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18/04/2024

Confirmed! KDF Officers who were in the Crashed Helicopter
Confirmed Dead.
1. Gen.Ogolla
2. Brgd Said
3. Col.Keitany
4. Capt.Sora
5. Sgt.Omondi
Survivors with life threatening injuries
6. Capt.Litali
7. Sgt.Nyawira
8. Lt.Col.Sawe

30/08/2023

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21/04/2023

May Allah ﷻ accept your fasting, prayers, charity and righteous deeds and allow us to see many more months of Ramadans in faith and good health. Aameen.

02/04/2023

Humanity ilienda wapi jameni?

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This is DJ Brownskin...He was seen in a video recording his wife taking poison while children are watching. She died infront of everyone.
The wife has been buried..

Huyu DJ ataambia nini watoto jameni?.. Can't watch the videos aki.. This so heartbreaking.. Mtu ameketi anarecord mke wake anachukua poison, anaweka kwa kikombe, anakunywa akiona the anarecord mpaka vile anaaga dunia aki??? What's wrong wrong with this generation tuko jameni??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The worst part ni pale anawaita watoi wake..

23/03/2023

UPDATE:Dollar rate against the Kenyan Shilling drops significantly from 140 to 128.

23/03/2023

“We are trying to look for maize out there but the truth of the matter is that it is not there,” said Linturi.

23/03/2023

LIVE: DP Gachagua Attends Burial Of Maragua MP Mary Waithera's Mother

DP Gachagua attends burial of Maragua MP Mary Waithera's mother

23/03/2023

Raila Odinga's staunch supporter, Nuru Okanga hospitalised; Asks Kenyans to help clear his hospital bill.

19/03/2023

Poor and hungry kenyans are eagerly waiting to hold demonstrations that will only worsen the status of their lives. It's unfortunate that even in 21st C we still have morons who haven't embraced civilization.

19/03/2023

"Men are wasteful"-Wambui Onyango laments

"Mnataka s*x but mkipewa mnaunderperfom.You chase a woman for 8 months; dates, gifts, tours etc then when given the prize you spend only 50 seconds on her.Surely?"She crys

11/03/2023

😂😂😂😂
HER: Ghai, kwani hauna CD? Sasa tutafanyaje?

HIM: Tulale tu, there is always a next time. nitavumilia hadi asubuhi.

2 minutes later...

HIM: Si ata tu romance kisha tulale? Nishike niskie poa.

She turns slowly to his side to face him.

HER: Wueeh, na ikisimama?

HIM: Haiweziii, ni yangu naijua. Haisimamangi.

2 minutes later...

Her: Weweee, unaona imesimama..

HIM: Badoooo, inakuanga hivyo. Usijali.

He skillfully and tactfully finds his way around her underwear and rests the head of his Msilimbombo at the entrance of kīrīa.

HER: Woiyeee, Usiingishe akiii..

HIM: Haiwezi ingiaaa...

Slowly but surely, he gains headway inside the honeypot.

HER: Ghai, unaona umeingisha..

HIM: Badoooo, Wacha ikae hapo basi. Nifungulie miguu vizuri bas ni relax hapo.

She spreads one leg to give him limited access like 2G network. He capitalizes on this move and hopes that it will eventually turn her on and allow 'kitu imese mwensake..'

HER: Si unaona! aki unanifanya.

HIM: Usijaliiii, nitatoka saa hii tu..

He notices that she's no longer resisting and she is now cool and relaxed. It's all systems go.

He lifts both her legs higher than Inua dada initiative ever did under Jubilee government.

9.98 seconds later...💦 💦

He falls off from her and pants in fast shallow breaths, like a child with 'Rimonia'.

HER: Nilijua tu hivyo ndio ulikuwa unataka..

HIM: by the way Ulijuajeee... Aki wewe...

Kang'ura!
Wueeh 😂😂

19/02/2023

Bomet:The crippled walked home healed after a miracle done by the Mightiest Prophet of God,Owuor.

19/02/2023

19/02/2023

The two ridges lay side by side. One was Kameno, the other was Makuyu. Between them was a valley. It was called the valley of life. Behind Kameno and Makuyu were many more valleys and ridges lying without a discernible plan...........
.......A river flowed through the valley of life. If there had been no bush and no forest trees covering the slopes, you could have seen the river when you stood on top of either Kameno or Makuyu...........
... The river was called Honia, which meant cure, or bring-back-to-life. Honia River never dried..........

TheRiverBetween

15/02/2023

Word on the street is that “Money cannot buy love, and love does not pay bills”! Literally, a balance is needed when it comes to money and love.

14/02/2023

Mutula Kilonzo Jnr:George Natembeya has just opened the Pandora’s box on Cattle rustling without mincing any words . We are unknowingly funding cattle rustling in Nairobi by buying beef whose horns and hide cannot be traced ! Good gracious

13/02/2023

Graduands and parents attending the 73rd Makerere University graduation have been prohibited from carrying cellphones and cameras.

In other words, those looking to take selfies or go live on social media will have to hold on and do that when they go back home.

Canned foods, drinks, and backpacks are also banned from the ceremony in which graduands are only allowed two guests.

13/02/2023

Bomet woman rep Linet Toto has launched a scathing attack on Raila Odinga for criticising President William Ruto.

Toto claimed Raila's politics is always marred with violence and deceit.

She went on to rebuke the ODM leader for always claiming his 'presidential win' has been rigged.

13/02/2023

Chelsea could do with some new signings in the summer

13/02/2023

Ruto: Leo nimeenda State House ya Nakuru kwa mara ya kwanza nikashangaa sana ati mimi sasa ndio huyo niko hapo. Si Mungu ni wa ajabu?

12/02/2023

UPDATE: President Ruto to start the process of hiring IEBC commissioners from next week.

22/01/2023

Wenye wameiba KCSE wakapata Straight As na wanajua tu vizuri akili hakuna,watajidanganya wafanye hizi courses ngumu k**a Medicine ya UON one year later unapata kijana nywele yote imeanguka anachanganya bhangi,Cheap liquor na Jaba na alikuwa leader wa C.U- Kipsowet.

13/01/2023

A pregnant woman in Uganda who was hospitalized for contracting malaria was caught red-handed by her husband engaging in s*xual in*******se with a 24-year-old man.

A pregnant woman in Uganda who was hospitalized for contracting malaria was caught red-handed by her husband engaging in s*xual in*******se with a 24-year-old man. According to the Daily Monitor,

31/12/2022

Happy new year 2023 ❤️

31/12/2022

Happy birthday Brown mauzo

31/12/2022

"I’ve lost weight because I have health problems, my life has been so complicated lately despite me laughing and entertaining you guys. I’m kind of depressed and it’s because of my health." - Natalie Githinji

29/12/2022

When do women make most noise during s*x? When they’re having an or**sm? Or when their man is about to come?

Brace yourself for the truth here:

When do women make most noise during s*x? When they’re having an or**sm? Or when their man is about to come? Brace yourself for the truth!

18/12/2022

Jama alitoka na degree ya safiii..

13/12/2022

World cup final

Argentina Vs france ✔️

12/12/2022

Sofapaka Edge Leopards To Lift Jamhuri Day Cup