Feather hat

Feather hat Life's a bitch and death is her sister and both of them will f*ck you anyway

26/03/2024

am the one your mom warned you about

26/03/2024

wish I had someone to call my own seriously

24/03/2024

Mkiona yule mwalimu alikuwa
anasema ati naandika k**a
kuku mwambieni akujie mayai
nimeanza kutaga

24/03/2024

Am a go getter,I dominate where I belong

23/03/2024

The truth is that the al-shabab is frequently in touch with the Kenyan government our channels are very open

23/03/2024

you know what i love about waking up?

nothing. Let me sleep.

21/03/2024

Three University students
dodged exam because they did
not study, They came up with a
plan, got themselves dirty using
grease, then went to see the
Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we
couldn't make it to the exam.
We attended a wedding and on
our way back the car broke
down and we became so dirty as
you can see".
The Lecturer understood and
gave them three days
to prepare. After three days,
they went to the Lecturer very
ready for the exam because
they had studied.
The Lecturer decided to put
them in three separate classes
with only four questions in the
exam paper as follows:
1. Who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception
held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car
break down?
(25mks)
4.What type of car broke down?
(25mks)
Marking scheme: your answers
must be the same.!!!
As we speak, they are still in the
exam hall writing!

21/03/2024

Some things are better left unsaid

Which I usually realize after I say them

21/03/2024

A male killer whale and a female
killer whale were swimming off
the coast of Japan when they
noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as
the same ship that had
harpooned his father many years
earlier.
He said to the female whale:
"Let's both swim under the ship
and blow out of our air holes at
the same time and it should
cause the ship to turn over and
sink."
They tried it and sure enough,
the ship turned over and quickly
sank. Soon, however, the whales
realized the sailors had jumped
overboard and were swimming
to the safety of shore.
The male was enraged that they
were going to get away and told
the female: "Let's swim after
them and gobble them up before
they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the
female was becoming reluctant
to follow him. "Look," she said: "I
went along with the blow job,
but I absolutely refuse to
swallow any seamen.

20/03/2024

I remember back in school I supported the motion "Education is better than money" dear money, am sorry I was just a child

17/03/2024

Kuna siku utatolewa kwa freezer
k**a ice cream, then uanikiwe kwa watu wakuonee kwa kioo
k**a nyama kwa butchery, my
dear live your life today and
don't depress yourself na vitu za
dunia, we are all passerbys'

16/03/2024

Maintain your balance,
Remain in control,
Remain calm,
Remain happy😊
Happy Sabbath

16/03/2024

I’d really like to focus on my goals which are going out, partying a lot, drinking, and smoking w**d

16/03/2024

Some words may be sweet, but they can never replace food! If a man tells you he is hungry, give him food, not nice talks.

16/03/2024

I hate getting mad, it takes me like 2 years to calm down 🙄

15/03/2024

When your girlfriend gets married to a guy she introduced to you as her cousin

15/03/2024

There are too many people and and few human beings

15/03/2024

"can u multitask"

yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

14/03/2024

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

13/03/2024

at peace cus i don’t care

11/03/2024

I don't drink ALL the time. 🤪
Only when I'm happy or stressed, relaxing alone or with friends, when I'm busy or being lazy, while I cook or with a book.
But not all the time!! 🤣🤣

11/03/2024

And just like that, stock ya
facemasks kwa duka imekuwa
useless

11/03/2024

Plz keep me in ur thoughts 🙏

nothing happened i just want u to think about me

10/03/2024

If we make eye contact more
than 3 times, i'm telling my
friends you love me

09/03/2024

My room was clean until I decided what to wear

08/03/2024

Facebook is for people who talk to themselves and enjoy their own company

05/03/2024

I’m so quick to search a number up on Facebook , cause who tf playing on my phone??

05/03/2024

Am the branches am the leaves am the roots am the stem we don't mix and we no blend

05/03/2024

Umenyoa ya nini na aupeani??

05/03/2024

BITTER SWEET
my grandma's grandchildren have become tribal against family and it keeps me on toes as to why my circle of relatives is not a circle but a dot all said and done the streets always has its mind but take this to the bank that LIFES A BITCH AND DEATH IS HER SISTER AND BOTH OF THEM WILL F**K YOU ANYWAY.



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