10/01/2024
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19 FOOTBALL RULES In the VILLAGE YOU MUST OBEY Or No Game For You...
Rules of football when we were kids
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays
3. If you didn't take part in repairing the ball, you were given a match ban
4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game
5. When the ball owner got annoyed, game over
6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues
7. You can't dribble the owner too much. This may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.
8. Regardless of the goals scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score
9. No offsides. 10. There's no referee.
11. There is foul unless it's a serious one.
12. The 2 best players can not play in the same team, so everyone chooses their players.
13. If you're chosen last, it's humiliation, and you'll remain in defence.
14. The best player becomes the keeper if there's a penalty.
15. The best player on the field is always in the same team as the ball owner.
16. To distinguish the teams, one must pull off their shirts .
17. 3 or 5 corner kicks in a row = a penalty.
18. There's always a house where when the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!
19. Game over when it's dark and we can barely see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.😂😂