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18/02/2024

All relationships go through fights🥺.
All relationships have flaws😴.
All relationships aren’t always rainbows and butterflies🌄.
But how do you know when you’re in the right relationship?
Simple.👇
When the smiles outweigh the tears and the happiness outweighs the pain.
When love is real, you won’t ever have to question your self-worth💯👌

05/02/2024

𝗥𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗼

✓ It is the widest River in Africa, at its widest point, its 13 KMs

✓ Its the deepest River in the World; at it deepest point, it is 220 Meters Deep

That is, nearly 4 times deeper than the deepest point of Lake Victoria

✓ Its the 2nd largest river in the world by water discharge, its average discharge is 41,200 Cubic Meters per Second

That is; 41,200,000 Liters per Second getting into Atlantic Ocean from River Congo

31/01/2024

Earlier yesterday, Pamoja African Alliance (PAA) stamped authority and is prepared for the 2027 general election.

29/01/2024

1. *Beauty* is not a guarantee to marriage

2. *Falling Sick* does not mean you are about to die.

3. *Getting rich* is not the definition of prosperity.

4 *Building a nice house* is not enjoying luxury.

5. *Sleeping on an expensive bed* does not bring you sound sleep.

6. *Driving a new car* is not a guarantee that you gonna reach where you going.

7. *Wearing expensive clothes* does not guarantee smartness.

8. *Owning a family doctor* does not guarantee permanent health.

9. *Being highly educated* is not a sign of wisdom.

10. *Marrying a rich guy* does not guarantee happy marriage.

11. *Winning an argument* does not mean that you were correct.

12. *Whatever is done without the merit of Heaven* is fake and temporal.

13 *He who builds without God* is building for nothing; & he who *watches over a city* without God, watches in vain.

14. *Not everything is possible with man but everything is possible with God.*

25/01/2024

🇪🇹Ethiopian referee Bamlak Tessema Weyesa deserves applause for his exceptional handling of the Cameroon vs Gambia match yesterday, which was filled with pace and intensity.

Many referees would have struggled to maintain control in such a high-pressure match, but Weyesa successfully managed to keep the tempo of the game and made accurate decisions throughout.

He also officiated the DR Congo vs Zambia match last week, which he equally handled very well👏

His performance on the field demonstrates his skill and professionalism, making him undoubtedly one of the best referees in Africa.

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17/01/2024

Ask any man what happens after s*xual in*******se why they don't want to talk to you immediately after ...
We lose interest. This is scientific. The next second we are gone, we don't want to see you. You are repulsive. It's like asking yourself “why did I waste my time?” Instantly, no matter how beautiful you are, we lose interest just after we ej*****te.
My piece of advice to you ladies is that if you see a man embracing you, telling you I love you just after having sêx, respect that man.
We are just 10 in this world who can say that. The rest lose appetite just after ej*******on.
Both single and married women can confirm and agree with what I am saying.

but now men are going to change because they've learned it from here.

You might be married wherever you are, trust me, this is what happens. Afterwards he wants to look the other side.
When he does that it does not mean that he is tired. Otherwise, every man, if not just losing interest, can revamp an er****on and do the needful .🙏🙏🙏

16/01/2024

Things that define Africans:
1. Urinating behind the Latrine.
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall.
3.Keeping brooms behind the door.
4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake
5. When you take shower,they ask where you want to go.
6. Keeping some plates,cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
7. Counting pieces of chicken
8. No natural death in Africa......your enemy is always the cause.
9. Counting money after withdrawing it from the ATM.
10. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a pr******te.
11. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it to test whether it can work.
12. There is some special parts of meat that are always for the husband eg. the gizzard.
13.Removing shoes when the is mud.
14.Buying new clothes when its Christmas.
15. Sweeping the whole compound when one is expecting visitors.
16. Looking left and right when crossing a one way road.
17. Women counting chapati after cooking.
18. Keeping an empty plastic bottle after taking water for future use.
19. Reserving a special chair for the husband/ father.
Am proud to be African.....
No gani hujawahi fanya 😂🤣😂🤣 tudanganye kwa comments

13/01/2024

TO HELP YOU REACH OR**SM

WHAT EXACTLY IS AN OR**SM

Or**sm can be defined as the peak or climax of SEXUAL excitement. Married couples should make it an objective to drive their partner to this peak during s*xual act.

The following steps will helps to build up the excitement that would help you reach Or**sm.

1: Look nice, smell nice and be clean. Stop carrying dirty pants around, learn to understand that va**na hairs need to be shaved or trimmed. It's so annoying that some ladies smell badly inside there which comes as a distraction.
You may chose to wear (nightwear, bra or panties.

Take note that every man is Attracted by what they see.

2: Chose a nice and comfortable place to help you have undistracted s*x. Eg. Hotel, living room, bathroom, bedroom, floor. Etc

3: Adjust the light to what suits you---- Darkness, dimlights or bright lights.

4: Foreplay should begin with spontaneous endearing conversation accompanied by loving pats, hugs and kisses.
Sir, foreplay is a must, women are more moved by what touches them, what they see and what they hears, unlike men that are been moved by what they see. Therefore, don't Rush your woman as if she is running to elsewhere.

5: Gradually learn to undress each other. Do you know a woman finds it Romantically rewarding, if her husband is the one that will gently undress her. Just as a man feels happy if the wife is the one that will tell her husband my king, I want you to s*x me. stop rushing her as if someone is about to caught you in the act. Even God knows you are doing it and he has not trouble of what you are doing.

6: The husband must continue Stimulating the woman's cl****is untill she is high before pe*******on. Eg. He may gently start fondling the cl****is with his tongue or finger.kissing and caressing her lips, tighs, buttocks, cl****is, l***a and other parts of her body untill she is s*xually excited. This will signalled with an increase in va**nal lubrication to enhance pe*******on and sweetness.

7: The wife should also continue Stimulating her husband's p***s by rubbing and caressing the p***s especially the cap or the tip and gently touching his tentacles.

PLEASE NOTE: Or**smic Excitement in women are slower and last longer than in men. The women's Build-up during or**sm can be compared to the heating of an electric iron, whereas that of the man can be compared to switching on of an electric bulb. This is why you need to take your time and not to rush her.

8: At a point where the husband judges that his wife is at the height of her cloud 8 now he can pe*****te. Do you know that one of the most pleasurable thing during s*xual in*******se is the woman's feelings of the man's p***s entering into her va**na. Not s*x toys or as man are fooled to Believe that toys are far better than the real p***s. Oh, my Goodness, you need to know the benefits of that pre-fluids that comes out from a man's p***s before entering.


9: Talk to each other each and express your feelings during the act.

10/01/2024

07/01/2024

After the intimate encounter, what's next?

It's natural for a man to desire s*x in a relationship, but as a woman, it's crucial to understand that s*x alone can't sustain it. (S*x isn't enough)

Women often voice two major complaints about s*x in a relationship:
(1) "After giving him my body, he left me."
(2) "He left because I refused to have s*x with him."

Note: Both those who gave and those who refused to give are voicing their discontent... What's the difference?

Ladies, listen up: S*x isn't enough. It's not the sole offering you can provide a man. If you lack substance beyond s*x, consider staying single...

A man won't stay with you solely because he's having s*x with you...

A relationship isn't a transaction. There's much more to life than various styles of intimacy...

Are you intellectually sound? Spiritually fulfilled? Physically vibrant? Mentally strong? Emotionally balanced?

Men are drawn to intelligent women...
Men admire women with their own ideas...
Men value respectful women...
Men appreciate women who understand the value of domestic work...
Men cherish women who excel at multitasking...
Men respect and honor women who rise early to ensure the household runs smoothly...
Men admire women who are committed to keeping their focus at home, rather than wandering elsewhere...

S*x is readily available these days; anyone can purchase it.

You need to cultivate yourself beyond s*x. Put aside excessive focus on appearances and become a productive, well-rounded woman. What’s your views on this?

06/01/2024

This beautiful soul is no more so sad
Scarlet wahu

04/01/2024

Who is telling the truth about the KIRIMAS LAND?

04/01/2024

03/01/2024

Asante sana was 🔥

30/12/2023

Mimi nawewe hatujawai kukutana na k**a tumewai kukutana basi sikumbuki ila ninahamu ya kukupa mkono na kukwambia ahsante sana kwa kunikumbuka . Hon. George Kithi kwa mwendo huu tutafika mbali. Kilifi inshalla mimi huyu kesho .ahsante kwa kunichagua kua moja kati ya wasanii wanaotumbuiza..OLD FERRY

28/12/2023

Kilifi finest new year sponsored by George Kithi Foundation don't miss

25/12/2023

COST OF TAKING SIDE CHICK ON A DATE

1. Transport fare for coming 1000
2. Hotel room 1500
3. Drinks and food 2000
4. Thanks for coming 3000
Total (at least ) 7500
N/B :That's just for one visit!
If you meet twice in a month that's atleast 15k gone.
This is just to a 30 minutes pleasure oh, with a girl you met just the other day.

But

Your wife will wake up 05:00AM Make Breakfast, Wash, Clean, Advice You, Wash Children's Clothes, Dress Children to School, come back home Clean the House, prepare your Breakfast, rush to the Market, pick Children from School, start assisting them in their Home Work, start preparing Dinner, make sure the Kids are tucked into Bed by 09:00PM.

And you can't even spend 10K on your wife really?

We Men must have a sense in Life this coming year 2024.

22/12/2023

Food for thought this festive season

A man found his wife with another man in his bedroom. Instead of shouting or beating both of them he just went back to the sitting room. He switched on the Television and started watching some gospel videos.

The wife and the boyfriend were in panic. The boyfriend dressed up and came by the sitting room then he said "Sir I'm sorry for sleeping with your wife."

Husband: "It happens you can go". The boyfriend left. The wife never came out from the bedroom till it was time to sleep. The husband switched off the Television and went to sleep in the bedroom.

He found his wife seated on the floor crying. The husband never said anything or even asking her. He just slept on his bed and covered himself with some blankets. In the morning on waking up, he found his wife dead.

She had committed su***de in the middle of the night as her husband was asleep. The husband was jailed for 20 years for murder.

QUESTION: who is to blame

1.The husband
2.The wife or
3.The boyfriend?

22/12/2023

Let's be careful during this festive season

05/11/2023

17 Killed, 14 Injured And 10,777 Displaced By Ongoing Rains. This is according to a Kenya Red Cross report released on Sunday, November 5, that also detailed at least 1,009 livestock deaths in the same period.

The ongoing rains, which are expected to last until January, have also impacted 10,277 households across the country, wreaked havoc on 84 latrines, and destroyed 221 acres of agricultural land.

- Citizen Digital

31/10/2023

31/10/2023

KENYA is honoured to host His Majesty King Charles III and Queen Camilla at State House, Nairobi.

The King has chosen Kenya as his first destination outside Europe. Dr William Ruto has put Kenya at the center of global interests. Kenya's current foreign policy is paying dividends. President Ruto's charismatic leadership has caught the eyes of the 'big boys', and he has indeed placed Africa on the right path of global relevance.

Nowhere in Africa has a President ever spoken passionately on matters of climate change, restructuring of foreign debts, de-dollarization of inter-African trade and people focused economic ideology buttressed on the Bottom-up Economic Transformation Agenda.

19/10/2023

"I have not slept with any man for 10 years since I left my marriage, am now a virgin,I am looking for a mature, rich man for a serious relationship ", Gospel Musician Justina Syokau