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20/06/2024

A VERY GOOD QUESTIONS TO ANSWER🤣🤣🤣😁" it's a joke 😊🤪😂
Instruction: Attempt all Question

COURSE CODE: MTH 408

COURSE TITLE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time Allowed: 5 Minutes

Instructions:
Attempt All Question's Irrespective Of Gender Or marital status

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Now she has dropped you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time, money and energy wasted. (20 Marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this misplaced priority of love. (20 Marks)

3. For Men Only: You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s

(a) Plot a graph of your stupidity against prices of phones. (15Marks)

(b) Use your graph x and y axis to determine your future poverty. (5Marks)

(c) Plot the percentage of shame against the volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Marks)

4. You are WhatsApping and Facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social media network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. per annum, your daughter who is awaiting WASSCE result is using iPhone 12 and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For women Only: You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with a lot of body count, use the law of Diminishing Returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife N3,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N20,000 in bars and restaurant each weekend that you visited
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π = 22/7 or 3.142 (20 marks) Goodluck ✌️
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Utaambia Nini watu Sasa🤔
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