Cops, Capers & Custard

11/11/2024

Inspector Clueless does Vietnam.

All you need to know about Vietnam, from the unique perspective of the British equivalent of Inspector Clouseau, who usually turns up at the airport and says, “Where are we going?”

All you need to know about Vietnam, from the unique perspective of the British equivalent of Inspector Clouseau, who usually turns up at the airport and says, “Where are we going?” Collecting my tr…

05/11/2024

Coming soon to www.kirkeytalk.com …

T**t travels to: Vietnam.

All you need to know about Vietnam from the unique perspective of a guy who turns up at the airport and says, “where are we going?”

19/09/2024

Thank you Lewis Hester
Scott Nicholls Racing

https://kirkeytalk.com/sliding-through-life-scott-nicholls-autobiography/

09/09/2024

Coming soon on www.kirkeytalk.com ...

Bigotry: the complicity of avoidance.

My opening question is purposely direct and intended to rile you, since this topic can only be addressed with passion: how do you plead to the charge of endorsing intolerance?

The world according to Kirkey

11/08/2024

Fight or flight: meet Kirkey at Cardiff!

Scott Nicholls heads back to the Welsh capital for Britain’s biggest indoor motorsport event next Saturday, where he will be in the fanzone on City Hall Lawn from 1pm, signing copies of his brand-new autobiography Sliding Through Life written by Kirkey.

It will come as no surprise that one of most viewed moments in Speedway GP history gets a mention. Nicholls’ dust-up with then World Under-21 champion Sayfutdinov following an ill-tempered battle for third place in heat five now has 16 million views on YouTube and remains a famous moment in both riders’ careers – even if they are now firm friends.

Scott Nicholls heads back to the Welsh capital for Britain’s biggest indoor motorsport event next Saturday, where he will be in the fanzone on City Hall Lawn from 1pm, signing copies of his brand-n…

25/07/2024

https://kirkeytalk.com/win-tickets-for-the-most-exhilarating-uk-motorsport-event-the-2024-fim-british-speedway-grand-prix/

Kirkeytalk.com has teamed up with Warner Bros. Discovery Sports to provide five pairs of tickets for the Monster Energy 2024 FIM British Speedway Grand Prix to be held at The Principality Stadium, …

25/07/2024

Beasting it in Benidorm: synopsis of the stag do.

The stag do – or as our friends across the pond would call it, the bachelor party – can be traced back to ancient Sparta (circa 404 B.C.) where soldiers would hold a celebration for a groom the nig…

14/07/2024

The new Shrek looks awful.

13/07/2024

https://kirkeytalk.com/living-in-spite-of-death/

There is something compelling about graveyards and the narrative they provide for the living. Once people gathered around these memorials, no doubt expressing the undertaking of eternal remembrance…

07/06/2024

The Book What I Wrote.

Sliding Through Life – Scott Nicholls Autobiography with Ian Kirke.

Join one of the most decorated national speedway champions as he reflects upon his roller-coaster life, often on two wheels, but more so as an ordinary human being trying to make sense of it all. T…

31/05/2024

From my experience as a cop, the defendants who claimed that the judicial system was rigged were the vilest, sh*ttiest, nastiest creatures I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet. And they were all as guilty as f**k.

31/05/2024

The Stormy Daniels hush money story reminds me of a night of passion spent with Windy Wendy.

In the morning after I treated her to a full English at the all you can eat Travelodge restaurant she promised never to talk about the previous night’s disappointment ever again.

01/04/2024

Can you love and hate someone at the same time?

To discover the answer read my article in Sorted Magazine –

Love and hate: the passion paradigm.

Love and hate are powerful feelings. They occupy opposite sides of the coin of emotion; however, I would contend that the latter term is more emotionally charged. Love can occupy a lengthy continuum from mild to meteoric, whilst hate has a narrower band. I’ve used the word 'love' to cover…

22/01/2024

How Sunak and his Tory predecessors have systematically destroyed the police (part 2 of 2)

Frankie and Kirkey are joined by Dr Roy Bailey of Portsmouth University, and former senior police officer, to discuss how the populist and offensive vocabulary used by Home Secretaries has a damaging impact on the ability of frontline officers to prevent crime and support victims.

Frankie and Kirkey are joined by Dr Roy Bailey of Portsmouth University, and former senior police officer, to discuss how the populist and offensive vocabulary used by Home Secretaries has a damaging impact on the ability of frontline officers to prevent crime and support victims.

22/01/2024

How Sunak and his Tory predecessors have systematically destroyed the police (part 1 of 2)

Frankie and Kirkey are joined by Dr Roy Bailey of Portsmouth University, and former senior police officer, to discuss how the populist and offensive vocabulary used by Home Secretaries has a damaging impact on the ability of frontline officers to prevent crime and support victims.

Frankie and Kirkey are joined by Dr Roy Bailey of Portsmouth University, and former senior police officer, to discuss how the populist and offensive vocabulary used by Home Secretaries has a damaging impact on the ability of frontline officers to prevent crime and support victims.

29/11/2023

Secrets: a risk worth accepting?

Can you keep a secret?

The question, “can you keep a secret?” caresses intrigue like no other statement can ever hope to do. At its heart there is a burning invitation to indulge in wonder, speculation, or conviction – a…