16/01/2025
The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) agents are reporting that they wish to relieve the "wannabe Itungatis" from their anticipation. There's no need to wait endlessly for a future date that hasn't even been announced.
The direction you are expecting from Riggy G is the announcement of a new political party. We can now confirm that the party he will introduce is The People's Party of Kenya. The change in party officials was finalized just this month, January 2025.
Here’s what you need to know:
Symbol: A Microphone – Kuongea kwa sauti.
Slogan as of now: Usawa, Haki na Uhuru.
Already, direct tickets have been issued to Governors, MPs, Women Reps, and Senators as founding members. Specific MCAs have also been identified to free them from political competition, allowing them to focus on promoting the new party.
In a related development, Martha Karua has rebranded her Narc-Kenya party to the People’s Liberation Party of Kenya.
Meanwhile, Riggy G’s party is undergoing a rebranding process, aligning with the microphone symbol. The proposed slogan? Sauti ya Wananchi.
To kickstart the party's popularity, founding members have been tasked with raising Shs. 40 Million. This will be used to energize and refund costs to supporters in rallies across Nyeri, Muranga, Kirinyaga, Nakuru, Nyandarua, Laikipia, Nairobi, and Kiambu.
Interestingly, the funds won’t be distributed in Mt. Kenya East to avoid branding the party as wealthy in the region.
However, the high financial demands have already seen some of the founding members exit.
IT IS SO DECLASSIFIED!