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The funny thing is they are all Microsoft Certified.
20/07/2024

The funny thing is they are all Microsoft Certified.

"Well, I was expecting that..."
13/07/2024

"Well, I was expecting that..."

Queenie cares very much about Nigel, our giant bongo-playing red squirrel. She's just knitted him a lovely scarf...Seaso...
11/07/2024

Queenie cares very much about Nigel, our giant bongo-playing red squirrel.

She's just knitted him a lovely scarf...

Season 3 landing in 2024.

Mr b, our tech wizard and compulsive inventor builds up the steam power and steers Season 3 into an unknown future...
10/07/2024

Mr b, our tech wizard and compulsive inventor builds up the steam power and steers Season 3 into an unknown future...

At the end of season 2 the Jelly Trumpet comedy podcast was declared outlaw by the Podcast Authority (the PA)...Where is...
09/07/2024

At the end of season 2 the Jelly Trumpet comedy podcast was declared outlaw by the Podcast Authority (the PA)...

Where is season 3 going to escape?

An exciting episode of the upcoming 'The Start-Up' involving TikTok, Live Selling, a baby and some mustard...
08/07/2024

An exciting episode of the upcoming 'The Start-Up' involving TikTok, Live Selling, a baby and some mustard...

"It certainly is!"
06/07/2024

"It certainly is!"

What every dolphin is thinking when someone slips in the water to swim with them...Jim
05/07/2024

What every dolphin is thinking when someone slips in the water to swim with them...

Jim

That Mr be, eh?Can't help himself, obsessed with experiments he is. Which explains why Jelly Trumpet gets into so many s...
04/07/2024

That Mr be, eh?

Can't help himself, obsessed with experiments he is. Which explains why Jelly Trumpet gets into so many scrapes...

Jim

That's the problem with Queenie, she will speak her mind.Mind you, I deserve it.Jim
03/07/2024

That's the problem with Queenie, she will speak her mind.

Mind you, I deserve it.

Jim

That's right! The dastardly French!O',I'm allowed to say something about the French...you see, the majority of my blood ...
02/07/2024

That's right!

The dastardly French!

O',

I'm allowed to say something about the French.
..you see, the majority of my blood family are French and they are all lovely...

JIm

What I am saying in this recent picture of myself, is "TWO pizzas, this BIG!"Anyway, I really love pizza,JIm
01/07/2024

What I am saying in this recent picture of myself, is "TWO pizzas, this BIG!"

Anyway, I really love pizza,

JIm

Caught unaware by the sneaky Mr b I make my 'I am shocked but highly delighted face' to the camera.Jim
29/06/2024

Caught unaware by the sneaky Mr b I make my 'I am shocked but highly delighted face' to the camera.

Jim

Why us? Why Jelly Trumpet? Why did we get outlawed by the Podcast Authority (the P.A.)?We were only having a bit of fun,...
25/06/2024

Why us? Why Jelly Trumpet? Why did we get outlawed by the Podcast Authority (the P.A.)?

We were only having a bit of fun, the podcast travelling back in time to 12th century France and co-opting Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine to the Jelly Trumpet crew. That's a minor transgression surely...

Jim
(he writes stuff)

I'm not sure why I'm always the butt of the jokes on Jelly Trumpet.I mean, I only write the damn thing... ...or do I?Tak...
24/06/2024

I'm not sure why I'm always the butt of the jokes on Jelly Trumpet.

I mean, I only write the damn thing... ...or do I?

Take care, good people,

JIm
(a writer of sorts)

I believe it is important to rage against anything that upsets our normal day. Printers and politicians, eh?Have a rage ...
22/06/2024

I believe it is important to rage against anything that upsets our normal day. Printers and politicians, eh?

Have a rage today, but a quiet one, you know keep it internal and then get on with having a lovely day...

ToOT!

Jim Jefferies

Season 3 lands in 2024.Jelly Trumpet, the only outlaw podcast travels through time and ideas of convention creating shen...
20/06/2024

Season 3 lands in 2024.

Jelly Trumpet, the only outlaw podcast travels through time and ideas of convention creating shenanigans wherever the crew lands....

HipHopHurrah!

Jim
(Mot Homme)

As you know Mr b is a compulsive inventor.You'll also know that I write Jelly Trumpet.Between us, this creates many shen...
20/06/2024

As you know Mr b is a compulsive inventor.

You'll also know that I write Jelly Trumpet.

Between us, this creates many shenanigans and dangers for the podcast.

Download, tune in and wonder at our adventures in 2024.

HipHip!

Jim

You have to remember we did nothing, absolutely NOTHING to be outlawed!We did travel through time I suppose and create a...
18/06/2024

You have to remember we did nothing, absolutely NOTHING to be outlawed!

We did travel through time I suppose and create a shenanigan here and there but nothing serious...

Blo*dy Podcast Authority!

Jim & The Jelly Trumpet Crew

A tiny extract from Season 3, Episode 10, landing later in the year. The podcast happened upon Skull Island, rescued thi...
17/06/2024

A tiny extract from Season 3, Episode 10, landing later in the year.

The podcast happened upon Skull Island, rescued this lovely fellow and gave him a new home in St Albans.

For some reason that escapes me, we created a new political party called 'The Jelly Monkeys', all of our candidates being of the monkey persuasion...

I mean, what harm can a political party made up entirely of monkeys cause?

Stay tuned good people!

Jim
(a writer of sorts)

If it wasn't for the weather what could we talk about?BU**ER! I forgot. The state of the country. Well, I prefer talking...
15/06/2024

If it wasn't for the weather what could we talk about?

BU**ER!

I forgot. The state of the country. Well, I prefer talking about the weather, favourite motorways and the price of carrots...

Jim

(Mot Homme)

One of the great movie villans, a favourite of the Jelly Trumpet cast, Feathers McGraw.This poster is a lie though as Fe...
11/06/2024

One of the great movie villans, a favourite of the Jelly Trumpet cast, Feathers McGraw.

This poster is a lie though as Feathers is completely mute.

The sentiment is accurate I'm sure.

Take care,

Jim

Not only does Jelly Trumpet travel through time it also can enter people's heads and enter the real world of movies...O'...
10/06/2024

Not only does Jelly Trumpet travel through time it also can enter people's heads and enter the real world of movies...

O', my!

Jim

The funny thing is there is some party politics in Season 3, Episode 10, when with the help of King Kong (who we rescued...
08/06/2024

The funny thing is there is some party politics in Season 3, Episode 10, when with the help of King Kong (who we rescued) we help found the Jelly Monkey Party.

Based on 15 hours of sleep a day, munching on vegetation and sharing within the troop, we believe nature is the way forward...

JIm

Queenie is not a fan of politicians*.You can tell?Apart from that she's really likeable for a ruthless medieval queen.Ta...
04/06/2024

Queenie is not a fan of politicians*.

You can tell?

Apart from that she's really likeable for a ruthless medieval queen.

Take care,

Jim

[*INSULT TRANSLATED FROM THE SPANISH]

Are you clever?What?You're not sure? Well, I'm sure and like all clever people you enjoy the stupid stuff in life and th...
04/06/2024

Are you clever?

What?

You're not sure? Well, I'm sure and like all clever people you enjoy the stupid stuff in life and that's...
..what Jelly Trumpet is, made for the clever using pure stupidity.

Give it a go.

It's on all the major podcast platforms, search: jelly trumpet.

You can search for Jelly Trumpet + buzzsprout and listen in your browser...

Season 3 is in progress!

Hurrah!

Jim
The Writer

Sometimes, well, almost all the time I write from the truth...Try it, self-pinching is the new meditation.Jim
03/06/2024

Sometimes, well, almost all the time I write from the truth...

Try it, self-pinching is the new meditation.

Jim

What has the imaginary world of Jelly Trumpet come to, eh? Is weaponising really a good idea. On the one hand, the roden...
01/06/2024

What has the imaginary world of Jelly Trumpet come to, eh?

Is weaponising really a good idea. On the one hand, the rodent problem escalates, on the other hand, they look so cute with automatic weapons...

Jim

A preview of Episode 6 from Season 3, landing later in 2024.One of my favourite episodes to write and I believe you'll l...
29/05/2024

A preview of Episode 6 from Season 3, landing later in 2024.

One of my favourite episodes to write and I believe you'll love it as well. The idea comes from a stage play I wrote just before lockdown. Always loved a good zombie tv show or movie.

The episode also features a loud baby and a loud cat...

DId I mention the CIA trained chimp assassins?

It's all go, will our crew of Jim, the forgetful writer, Mr b, the compulsive inventor and Queenie, regal & randy escape?

Of course they will but will they be scared for life?

Tune in sometime in 2024. The show is being edited as I type.

Take care,

Jim

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