Aaahhh. It's The Funky Junkies.

31/10/2024

Tonight, tonight,
It is the night,
The Junkies are ready... ..to bring you a fright!

🎃🐺🧟‍♂️

Here's a very Spooky Playlist to get you feeling frightened! >>> https://bit.ly/4hGdL39

30/10/2024

The Hag is astride,
This night for to ride;
The devil and she together:
Through thick and through thin,
Now out, and then in,
Though ne’er so foul be the weather.

A thorn or a burr
She takes for a spur;
With a lash of a bramble she rides now,
Through brakes and through briars,
O’er ditches and mires,
She follows the spirit that guides now.

Check out our album Gripping Drones for more unsettling vibes for Halloween!

Here the link >>> https://www.thefunkyjunkies.co.uk/album/gripping-drones/

Slow and creeping, blinding and suffocating, very dangerous, very disturbing … and very murderous! These drones are distilled, distorted and filtered, metallic, gaseous and deadly … your inner fears are about to be realised. Whether it’s radiation and poisons, desolate landscapes, antisocial p...

29/10/2024

Fun, folicks, tricks and treats ahoy! Get spooky AND groovy with our Halloween Playlist! Any excuse for a snog in the dark! Mwhahahahaaaaa! 🎃🧙‍♀️🧹👻🧛‍♂️👹💋

Here's the link! >>> https://bit.ly/4fpybLt

14/10/2024

Boo ... etc! It's behind you!!! (... or is it?) Head towards the darkness and embrace our Horror Playlist! 31 tracks of gore, ghastliness and pure evil. How do YOU sleep at night ...? 👺🔪🩸

Here's the link >>> ... https://bit.ly/3NqhHqH

19/09/2024

Can you feel it too? Whether you're enjoying an Indian Summer or the morning mists and chill ... our beautiful Autumnal Playlist is ready for you whilst it slowly winds its way towards winter! 🍂🥮🍁

Here's the link >>> https://bit.ly/4gwrqJh

06/09/2024

With English Teacher winning their Mercury last night … is “That Rock ‘n’ Roll” rising from the swamp once again? Well … we won’t argue against THAT! In fact … we celebrated it with our album TFJ088 Indie Intensities : Sleazy Indie!

Here’s the link >>> https://bit.ly/4aC5gB8

Play Loud! And congratulations to English Teacher! Keep teaching!

Ok … let’s do this. It’s time to get your freak on! The first part of our Indie Intensities Series is a little bit rude and a very bit naughty! But before you avert your eyes … come and explore your voyeuristic side with us! Each track turns on the intensity, pushes the right buttons of filt...

06/09/2024

Have you heard our latest album TFJ105 Widescreen Wonders Of The World yet? Here it is in all its running-order glory! Definitely worthy of some headphones and red wine over the weekend! 🍷🎧🌍

Here's the link >>> https://www.thefunkyjunkies.co.uk/album/widescreen-wonders-of-the-world/

02/09/2024

Our new album TFJ105 Widescreen Wonders Of The World is a collection of 50 restrained and understated tracks written for natural history and travel documentaries. BUT ... they're also perfect for some Autumn awe too! Not that we're willing Winter early, of course!

As the light starts to turn ... here's the beautiful track 'Perito Moreno' (track 2) composed by Sam Burgess and Dane Wild. 🍁🍂🍁

Here's the link >>> https://bit.ly/479koG6

Our planet is a breathtaking blend of magnificence, majesty, and delicate beauty. Inspired by its wonders, the Junkies have crafted these subtle, restrained soundtracks that capture the spirit of unspoilt terrains. We journeyed across glaciers, tundras, forests, jungles, mountains, valleys, deserts,...

29/08/2024

What goes around comes around! The Mighty 90s returning? We knew our day would come!

Check out the tracks on our hazy, hedonistic album TFJ021 'Baggy, Britpop and Beyond!' (and good luck with those Oasis tickets!) 🎸💊🎟️

https://www.thefunkyjunkies.co.uk/album/baggybritpopandbeyond/

Ahhh … the hazy days of the 90’s. We remember them like it … no, hang on … we don’t remember them that well at all! Our J***y brain cells ain’t what they used to be. But we DO remember the music! Music that had riffs. Music that had melody. Music that made you wanna dance, mosh and sing-...

27/08/2024

Our planet is a breathtaking blend of magnificence, majesty, and delicate beauty. Inspired by its wonders, the Junkies have crafted these subtle, subdued soundtracks that capture the spirit of unspoilt terrains. We journeyed across glaciers, tundras, forests, jungles, mountains, valleys, deserts, plains, rivers, lakes and oceans … even looking to the night sky for that extra touch of awe … and all the while echoing the looming man-made threats our Earth faces too. Widescreen Wonders of the World … beautiful, cinematic, wondrous, awe-inspiring. ❄️🌊🌳

Here's the link >>> https://www.thefunkyjunkies.co.uk/album/widescreen-wonders-of-the-world/

24/08/2024

Coming soon to The Funky Junkies … Widescreen Wonders Of The World.

24/08/2024

Coming soon to The Funky Junkies…

09/08/2024

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30/05/2024

Live on the TFJ site - TFJ103 Sigma Phonk.

Exploring the raw, unfiltered struggles and triumphs of men … the Junkies bring you the Phonk. Delve into the essence of masculinity … honour, hard work, physical health, mental fortitude. Gritty beats, bass and voices speak to the core … addressing the challenges men face with authenticity in the face of adversity and danger … and yet with a relentless pursuit for excellence. This is not just a listening experience. It’s a journey through the trials and tribulations that define and shape a man’s spirit. Set your boundaries, embrace the power within, let these tracks be your anthems of resilience and perseverance. You can go your own way. Sigma Phonk … no excuses, no compromises … and absolutely no limits.

Here's the link >>> https://www.thefunkyjunkies.co.uk/album/sigma-phonk/

29/05/2024

Coming soon to The Funky Junkies ... TFJ103 ... Sigma Phonk.