How To Identify A engineering Student?
1) He/she will never/seldom talk about his/her studies/syllabus.
2) The one who says "maine 8 mein se 3 hi unit kari hain..tune??" 30 mins before the exam.
3) He will say the word "REAPPEAR/BACK AA GAYI" without any sad expression.
4) The one who says to teacher "Sir, report maine khud banayi hai"..but goes blank when asked questions.
5) When asked about bad
result in exams he/she replies " Papa, hamare college mein teachers hi nahi hain..Jo hain wo bhi bekaar hain" with a firm face and then says to himself/herself "BACH GAYA"..
6) On a combined study night with friends, at 3 A.M. they say " Chal saale, neeche ghum ke aate hain"..and all others agree readily.
7) Who plan to study whole night with friends, and sleep with their mouth open after a can of RED BULL which they had to keep them awake..(Even RED BULL fails)
8) The one who starts and ends his day with 'TERI %$@%*)!'...but doesn't seem to know a single bad word when talking to a girl.
9) Who never fail to shout 'HAAAAAAAYE' when their friend is talking to a girl in college or anywhere on the planet.
10) Five guys on a bike/scooter and one of them saying ' Helmet nahi hai...challan na ho jaye'.
11) The one who ends up destroying atleast one appliance/ device at home thinking that he can repair it.
12) The only thing that he/she is concerned about before the final practical exam is ' EXTERNAL AAYA HAI?'
13) When told ' Ye wala topic bhi karna tha'..he/she says 'Ye pichli se pichli baar aaya tha..iss baar nai aayega'..but thinks ' Agar ye aa gaya toh main fail'
14) One who asks his/her friend 'Pass ho jayega?' and is relieved and relaxed to hear..'NAI'.
15) Who is more worried about completing the INDEX of his/her lab file rather than the file itself
16) Sessional exams are just another name for leaving the college early.
17) Who says to his friend 'Bhai movie chalte hain, pass toh hona nai hai...time waste kyun karein sessional mein'
18) Who gets all the notes photocopied throughout the semester only to realize that they are useless.
19) Who judges his performance in exams according to the number of sheets left blank.
20) He/She will say to a friend ' Main padha dunga wo chapter' with utter confidence and then opens the book..and says ' O Teri...main khud bhool gaya'
21) He/she often thinks '12th mein commerce le leta'
22) Who thinks the easiest way to get assignments and files checked is by learning the teachers' signature.
23) Who get to know about projects/assignments on the last date only...always.
24) Who carries things that look like a Machine Gun and Bakooza, in initial years of college and gets strange looks from people on his way to college...and tells them DRAFTER aur SHEET HOLDER hai...padhai ka saaman hota hai..
25)Who spends 3 hours in the drawing class (ED) only to draw a sqaure and a cirlce...that too incorrectly.
26) Who wants to be thrown out of class by the teacher so that he/she can roam around instead of getting bored.
27) Who applies new concepts and theories while answering questions in VIVA in such a manner that would make Einstein commit su***de.
28) At the beginning of new semester he/she thinks 'Iss baar shuru se padhunga'.
29) There are more CDs than books in his/her bag
30) Who has only one aim ' Degree ho jaye kisi tarah'
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1 ENGINEERING stdnt
1 MBA stdnt
1 MCA stdnt
boat me ja rahe the
1 JIN aaya aur bola
"samundar me koi cheez phenko.. Agar maine dhoond li toh me tumhe
maar doonga.. N agar nahi dhoond paaya toh main
tumhara gulaam"
MBA stdnt ne needle phenki
jin ne dhoond li
aur use maar diya
MCA stdnt ne memory card phenka
jin ne dhoond liya
aur use b maar diya
ENGINEERING stdnt ne
Disprine ki goli phenki
goli paani me ghool gayi
engg. Stdnt bola:
CHAL BETA
GHAR CHAL
BAHUT ASSIGNMENT PADE HAI!!! :-P:-D
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7 reasons why I chose Engineering!
1) I hate 2 Rest
2) I have already enjoyed life in
childhood.
3) I love tension.
4) I dont want to spend time with
family..
5) I want to take revenge from myself
6) I love 2 study on Sundays & holidays
AND THE BEST ONE,,
7) Pass hone ki khushi bardasht nai
hoti thi yar, kasam se..! :D :D
