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THURSDAY 7/11 AKA TOMORROW show up if you can be bothered (please)😃 🍋 🎓
06/11/2024

THURSDAY 7/11 AKA TOMORROW

show up if you can be bothered (please)😃

🍋 🎓

Calling all potential artists!!! We’re launching a competition to design our front cover for Issue 62. Get your digital ...
25/10/2024

Calling all potential artists!!! We’re launching a competition to design our front cover for Issue 62. Get your digital crayons out and scribble all over your digital table napkins, then send us the results. We print over 1000 magazines and distribute them around campus, as well as online to thousands of people, and our covers are often the thing people remember most about an edition. We’d love your art to be the face of our silly magazine. You DON’T have to be a member to enter the competition, so tell everyone you’ve ever seen draw a stick man about it.

Your designs should be digitally created, free from copyrighted material and can be on any topic you like.

If you’re looking for inspiration, we’re encouraging people to go for a red/orange colour scheme and have attached some examples of previous covers.

The deadline for submission is the 7th of November!

If you win, we will contact you by the 14th.

You can submit your entries via this link:

https://forms.gle/pFKvHdz9NLdCfk7N6

Come to our challenge night tomorrow at 7pm!!! We will be meeting in SLB 107 to split you off into teams and give you a ...
23/10/2024

Come to our challenge night tomorrow at 7pm!!! We will be meeting in SLB 107 to split you off into teams and give you a series of silly tasks to complete around campus for a traditionally underwhelming prize. We definitely didn’t steal this idea from natural sciences society. Definitely not. Eddie and Hal will be sticking around in SLB if you come late or get lost.

this weeks social!! pls show up there won’t be writing i promise 🍋
09/10/2024

this weeks social!! pls show up there won’t be writing i promise

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Thursday October 3rd in Spring Lane Building 107! Be there. or don’t. Writing games, goofs, and potentially a Vbar trip....
02/10/2024

Thursday October 3rd in Spring Lane Building 107! Be there. or don’t.

Writing games, goofs, and potentially a Vbar trip. BYOB

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🔔THIS IS IT LADS!🔔2024/2025 First TLP meeting happening this Thursday at 7pm in P/T/007 (Physics Building, for freshers ...
24/09/2024

🔔THIS IS IT LADS!🔔

2024/2025 First TLP meeting happening this Thursday at 7pm in P/T/007 (Physics Building, for freshers 😉). Be sure to show up (or don’t!) for the inaugural sh*ts and giggles.

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The star signs as celebrity master class coursesFor this and more nonsense read issue 61 - OUT NOW let us post 20 photos...
23/09/2024

The star signs as celebrity master class courses

For this and more nonsense read issue 61 - OUT NOW

let us post 20 photos please these are upsettingly tiny ###

Description:
Gemini - Joe Biden - How to commune with the living
Cancer - Charlie Jeffery - I love money
Leo - Patrick Magee - Hotel Management
Virgo - The Lemon Press - How to fill space
Libra - George W Bush - How to distract a nation
Scorpio - Matthew Broderick - Advanced driving courses
Sagittarius - Crazy Frog - How to massively inflate your wikipedia controversy section
Capricorn - Alec Baldwin - The perfect shot
Aquarius - Robert Eggers - How to make two really good films and then one that kinda sucks
Pisces - York Vision - The art of speling things corect
Aries - Henry Kissinger - Learn Khmer
Ta**us - Shelob Olsen - How to avoid success

2024/2025 TLP Committee Announcements !! This has been 3 months in the making, as you can tell by the high quality desig...
20/08/2024

2024/2025 TLP Committee Announcements !!

This has been 3 months in the making, as you can tell by the high quality designs of and

Stream brat. xoxo

Congratulations to all a-level results winners! TLP is so excited about this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. if your pat...
15/08/2024

Congratulations to all a-level results winners! TLP is so excited about this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

if your path leads you to UOY we strongly suggest you join The Lemon Press, the only society on campus that supports cyber bullying.

No but seriously if you like satire and geeks this is the best (only) place for you. 🍋🍋🇺🇸🇺🇸🛩️🛩️🛩️

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🍋 Once again Adam Berry risks it all by speaking to British ‘people’ about this years General Election. Pray for this ma...
01/07/2024

🍋 Once again Adam Berry risks it all by speaking to British ‘people’ about this years General Election.

Pray for this man 🙏🏼

🍋 GE 2024 coverage: our field reporter Adam “[redacted]” Berry asked British “people” who they’re voting for
16/06/2024

🍋 GE 2024 coverage: our field reporter Adam “[redacted]” Berry asked British “people” who they’re voting for

It’s finally here…‘Chekhov’s Creep: Documenting a TLP Member’s Presidential Campaign’ is out now on YouTube. You don’t w...
09/06/2024

It’s finally here…
‘Chekhov’s Creep: Documenting a TLP Member’s Presidential Campaign’ is out now on YouTube. You don’t want to miss it.
Find it on YouTube, at the link in our bio, or right here: https://youtu.be/O9dmnvDxLxM?si=G30a59PT-uKcYWjK

Swiftsoc approved? We don’t know…
09/05/2024

Swiftsoc approved? We don’t know…

60th edition came out a few weeks ago but we forgot to post these
09/05/2024

60th edition came out a few weeks ago but we forgot to post these

late post but if you’re not there we will cut you into a square with craft scissors (family friendly)
01/05/2024

late post but if you’re not there we will cut you into a square with craft scissors (family friendly)

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ETHICS: STUDENT MEDIA TROLLEY PROBLEM
ETHICS: STUDENT MEDIA TROLLEY PROBLEM

We've been at the Student Publication Association National Conference (SPANC) this weekend, asking journalists what they'd put on the line for their own careers. We started by talking to Ivan from The Falmouth Anchor. Further interviews to come.

EXCLUSIVE: Local Elections Candidate Interview
EXCLUSIVE: Local Elections Candidate Interview

With local elections under four weeks away, we have cornered a local candidate, Patrick Thelwell. He's the Green Party candidate for Hull Road ward, President of Gardening Society, and a member of Extinction Rebellion, York, UK. We find out whether this small man has big ideas.

A response to rumours circulating at the occupation of Heslington Hall that Jacob Zuma will be coming and seizing the land that Heslington Hall is on in solidarity with the protest.

GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE: Yorkshire Party Conference - Interview with ...
GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE: Yorkshire Party Conference - Interview with ...

GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE - The Lemon Press was the only media organisation to show up to this year's Yorkshire Party Conference, held at the Quaker Meeting House, York. We got an exclusive interview with their leader, Stewart Arnold, right after his speech. Watch the video to find out what he had to say. Like and share this post if you support ETHICAL JOURNALISM that TELLS THE FACTS and WON'T HOLD BACK FROM ASKING THE HARD QUESTIONS and if you don't want us to CUT ONE OF GREG'S FINGERS OFF. Further exclusive coverage coming later this week: - Find out what the members of the Yorkshire Party think about scones. - Should Yorkshire have nuclear weapons? Discover what the supporters have to say. - An awful, awful joke in some equally dreadful weather. - Why Brexit is the right thing to do after all.

Gaming Hell LIVE @ EGX 2017 Part THREE
Gaming Hell LIVE @ EGX 2017 Part THREE

Gaming Hell LIVE @ EGX 2017 Part THREE Featuring: Battalion 1944, Sonic Forces, Assassin's Creed Origins, and the lovely folks at Smash Gaming and OzzyIsSoCool Cosplay!

Gaming Hell LIVE @ EGX 2017 Part TWO
Gaming Hell LIVE @ EGX 2017 Part TWO

Gaming Hell LIVE @ EGX 2017 Part TWO Featuring: Team17 Digital Ltd., MAYGame2017, Dragon Ball FighterZ, #FallingSky

Gaming Hell LIVE @ EGX 2017 Part ONE
Gaming Hell LIVE @ EGX 2017 Part ONE

Gaming Hell LIVE @ EGX 2017 Part ONE Featuring: Far Cry 5, Purrfect Date, Cuphead, & The Grand Mission Stay tuned for more Eurogamer coverage...

EXCLUSIVE: Real Audio of Miliband's Return to Soundbites on Ra...
EXCLUSIVE: Real Audio of Miliband's Return to Soundbites on Ra...

SHOCKING: Former Labour leader Ed Miliband has been criticised for returning to soundbite politics as seen in this clip of what really happened during his stint on BBC Radio 2 earlier this week.

THE SILENT MAJORITY SPEAKS
THE SILENT MAJORITY SPEAKS

INTERVIEW: Myles Dunnett interviews a member of the silent majority on CITRUS TV NEWS during election night. Find out his views on how the election was going. We apologise for the tardiness of this clip, we were trying to sell it off as hostage footage instead. Also, anyone want a kidney? Extracted less than 72 hours ago, and we popped it in the freezer! SHARE so more people can see the silent majority and also see our special second-hand organ offer. (Thanks to YSTV for helping film this.)

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