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Unknown Kent and Sussex Unknown Kent and Sussex: an online magazine covering lesser known aspects of the counties

Online magazine dedicated to uncovering little-known history, businesses and places of interest in the South East England counties of Kent and Sussex

Celebrating recognised talent in the magazine today:
06/02/2025

Celebrating recognised talent in the magazine today:

Awards galore for some of our previously featured music artists and a chance to see two of them in one gig in a historic Sussex venue

03/02/2025

Catch this incredible trio at The Star Inn, Eastbourne Old Town on Sat 8 Feb from 8:30pm

Gareth's latest Carticle!
27/01/2025

Gareth's latest Carticle!

One of the cars I was most keen to drive in 2024 happened to have been one of the cheapest

It's Burns Night! Address to a HaggisBy Robert Burns Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,Great Chieftain o’ the Puddin-rac...
25/01/2025

It's Burns Night!

Address to a Haggis
By Robert Burns

Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great Chieftain o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang ‘s my arm.
The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o’ need,
While thro’ your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.
His knife see Rustic-labour dight,
An’ cut ye up wi’ ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!
Then, horn for horn, they stretch an’ strive:
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
Till a’ their weel-swall’d kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
Bethankit hums.
Is there that owre his French ragout,
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi’ perfect sconner,
Looks down wi’ sneering, scornfu’ view
On sic a dinner?
Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither’d rash,
His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit;
Thro’ bluidy flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!
But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He’ll make it whissle;
An’ legs, an’ arms, an’ heads will sned,
Like taps o’ thrissle.
Ye Pow’rs wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o’ fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu’ prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!

Lovely Malta Historic Hotels
24/01/2025

Lovely Malta Historic Hotels

The renowned and highly influential US journal/gazette “The Wall Street Journal” has just listed the five top areas throughout the world to visit during 2025, and Malta is one of those areas.

Beautiful!
17/01/2025

Beautiful!

Our Malta correspondent takes a look at the beautiful designs of tiles produced and used within buildings in Malta & Gozo

14/01/2025

I'm a really busy /Journalist & there aren't enough hours in the day to do everything that I want to do.
www.unknownkentandsussex.com
But my house needs dusting, so what's more important?
As an old of mine said,
The house is empty.
I'm alone once again.
What should I pick up-
The Hoover or the Pen?

What about artists, sculptors, craft workers? Time passes, so should we ignore paltry tasks & concentrate on the things we love doing?

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