapi, kwa mto ulio kwa msitu au wewe ñi wale wa kisima kilicho katikati ya milima , its a sin. Alafu wale mmepanda miti kwa makaratasi, you have wasted your energy. Haita mea

04/11/2023

There is this engineer who was unemployed for years. And because his brother was working with KEMSA, he was advised to start a clinic 🙄, so his brother can support him with medical supplies.

So this guy opened up a clinic 🤔, and because it's business 🤔, he came up with unexpected idea 💡, he made billboard written GET TREATED AT SH 5k, IF WE CAN'T TREAT YOU , YOU WILL BE REFUNDED SH 10k, INSTANTLY.

But remember this guy is not a doctor 🤔, he is an engineer .

So there is this doctor who spotted the billboard, and he was not sick at all, so he thought, this is the best way to make 10k. So he visited the engineers clinic.

The doctor told engineer that, he has lost his test sense, the engineer called his nurse, he told her, bring that medicine 💊 in box 📦 ten , put one drop to the patient's mouth 👄, and so the nurse did.
But the doctor said, no this is not a vaccine, its cooking salad .

The engineer replied, congratulations 🎊, you have your test sense back 👏, you will pay 5k.

The doctor went unbelieving, he has lost but after few days he came back.
This time, the doctor said, my memory has lost 😔, i can't remember anything 😔, even my name.

The engineer called his nurse and told her to bring the vaccine in box 📦 ten, put one drop to the patient's mouth 👄.
But the doctor was puzzled, it's the same as the first one , not a vaccine, it's cooking salad.

The engineer said to him, congratulations once again 👏, you have your memories back, you have to pay 5k.

The doctor was much disappointed 😞, but after thinking for two, three days, he came up with an idea to bring his 10k back, so he came again 😉

This time ⏲, the doctor said, i have lost my vision, i can't see.

The engineer thought for a minute, the he said, i have no medication for that, so you take this 10k, as we advertised, you get 10k instantly 😉 if not treated.
The doctor takes the money 💰 smiling, but he said, no this is not 10k, it's 5k .

The engineer said, congratulations 🎊 you have got your vision back, you have to pay 5k. 😉

Sometimes, being smart doesn't need any professional, in this world, we need to handle the situation how they came, change when they change and be creative always , don't focus on your pepers, focus on your life 😉 and future 😉. Blessed Sunday 🙏

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02/11/2023

There is this lady who wanted to get married, she's was still a virgin, so the lady gave out her demands for men interested with her.

1. You must have a one storey house 🏠 as her home, in a city.
2. If your car 🚗 is cheaper than a prado V8, and you have less than 3 of them, don't try 😉.
3. If your monthly income is less than 300k, don't waste your time.
4. You must be ready to pay dowry worth 10 million and above .
5. First f**k will happen in a private jet.

So men came to try their luck 🤔, but many failed to fulfill her demands.

One morning, a rich young man 👨 came, he was really good and handsome, plus all the wealth he owned, flats, restaurants, real estate and car barzeer, he automatically qualified.

When the lady came to meet this guy, the man said to her. "I have all that you demanded, and am ready to more than your demands, but i have one question, what will you offer in our marriage 💑. "
The girl answered happily 😊, " i, me and myself," the man accepted and they married.
A few weeks later, the lady was crying, complaining, regretting, why, why me.?
After taking her vigirnity, he never sleep with her again. After the wedding, she was not allowed to use any of the luxury vehicles. To make the matter worse, she was locked 🔒 in a room upstairs.
One day the man came to see her, and she wanted to know why she is being treated like that. He said, look at that pick-up, its now our dust bin, but that was my first car, i bought it with pain and sacrifices, i slept angry, i walked barefoot, just to save money to buy it, but imagine, with all the sacrifices i made to own it, i use it as a dumping bin, because i realised that, the car was not expensive, it wasn't luxurious but it took me alot of effort to get it. Because my demand was higher than my standard at that time. but i love it, can't sell it, because every time I see it, i remember were i came from. But for now i better use the expensive vehicle i bought with less effort..

You are like that car to me, you demanded more than what you are capable. Said the man.

The lady said to the man, if am worthless. Please, just divorce me.

The answered, divorcing you, is like losing that car, it has memories, i strain to own it.

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01/11/2023

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Moses Wafula Nyongesa, Judy Cindy, Benard Omollo, Roylex Omondi Oluoch, Irene Akinyi, Ason Joseph, Indoshi Bri, Ebere Agouak, Okoth Martin, Dan Meo, Shaz Veneza, Rass Ma Awasi, K***a Hilaly Hamisy, Vyona Akinyi, Wuod Min Alice, Benard Okoth, Roy James, Jayne Syombua, Phena Wanga, Steven Kiniti, Evans Masai, Fredrick Okoth, Sam Abigael, Johanes Otieno, Philip Philo, Esther Dewise, Onyango Kiplangat, Zephaniah Alube, Susan Mulupi, Wuod Jakidi, Amadi Godwill, Koulsoum Zeta

29/10/2023

Masaa ni ya kazi, us we work to bring you our best. We need your support here and on our all social media channels Mlupi Studios

20/10/2023

Happy mashujaa day to all our followers.

Nyinyi ndio mashujaa wetu

19/08/2023

Some times, it's good to take photos, in a big activity like this 😀

08/08/2023

Polisi na udaktari ndio kazi nzuri duniani.

Jana polisi alifumaniwa akidara bibi ya mwenyewe, akasema huyu bibi ni suspect na akaenda naye.

Leo daktari amefumaniwa na mwanafunzi, amesema alikua anampea huduma ya kwanza.

Je, wewe ukipatina utasema aje...

07/08/2023

Hi si sherehe

06/08/2023

Hii kikombe ni sawa na ku win handkerchief ya kupanguza machozi ya last season

05/08/2023

Ladies, ukitaka bwanako awache pombe, usiende kwa mganga, fanya hivi.

Nunua mayai na condom, ngoja jamaa akuje, akiwa amelewa chakari, mchukue umgaragaze kwa vumbi au matope, kisha mtoe trousers 👖, pasua mayai umwagie kwa matako, mayai ingine pasulia kwa condom but kiasi tu isiwe excess, kisha vuta yeye alale hapo kwa floor, alafu uanze kulia.

Akiamuka akupate ukilia, akiuliza unalia nini, mwambaie, unaaibika kukuliwa na mtu anakuliwa akiwa mlevi.

04/08/2023

Please help 🤔🤔

Kuna dem anadai nilmpea mimba, but am not sure if it's mine, kwa sababu huyo dem alipatikana guesthouse na babangu, so amejifungua last week, mimi nataka twende DNA test, but babangu ananilazimisha nikubali mtoi ni wangu, nitafanyaje wadau.😓😓

14/05/2023

Briton fc are like gangsters, who break into Arsenal's house, beat him, f**k his wife and get away with 3 points

05/05/2023

Ati umewacha bibi kwa nyumba ukaenda sleep over kwa side chick, nae side chick akauacha kwa nyumba akaenda sleep over na mbabas, hii ndo hua unarudi kwako ukiwa romantic hadi bibi anashangaa

03/05/2023

Huyu inzi jamani

30/04/2023

24/04/2023

Mackenzi Baptist Death
Shakahola parish😓😓

16/04/2023

Kutokana na hii story ya "Hakim" am changing all my ownership to someone else, just in case, if she might think of fighting me, then she will fight her.

12/04/2023

Na miss curfew aki, kwanza nikikumbuka Venye jirani yangu alichelewa, curfew ikampata, naye dem yake alikua amekuja kumwona, curfew ikampata.. uzuri alikua anamugojea kwangu...the was so cool 😎

11/04/2023

Alafu nyinyi madem mnasafiri usiku, mvae mask 😷, sio maneno ya kusinzia kwa gari alafu unapaka watu lip 💋 stick, mnatuletea kesi mahali tunaenda

09/04/2023

UKOO WA YESU WA TONGAREN

ELIJAH WA NAMEME _____ ELIJAH MSAMBWA ____Wafula mtikiti ____ YOHANA WA BUNGOMA{ Mwenye aliandika bibilia yake}_____ Nyongesa wa mkanda ____JEHOVA WANYONYI_____ Wanyonyi msimwali_____ YESU WA TONGAREN

NA HUO NDO UKOO WA YESU WA
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08/04/2023

Alafu, kuna hawa wanaume hushindia social media waki convince wengine kuoa madem wako na watoto, hao ndio wanaume hupea hawa madem mimba na wanatoroka majukumu,sasa wanakuja uku kutushawishi tuoe hao ma ex wao ili tuwalelee watoi, tag mmoja k**a unamjua, na umwambie watu si WAJINGA Mlupi Studios

07/04/2023

A man went to visit his wife to hospital she was so sick almost dead

Wife: hubby will you marry another Wife if i die...
Husband: you will not die..
Wife: just in case..
Husband: No!
Wife: But you have to..
Husband: No, no, no, i love you so much, i can't do it.., it's a betrayal to you.
Wife: I also love you so much, and my soul can not rest in peace while loneliness is your new partner..
Husband: to let your soul rest, i will dear..
Wife: Good, and will you use our bed with your new wife..
Husband: No, no, no, i can't, anything belongs to you, i can't give her access to, stating with your shops, car, house, everything..
Wife: Then my soul will not rest well, as you run away from my home with your new partner...
Husband: what do you want me to do to let your soul rest in peace..
Wife: I want you to stay with your new wife in our house, let her use all that belongs to me, the shops, car, house, even my clothes..
Husband: No, not possible,
Wife: Why...
Husband: Mm, eh.. i think i will give her access to all, except your clothes and shoes, not all..
Wife: Then my...
Husband: Please dear, try to understand, she can't fit in clothes, she is too slim, same to your shoes, she wears no.6 while you wears no.8.

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06/04/2023

Jamaa alikua ana feel vibaya, akaambia maiden, "naomba unipe mara moja please " wife akasikia...' sai kesi iko kwa wazazi

04/04/2023

Mnaonanaje, tumeanzisha merr-go-round ya wakenya wote, tunamwangiana 1 bob daily, kumbuka kenya tuko over 50 million, tiayari nishaaa register 20 million people, let's be millionaires together.. namba 1 anapata pesa yake next week, to join, just follow Mlupi Studios tuomoke

07/03/2023

Nairobi Estates during colonial and after colonial.

Carryall cops___Karioko
Carry your bags ___Kariobagi
Dark Gate Corner___Dagoret Corner
Kylen Shaws___Kileleshwa
Gill Michael's__Kia maiko

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05/03/2023

Man u after winning a Cleo Malalah supa cup ya England, wakidhani wamefika...safari bado

05/03/2023

Ati "best team in the world" wanafunikwa wiki mzima