East Kent Mockery

03/07/2023

https://the-mockery.blogspot.com/2023/07/shrinking-sunak.html
Honey, I Shrunk The Sunak.

Fears that the rapidly diminishing Priminster of The United Kingdoms of England may soon be too small to see over the despatch box are unfou...

22/11/2022

Who’s your favourite?

03/11/2022

Actual footage of the Home Secretary’s visit to Dover today

21/10/2022

Get this!

Watch me playing Pucky, a faded 70s p**n star and ex-shopping channel celeb, in this brilliant comedy series.
Beggars Can't Be, written, directed by and starring the brilliant Connor Haywood, is an absurd escapade charting an aspiring screenwriter's search for a BBC commission and a s**g.
Only £4.99 to download 5 episodes of homegrown comic talent and me.


I am genuinely proud to have been part of this pre and post-covid project with such an amazing crew.

In the English countryside live two friends. Culpepper wants fame and fortune yet Dobbs just wants to be loved. This hapless pair chase their dreams in this eccentrically absurd comedy mini-series.

08/10/2022

All Tories Are Scum.
The new song by Joe Bangles.
If you hate the Tories, you'll love this!
Contains strong language delivered in a really smiley way!

A wistful and gentle tribute to the Tory Scum that have ruined our country over the past 12 years.Join Joe Bangles in a sing-a-long that will warm your anti-...

08/06/2022

24/04/2022

BREAKING: PARTING GATE - Fabricant's hair plans PM bid

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19/04/2022

Get Your Copy of the NEW East Kent Mockery Magazine delivered to your door.
Only £3.95 including delivery.
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15/04/2022

ISSUE 5 OUT NOW!
The final issue of The East Kent Mockery featuring DFLs, Lynda's, The Elphickes & lots of other s**t!
Still only £3.
Available from Lynda's, Smuggler's Records and wherever you see Dr Evil Eyes wandering about town!

01/04/2022

They're laughing at us!

30/03/2022

Party's party party non-party.
Shameless Tories do it again!

17/03/2022

BOYCOTT P&O
Let the bastards sink

- Sacked 800 workers on the spot
- Replaced by zero-hours Agency staff
- Owned by DP World (Dubai company)
- Profits over £1 Billion
- Claimed £15 Million in furlough
- Gave shareholders £270 Million

*Correction: P&O claimed £15m in furlough not £150 as stated in the article*

15/03/2022

SAVE OUR PASTIES. Local seagulls get aggy!

11/02/2022

Boris takes the 'Dead Cat Bounce' strategy to a new level!

24/12/2021

MERRY SYPHILIS AND A HAPPY GONORRHOEA from me and him at The East Kent Mockery.

19/12/2021

Do the right thing people! Get him Booted Out Now!

05/12/2021

A population of 67 Million and we get to choose between these two plonkers! FFS!

04/12/2021

The new Christmas Day test kits have already been issued to most households

03/12/2021

Get Your DFL Conservation Area Advent Calendar.
Countdown to Christmas with a Key Box!!!

28/11/2021

Boris knows all about French Letters!

20/11/2021

Join Our NAUGHTY-TORY-THON for a Perv-in-Need.
Date and Time TBC!!!

19/11/2021

EXCLUSIVE: Controversial name change planned for Great Mongeham!
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