Chawand Seventen

03/10/2024

22/08/2024

⏲Don't waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear

11/08/2024

Tîpş øñ hõw tő mãkė ręåľ møñėý..💸
1.Gö to Facebook..
2.Śelëct"Delete my account"..
3.Go to work.

25/07/2024

Gen-Z instead ya kutuhelp nyinyi mlituua 😭😭
Kumbe hawa ndo mlikua mnafightia na hamsemi...

17/06/2024

Alf na hawa wamaasai wako online, wameachia nan ng'ombe...

17/06/2024

My future wife is out there breaking people's hearts 💔💔🤔,
keep going Beb 🥰am proud of you 😂😂🙌🙌

13/06/2024

An Old Farmer who owned 10acres of land writes to her Son who is in Prison:
"Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me".

The Son writes back,
"Mummy don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole amounting to 300million

The Police read the letter and the next Day he hired some people to till the whole field supervising them they tilled up the land looking for the money but nothing was found.

The following Day the Son wrote again,
'Now plant your Potatoes mummy , it's the best I can do from here.
Wisdom surpasses.everything

13/05/2024

Kumbe mama mkwe ni Ex wangu..
Ule mumama wangu wa harrier
ghaiiii!

04/05/2024

Umewai simamisha alafu ukanyimwaa..
weeh! watu wengine hawawez kukupea lift... 😂😂

02/05/2024

📌📌📌𝗨𝗡𝗔_𝗣𝗜𝗚𝗪𝗔 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘_𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗔𝗗𝗬_𝗨𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗨𝗞𝗔😷🤗𝗜𝗡𝗞🤣🤣𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙀𝙏💔💔

23/04/2024

Wewe ukimwombea apone
cramps kuna ninja anacelebrate hakushika mimba 💀😂😂

23/04/2024

K**a kuoga sio tabia mbaya mbona mnaoga mkijificha?😂😂💔

23/04/2024

Unapea mwanaume heshima yote alafu unapata analalanga akiwa amefunga mlango😂🤭💀

16/04/2024

https://youtu.be/zod_Xovp_fw?si=u_Mqo2i3NUMeX314

31/03/2024

https://youtu.be/zod_Xovp_fw?si=u_Mqo2i3NUMeX314
Oyaaaa....niaje, ni Chawand Seventen 👑 hapa... my new hit video song its now on youtube... tufike tusababishe...view, subscribe, like , comment and share...
Audio na video ni moto💥... imefeature wasanii wote muwapendao

The song is all about party... it has collective form of music types... an urbantone type, dancehall and gengetone type for it is a collaborationof different...

16/02/2024

Dem yako toka nimnyime 10 bob
hataki kuniongelesha 🤣🤣.

14/02/2024

Mistari niko nazo ...safaricom ndo walinipaa... na safaricom hunikumbusha zile slogans na mottos zao k**a I'm "your better option" na Ile ya "tuko nawe kila wakati" but kwa ndoto, lakini Ile ya "twaweza" ilibidi ni confirm kwa kale cartoon kao kanaitwa "zuri" kakanishow uko mzuri so nkakaambia basi kafunge offer za "blaze" na "tunukiwa" ju already kwako nime data na pia wasiwahi nipee okoa jahazi juu uko "outstanding" kuziliko...

14/02/2024

Son: Dad; jana nilisikia mom akilia kwa nini?
Dad: Alikuwa analia sababu aliona kombamwiko.
Son: Lakini nilikuwa nasikizia kwa mlango
Dad: Nimekwambia ilikuwa kombamwiko hakuna kitu ingine.
Son: Sawa, lakini nilisikia mom akisema kitu.
Dad: Nini hio?
Son: Ni ahidi hutanichapa.
Dad: Sitakuchapa sababu ulisikia tu.
Son: Sawa.
Dad:Nasikiza...
Son: Alikuwa anasema usiwache ku.....
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Usichoke kusoma najua k**a angekuwa Mungu ungepuuza.

God: Nimemaliza kazi yangu ya watoto wangu.
Satan: Wow watoto wako?
God: Ndio..
Satan: Nini hio unajaribu kusema..
God: Nimetimiza ahadi ya watoto wangu wanaosoma ujumbe huu.
Satan: Umepoteza muda wako tu.
God: Hapana, shida zao zote zimeisha na watabarikiwa milele.
Satan: Hapana, nimefanya yangu ambayo hawawezi faulu.
God: Wacha tuone watoto wanapenda kuteseka ama wanataka kutoka kwa shida
Satan: Wangu wataruka ujumbe huu bila kufanya kitu.
God: Wangu wata Like🖒 na kusema "AMEN"

Wacha tupee Satan mshtuko wa moyo na tumwambie hatutarudi kuwa vile.🚫 SHARE tafadhali...
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