21/08/2025
Coach GehGeh will sack you soon 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Hello everyone !
Concerned friends and student union of Gehgeh university of wisdom and understanding
As your Student Union president, I’ve got a serious question: Are we getting uniforms or are we being asked to buy a designer collection? ₦70,000 for uniforms? At that price, they better come with a lifetime supply of compliments and a personal tailor!
I mean, I could buy a whole wardrobe for that amount, and still have enough left over for a trip to the movies! I’d rather show up in my regular clothes than pay that much for a uniform that might just end up looking like a glorified potato sack!
Let’s be real: if we’re going to pay ₦70,000, I want my uniform to come with a cape and the ability to fly! Because at this rate, we’ll need superpowers to afford school!
So, let’s stand together and tell our school that we want affordable uniforms! Because education should not come with a fashion tax that’s higher than a celebrity’s wardrobe budget!
Thank you, and remember: we’re students, not walking bank accounts!
Yours faithfully stinğy SUG president of Gehgeh university of wisdom and understanding.
