06/04/2024
WHY MY WIFE OPENED THE DOOR AND RAN OUT 🙄ðŸ˜
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So this evening when I returned from work, I discovered my wife had already prepared dinner for me. I was very happy. It has been long I had dinner by 6pm. This is because of our busy schedules. But she managed to return home early today.
She served me my food and was even offering to feed me.
It was fun doing it.
So while I lying on my bed pressing my phone, my wife tapped me and asked that we play a game.
I then remembered today is Wednesday and we were fond of playing our romantic games on Wednesdays. So today was when I saw the romantic side of my wife.
Without wasting time, I dropped my phone and asked.
"So which game are we going to play?"
"Truth and dare." She cooed in excitement.
"O come on, baby. We have been playing truth and dare since we knew each other. Right now you know everything about me and I have asked every question in the book. Suggest another game."
"Okay. You suggest a game for us."
"Hide and seek. I will tie your eyes and you will find me. When you catch me, then I will be the one to find you."
My wife shook her head.
"No na. That is an old game. I don't have the strength to be running up and down. I just want something we can play together on the bed without going anywhere."
"Okay fine. Suggest another game na. I am out of games to play."
My wife thought for a while. She clapped her hands and grinned like one who had won a million dollars.
"Praises, how about I ask you ten questions about me and if you fail to answer any of the questions, then I will bite you. So that means I will bite you for every question you fail to answer."
"Where will you be bitting me?" I asked.
"You hand of cause."
"So how about me, where will I bite you?"
My wife looked at her body. Then she said.
"You choose."
"I will bite you on your buttocks if you fail my questions." I told her.
"You and buttocks. Fine but it should end at only bitting o. Let it not tress pass to smooching." I laughed.
My wife offered to start the q
