09/01/2022
Read about UN Kundu& Sons (est:1882), a heritage shop in Calcutta in in Heritage Retailers of Calcutta By Ashish J Sanyal. The book is available on Amazon, Flipkart and Notion Press. Also, read a fictional tale called
There’s a Lot of Stuff In This Shop By Indrajit Dutta
So recently I went to UN Kundu & Sons.
I am supposed to write about this shop.
I’ve read it’s a hardware store meaning they sell adhesives, nails, screws, pipes, doorknobs, bathroom rails, rings
Oh there’s Mr. Kundu.
“Good morning, Mr. Kundu. My name is Indrajit
“I am not Mr. Kundu. I am an employee of his.”
“Well, I need to talk to him.”
“Come back later.”
1 WEEK LATER…
“Is Mr. Kundu there?”
“No he’s not.”
Oh.
Now what was I going to do, dear reader.
2 WEEKS LATER….
“Hallo, my name is Indrajit Dutta. Can I talk to Mr. Kundu?”
“He’s not well. He’s had an operation. He’ll take some time to recover. He’s not available now. Call back afterwards.”
Uh oh.
This is not good, dear reader.
I have to finish this write-up fast.
So what am I going to do?
I KNOW!
I am going to write a story.
A fictitious story.
Don’t have any other option.
Let’s start.
1 HOUR LATER….
I haven’t even started.
2 HOURS LATER….
Nope. Still not even one word.
3 HOURS LATER…
Nope. Not even
“I can help you.”
Who said that?
“Me. I am Upendra Nath Kundu the founder of Kundu Hardware.”
“Well, I am looking to write an interesting story so
“I know. I know. I do have something for you. One day an Englishman called Brown came to my shop. In fact you can see him. He’s the guy wearing the coat and the top hat. Anyway, I’ll go and talk to him.”
‘Hallo, Mr, Brown. How can I help you?’
‘I need some gum, Mr. Kundu.’
‘Sure. Why don’t you sit?’
‘Okay. Can keep my hat somewhere?’
‘Please give it to me.’
10 MINUTES LATER….
‘Here’s your gum, Mr. Brown.’
‘Thank you, Mr. Kundu. I am off.’
TWO DAYS LATER….
‘Kundu what the hell have you done? What’s wrong with my hat? You did something to it, didn’t you?’
‘Well, Mr. Brown I…
“So Indrajit what I did was….
I put the gum on his hat and he couldn’t get it off wherever he went, even when he went for a bath. FUNNY!”
“You can use that for your story can’t you, Indrajit?”
“Yeah I love it!”
“Good. Use that. But listen write about other stuff also, not only something frivolous. In fact why don’t you listen to what some of our customers say and include that in your write-up.”
2 HOURS LATER…..
“I am a plumber. I always buy my pipes from U N Kundu.”
“I like their electrical goods.”
“I bought a saw here in the 2002 and I still use it.”
“It’s a good hardware shop.”
“There you go, Indrajit.”
“Oh you’re back, Mr. Upendra Nath Kundu.”
“Yes. You should have enough material to write something”
“I guess.”
“Well, then start. Write something good about us.”
THE END
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This is a completely fictional story which is not in any way intended to mock or show anyone in a bad light. This story has been written to promote a book called Heritage Retailers of Calcutta By Ashish J Sanyal. The book Heritage Retailers of Calcutta By Ashish J Sanyal is available on Amazon, Flipkart and Notion Press.
https://notionpress.com/read/heritage-retailers-of-calcutta
https://www.amazon.in/Heritage-Retailers.../dp/1646785827
https://www.flipkart.com/heritage.../p/itma0e66a01b21e7
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Writer -- Indrajit Dutta (His page on facebook--https://www.facebook.com/Indrajit-Dutta-2347721861984140 )
Photographs taken from Heritage Retailers of Calcutta By Ashish J Sanyal.