07/06/2020
[6/6, 8:31 PM] +351 920 173 267: *_Last night, I was coming back from my girlfriend's place, arm robbers stopped me and I ran, as I was running, I saw SLA (Sojas), I ran back to the robbers for safety._*
*_Na Salone we dae ooo!!!ππΉπ€£π
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[6/6, 8:31 PM] +351 920 173 267: *_Please if you inbox me or send me a friend request and I've not replied or accepted you, don't get mad at me, its because I'm busy. Me that inboxed "Mohamed Kallon and Jimmy B" since 4years with no reply, I don die?π€·π»ββοΈπΉπ€«π€«π€«_*
[6/6, 8:31 PM] +351 920 173 267: *_Please who has a girlfriend he's not using for now?π€·π»ββοΈ_*
*_I need it urgently.ππ_*
[6/6, 8:32 PM] +351 920 173 267: *_When you see a lazy unemployed young man hurriedly get up from bed as early as 5am, you will think he's preparing for work, not knowing that he is going to the toilet.ππππ_*
[6/6, 8:32 PM] +351 920 173 267: *_Its only in Africa you see some slay queens with unshaved armpit, but later they will use innocent emojis to cover their evil forest.πππ_*
*_Anyways, it's non of my business_*πππ
[6/6, 8:32 PM] +351 920 173 267: *_If you see me on the road, kindly stop and tell me I'm your Facebook friend instead of staring at me like I've stolen your pant.ππππ_*
*_I hate nonsense._*
[6/6, 8:32 PM] +351 920 173 267: *_So I said I will kill myself one day and nobody is saying anything abi?ππ_*
*_Why una dae like this?π€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈπππ_*
[6/6, 8:32 PM] +351 920 173 267: *Mrs. Bimbo: _I should have married the devil, he would've made a better husband than you π‘_*
*Mr. Bimbo: _But babe, marriage between relatives is illegal π_*
[6/6, 8:32 PM] +351 920 173 267: *_I just dey imagine after Fasting for 40 days/nights, how e mouth go dae smellπ€£π€£... π¬οΈπ¨ Na Die_*
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*_I no call name ohππ»ββοΈ..my hand no deY ohπβ‘π₯πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ....._* *_When I had mental problem, I use to think that April was the 8th month of the year, not till I recovered, I realized