Obviously News

29/12/2022

Jake Farmer and his wife were dropped off in Melbourne last week.

03/10/2022

Ron Chambers, Brisbane personal trainer, philanthropist, and Nesquick connoisseur just found a Mcdonald's ticket which had a "You have won a cheeseburger or McMuffin" on it. No witnesses were in the area at the time of the finding.

28/07/2022

Michelle Rockefeller, First Nations writer and international yam producer just found an ancient boomerang on her back porch.

Gene testers from the University of New South found the carbon dating of the boomerang to date back to at least 70,000 years, during the evolution of Indigenous Australians after leaving Indonesia.

28/07/2022

Dason Bonifacio, aspiring Australian national party member just found a piece of chocolate cake in his right pocket.

5 witnesses were there at the time of the discovery. No one was found to have been injured.

28/07/2022

Michael Foucault, while walking his puppy Jason found a 5c piece this morning in Redfern, Sydney. No witnesses were in the area at the time of the sighting.

27/06/2022

A team of intelligence analysts from the Australian Federal University founded a new social media on the Google Play store called Terriesusan. Terriesusan, which already has 10 users is very popular in Australia among elderly mothers.

21/05/2022

Cherry Blossoms in Spring, yellow flowers in autumn and a breeze full of leaves in summer...

The weather didn't stop Barry Goodwin from jumping in his 4x4 and riding the mountainous terrain of Castlemaine in rural Victoria.

Barry and his son Boyd fired up the 4x4 and jollied off to the farm just in time for the big game.

20/05/2022

20/05/2022

Absolutely great job by Kevin Marvo, who enacted sector 43 of the Milo Convention and found a dwarf planet in his telescope in the town of Milo, 23 kilometers from California.

Jennifer Sophie, scientist, and commentator said she was quite proud of Kevin.

19/05/2022

A casing of liquid helium sure was enough to convince a team of Swedish scientists to complete their quantum excitation study. So Sheldon Cooper, chief scientist at the North American hyperbole manufacturing society decided to ask Jennifer Morrisey out to the movies.

19/05/2022

A Taiwanese woman, a Ukrainian man, a Chinese lady and an Australian Russian man found a serving of Borscht soup in an Afghani kebab store and found that sitting on the ground was quite comfortable.

Twelve bystanders were there at the time of the sighting.

19/05/2022

Jason Loyd, member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation just found a dollop of cream tucked away in a corner of the parking lot by Griffith Street in downtown Texas.

No bystanders were in the area at the time of the sighting.

19/05/2022

News out of Adelaide at 5:32am this morning.

North Eastern Brazilian man Juan Del Rio just found 5c on Californian lady Queebie Pasanto's nature strip.

Unfortunately, no bystanders were in the area at the time of the find.

12/05/2022

Nuclear powered rockets could be something from a science fiction movie... but Justin Wentworth, director of the Hawaiian space community just released his plans to build a nuclear rocket from his back garden.

The ground-breaking and earthshattering breakthrough in the nuclear rocket industry means that it will be easier to sit back and enjoy a chocolate Mars bar while on the journey to Mars from Earth.

As well as being nuclear powered, the rocket plans are said to contain plans to be solar powered.

12/05/2022

News out of Melbourne at 6:22am this morning.

Melbourne man and musician Peanut Adams just cracked the mystery to making raspberry muesli with just one raspberry.

Able to multiply the raspberry using a cell regeneration device from the 1940s, Peanut Adams found out how to change his nuclear reactor to create multiple raspberries.

The breakthrough in science has been labelled as "one of the greatest discoveries since the microwave".

12/05/2022

Lennod Hoffstedder, mystery man and all time greatest uno player just won 5c at a New Orleans raffle fair.

06/05/2022

Bigger, brighter and with a return ticket Mason Twist decided to fly to New Orleans and then go for the weekend and then go for a position with the pronunciation.

06/05/2022

The fashion was popular abroad with an ideally middle class adopted when plain wood was thought to be too basic. There were attempts to rid the world through a lot more blankets and pillows and then go for it and come up to you tomorrow in Australia too.

04/05/2022

Sheldon Soupy, Jerome Tobias and Clifford Mersan just crossed the arctic circle walking with nothing but small hiking bags and crampons.

03/05/2022

A girlfriend who stayed over for 10 nights at her new boyfriend's house just found 20 quid.

28/04/2022

Jane Foxhead, candidate for the Australian Aboriginal Party of Australia just found a 40,000 year old boomerang close to the Murray Darling Basin and local community were very intrigued with the find. A passer byer from the NSW Koori Development Program spotted Jane with the boomerang a day later in Brisbane throwing the boomerang at the Brisbane Roar Soccer Club.

21/03/2022

You won't believe this but Ray Charles, Twisty Kokan and Dason Bantu just found a 5c piece in Mort Street, Canberra.

05/03/2022

22 year old woman Tiffany Playdough encountered a yellow belly lizard in her backyard in northern Queensland. Hubby and ex-Collingwood footballer Jonathan Graham said that it was 12 metres long and 1 cm high.

05/03/2022

News out of Coastal at 2:25 this morning. 65 year old man Kevin Fanta found a dozen crazy bones in his garden in northern Melbourne. 12 people were there at the time of discovery.

25/02/2022

Latest news regarding Chloe Filch's makeup scandal in Sydney, Australia. Don Julio, Mexican makeup artist and entrepreneur caught Chloe wearing a men's XXL K-Mart bomber jacket. No witnesses were in the area during the sighting.