C**T PACK & Kev

15/09/2017

WE ARE THE BIGGEST C***S EVER. Read our full review in today's Sun newspapers page 3

26/08/2013

CONTESTANTS READY?
GLADIATORS READY?
THREE...
TWO...
ONE...

20/08/2013

Guys, just to let you know... The kings crown HAS arrived.

16/08/2013

Not long boys. Not long until we spread our gospel to another part of the uk, we shall convert the heathens to c**tism!

07/08/2013

The official. OFFICIAL. Rules of the Official Newcastle based CPAK game.

Kings and Bi***es.

Bi***es.

07/08/2013

I think all of my fellow c**taneous chums will be happy to know. The forfeit for Newcastle has been written. And nobody will know until we enter the hotel room. Hows that for a slice of fried gold? - Marston

07/08/2013

'If I Don't then I wont, but if I have to, I will.'

-Frazer 'Frazasoraus' Peters - 7/8/13

06/08/2013

THIS SUMMER!!! THEY RETURN.

Coming soon.

05/03/2012

This hasn't been updated in a fair old while, so lets just update by saying this...

CPAK LIVES ON. LIVES ON FOREVER. NEVER DYING. MAKING CUNTISHNESS FASHIONABLE!!!

08/02/2012

我們陰戶包和KEV愛我們無處不在，甚至中國......哦，和我們喜歡的胸部......貓

03/02/2012

there are 5 in the c**t pack, but no, we are all in different parts of the country..but yes, willhelm, robiam, robfatiam, keviz, and frazahardon will be getting on it 2nite, and each and every shot, where ever they may be, will be..YES WILL BE dedicated, to the c**t pack and keviz ########################x

31/01/2012

The Sun
31st January 2012

Written By Ben Dover

The chilled cold air is sometimes to much for many of us to handle. But The C**t Pack and Kev were today seen lifting our spirits and making everyone get in the some mood already.

People were astonished this morning outside Charing Cross train station to see William Vinton, Frazer Peters, Kevin Bennett, Rob Marston and Rob Brown to be dancing to 'Five Bad Boys', in nothing more then mankinis. Many were excited to see them in next to nothing. It even appeared at one point that Co-Founder of the organisation, William Vinton, seemed to have he's testicles hanging out. We spoke to a screaming fan, 24 year old Topanga from Poland, when asked if that was the highlight of her day she said, 'Seeing hes balls always makes my day, we are so used to it now it does not even shock any of us.' In further shocks though, no one could help but notice how, Rob Marston, Rob Brown and Kevin Bennett's appearance looked. In last weeks story we showed how the 3 of the pack were hitting the gym together. Rob Marston has already shed 18 stone and looks like a born again David Beckham, so many congratulations to him. Rob Brown is getting closer and closer to hes dream of looking like Peter Andre as we started to see the veins pump through he's extra big muscles and pecks. Kevin Bennett looked no different and when asked about why the gym has no effect he just replied 'F*** off' My mum loves me just the way I am. We tried catching up with Frazer Peters but he was getting far to into the dancing. Videos can be seen on the public website, PornHub.

In further reports, there are rumours that The C**t Pack And Kev are preparing to do a lot of charity work in an attempt to raise more then Princess Di.

29/01/2012

According to reports, the C**t Pack & Kev have devised a cunning plan to prevent the end of the world from happening on the 21/12/12. If all goes to plan and your still here for this christmas you Have the C**t Pack & Kev To Thank. Saving The Worlds Just Part of our Job Description ;-D

27/01/2012

http://youtu.be/2sGmmxUQWig

Woooooooow! Thank you all for all these views! Never thought i'd would get that manyxD ]Font: Bleeding Cowboys[ THANKSS GUYS!

26/01/2012

I love my cpak! I do! I love my cpak! I do! I love my cpak! I do! Oh cpak I love you!

20/01/2012

Regrets, ive had a few
but then again, too few to mention
i did, what i had to do
and saw it though without exemption
i planned each charted course
each careful step, along the byway
and more, much more then this, i did it my way!!!

if ur a c**t, a wa**er, or even ur everyday pratt, it dont matter, just make sure
YOU DO IT YOUR WAY

18/01/2012

This Movie. I have decided to Make this.

16/01/2012

C**t Pack co-founder william mark vinton here, just want to say to my fellow pack members..what the f**k is going on, are we still a pack?!? just seems a bit quiet considering the excitment of a new year!?!