Magoti Ya Mende

04/06/2024

28/05/2024

Experience is the best teacher until you experience.
Kigumba kwa nguruwe, kwa binadamu uchungu.

If you call me and I ask whom you are wewe ni "murata thegethege"

03/05/2024

Form fours this year ndio walikuwa class 8 in 2020 during COVID 19.. and most of them were born around 2007/8 during post election violence 🤔

01/05/2024

I always tell people to desist from alcohol. My neighbor got Drunk yesterday and he was dancing to my generator sound. When i put off the Gen he walked up to me and asked who sang the song???

I told him is Yamaha featuring petrol
He said wow! Those two musician are good

12/04/2024

When buying a cow for milk, don't buy the cow near your neighborhood.

One day when the cow is going to the river, when the former owner meets it he can divert it to his home, milk it and let it proceed to the river.

The cow will be giving you kicks to avoid being milked twice in a day.

You will never know.

Buy a cow at least 100km away from your home.

Thank me later.

12/04/2024

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