The Sleaze

23/01/2025

Was the burning down of Mel Gibson's house in California wildfires a case of divine judgement? Was the Almighty trying to tell Mel to walk back the anti-Semitism, misogyny and crazy right wing politics? Conservatives dismiss idea, instead claiming fires more likely a judgment on modern Soddom and Gomorrah that is liberal Hollywood. Either that, or 'Jewish Space Lasers' are being used to target industry conservatives.

Was the burning down of Mel Gibson's house in California wildfires a case of divine judgement? Was the Almighty trying to tell Mel to walk back the anti-Semitism, misogyny and crazy right wing politics? Conservatives dismiss idea, instead claiming fires more likely a judgment on modern Soddom and Go...

16/01/2025

Has Elon Musk been inspired to try and become a super villain as a result of his father's involvement in building Ernst Stavro Blofeld's space laser in 1971? Is X owner planning to destroy UK government via social media rather than space laser? Is Musk ultimately too limited in his vision to be true super villain?

Has Elon Musk been inspired to try and become a super villain as a result of his father's involvement in building Ernst Stavro Blofeld's space laser in 1971? Is X owner planning to destroy UK government via social media rather than space laser? Is Musk ultimately too limited in his vision to be true...

09/01/2025

UK press accused of being over reliant upon supposed high-level confidential sources rather than investigative journalism after bishop falsely accused of defecating on neighbour's lawn. Top academic claims most sources actually nosy neighbours and local voyeurs peddling rumour and innuendo. Are facts now obsolete in journalism?

UK press accused of being over reliant upon supposed high-level confidential sources rather than investigative journalism after bishop falsely accused of defecating on neighbour's lawn. Top academic claims most sources actually nosy neighbours and local voyeurs peddling rumour and innuendo. Are fact...

02/01/2025

Scare Tactics

Are you scared yet? You should be, according to the UK's media. If you don't freeze to death in the blizzards they predict, then you'll be murdered in your beds by immigrants, nuked by Putin or attacked by household appliances powered by Chinese technology! But don't worry, you can be perfectly safe if only you'd vote Tory....

Are you scared yet? You should be, according to the UK's media. If you don't freeze to death in the blizzards they predict, then you'll be murdered in your beds by immigrants, nuked by Putin or attacked by household appliances powered by Chinese technology! But don't worry, you can be perfectly safe...

19/12/2024

Are modern nativity plays too woke? Top conservative columnist complains of too much 'inclusiveness' including shepherds played by little girls, Chinese wise men and grifting pregnant refugees. Is Christmas itself, with its socialist calls for 'goodwill to all men' and 'peace on earth', being hijacked by the 'wokerati'?

Are modern nativity plays too woke? Top conservative columnist complains of too much 'inclusiveness' including shepherds played by little girls and Chinese wise men. Is Christmas itself, with its socialist calls for 'goodwill to all men' and 'peace on earth', being hijacked by the 'wokerati'?

12/12/2024

Top PR guru outlines how recently deposed Syrian dictator Bashar al Assad can be rehabilitated and returned to ranks of international elite. Are charitable causes - especially for sick children - key to reputation recovery? Is it true that any monster can be rehabilitated, regardless of their crimes and misbehaviour, simply by re-casting themselves as the victim?

Top PR guru outlines how recently deposed Syrian dictator Bashar al Assad can be rehabilitated and returned to ranks of international elite. Are charitable causes - especially for sick children - key to reputation recovery? Is it true that any monster can be rehabilitated, regardless of their crimes...

05/12/2024

Is it 'Ready, Steady, C**k' as top BBC food presenter Gregg Wallace stands accused of s*xual misconduct? Lurid new claims of Wallace painting ge****ls green and pretending they were vegetables during time as greengrocer spark fears that media being flooded with ludicrous fake allegations as part of campaign to discredit original accusations.

Is it 'Ready, Steady, C**k' as top BBC food presenter Gregg Wallace stands accused of s*xual misconduct? Lurid new claims of Wallace painting ge****ls green and pretending they were vegetables during time as greengrocer spark fears that media being flooded with ludicrous fake allegations as part of....

28/11/2024

Archbishop's Got Talent?

Will Church of England run talent contest to select new Archbishop of Canterbury? Could new Archbishop come from outside denomination? Claims that candidate 'auditions' so far have included Voodoo witch doctors sacrificing chickens at evensong and Satanists practicing Black Mass, or**es and buggery at Sunday service.

Archbishop’s Got Talent? Nov 28, 2024 | Religion & Royalty | “What’s with this Archbishop of Canterbury business, has he resigned in disgrace or not? “ asks Rod Berke, editor of religious consumer magazine Which Faith?. “I mean, the geezer says he’s stepping down because of the ‘mishan...

21/11/2024

Fat Boy Has Fallen

Do CIA and FBI have contingency plans to assassinate Trump if he goes full on fascist in his second term? Journalist claims plans to ensure 'Fat Boy Has Fallen' via exploding women, poisonous golden showers and deadly burgers in place. But with Trump cabinet packed with extremist cranks, will taking out just Trump be enough to avert fascist dystopia?

Fat Boy Has Fallen Nov 21, 2024 | Politics | “Look, if we’re lucky, Trump will suffer a fatal heart attack between now and his inauguration” opines top US political commentator Roger Fruckley, writing in the Washington Ferret Fanciers Gazette. “I mean, he is a fat bastard, I say fat, but gro...

14/11/2024

Is techno-jerk-in-chief Elon Musk planning to inseminate Mars with his ph***ic rockets loaded with his own seed in hope of creating super race? Top tech figures claim the Trump-ass-kisser extraordinaire's human intimacy problems also driving him to develop s*x robot for remote s*x with earth women in order to propagate his 'superior' DNA.

S*x and Rockets Nov 14, 2024 | Science | “The crucial question is whether that set of giant mechanical arms used to catch that Space X rocket booster stage were a scaled up version of a mechanical hand that Elon Musk had developed to allow him to remotely grope women’s breasts?” muses leading ...

07/11/2024

As Britain's media falls over itself to rehabilitate disgraced Tory PM Boris Johnson, we ask why they aren't pursuing recently deceased former SNP leader Alex Salmond for accepting gifts posthumously? As press pursue Keir Starmer over attendance at Taylor Swift concert, Salmond's body being flown back to UK on millionaire's private jet goes unremarked…

Two Tier Accountability? Nov 7, 2024 | Editorial | Apparently, the recently deceased Alex Salmond’s body was brought back to the UK on a private jet paid for by a private individual. Well, I hope that he declared this hospitality through the correct channels. Being dead is no excuse for not doing ...

31/10/2024

Doc Sleaze: The Grave Digger's Ball

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47:58 – Welcome to the Grave Digger’s Ball, as Doc Sleaze exhumes some creaky old horror films from their musty tombs for Halloween. Also, do ‘They’ control the weather? Are former British prime ministers succumbing to madness now they find themselves deprived of power? Why are modern UFO sightings rubbish? Plus, Donald J Trumper is still on the campaign trail, while a special celebrity guest gives us some thoughts from beyond the grave and more.

31/10/2024

Doc Sleaze: Silently Screaming into the Artificial Abyss

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57:53 – Doc Sleaze dips his toes into the world of artificial intelligence, but not before discussing dire warnings about the end of the world, political grift and exotic crime. Special guests Ash Dieback and Diane Butz pick over Doc’s musings on modern B-movies, while extra special guest Donald J Trumper is on the campaign trail. Also, the usual obscure movie talk and trivia.

31/10/2024

Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard F***y advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time he looks into a case of 'Possession by Download'. Has a laptop become possessed by p**n obsessed spirit inadvertently downloaded like a computer virus - a sort of 'evil-ware'? The Rev investigates....

Possession by Download Oct 31, 2024 | Weird | Welcome to our semi-regular feature – Ask the Rev – where leading paranormal expert and ordained priest (in the Church of Jesus the Latter Day Naturist) Reverend Leonard F***y addresses our readers’ supernatural personal problems. This time the Rev...

17/10/2024

Injustice for All

Does 'two tier' justice exist in UK? Are British courts handing down too lenient sentences for supposedly mentally ill offenders and those from minorities? Friends and relatives of victims demand to have say in sentencing of criminals - call for an 'eye for an eye', 'stabbing for a stabbing' and 'bum r**e for a r**e'. Justice or just violent retribution?

Injustice for All Oct 17, 2024 | Crime | “Frankly, I feel cheated – what are the courts coming to these days? Telling us this dangerous psycho is just has ‘mental health problems’ and letting him off with an indefinite detention in a secure psychiatric institute – it’s just wokeness gone...

03/10/2024

Top psychotherapist expresses fears for mental health of two former Tory Prime Ministers in light of Boris Johnson's bizarre memoirs and Liz Truss' claims of persecution by 'transgender Mafia'. Former aides blast Johnson's unreliable memoirs for inaccuracy, claiming he wanted to send SAS to raid Netherlands for w**d and prostitutes, not vaccines....

Unreliable Memoirs Oct 3, 2024 | Politics | Fears have been expressed for the mental health of some former Tory Prime Ministers following their recent erratic public behaviour and bizarre statements. “Look, any day now Liz Truss is going to be wandering around the streets in a chicken suit, accost...

26/09/2024

Should mad doctors and their dangerous experimental procedures be available on the NHS? Health chiefs accused of clinical insanity for forcing patients to go private for treatments including p***s transplants, full fur grafts and radioactive blood transfusions as private clinic providing such procedures accused of being front for N**i human experiments....

Clinical Insanity Sep 26, 2024 | Science | “Well, I thought it was just typical political hyperbole, all this talk of the National Health Service (NHS) being in crisis, but I can tell you, I was shocked to find that I was unable to get radical p***s transplant treatment on the NHS! It’s clinical...

19/09/2024

Did President Biden die in office before being resurrected as a zombie by Voodoo High Priestess Kamala Harris? Latest bizarre claims from Trump camp as campaign strategists claim Haitian immigrants are using Voodoo rites to raise army of the living dead which they will unleash against white Americans!...

American Voodoo Sep 19, 2024 | Politics | “Forget about the Haitians eating people’s pets in Springfield. That’s obviously completely untrue – they are actually practising Voodoo and raising the dead as zombies,” an anxious Trump campaign strategist has told The Weekly World Shopper. “Th...