06/10/2021
HIGH NOON WITH SYRIA'S SECRET POLICE
I sat eating my lunch under a bramble hedge beside a field of maize, while Madfaa grazed a ditch rampant with rye grass and clover. A man strolled over to us. I thought him a local, arriving for a pleasant chat. I was wrong.
“Passport!”
He wore ordinary clothing, but the terseness, the expectation of instant obedience, marked him out.
Syria is said to have many levels of secret police. They are universally loathed by the people for the control they exercise... Amnesty International has a long file on Syria.
I’d met one or two of these characters on my way. An expensive Toyota would pass, turn round and pull over, and a man in plain jeans and shirt would alight and demand to check over my papers. I took good care to be courteous, but never showed my documents until I’d asked for identification. I wasn’t going to pull my money belt out from under my shirt until I knew who I was dealing with, especially on a lonely road.
“OK. May I see your authorisation?”
Now the fun began. He was just being nosey, for he wasn’t on duty. And he’d left his own papers at home. So I wasn’t getting mine out. On principle, of course.
“You say you’re a policeman. How do I know? ...Real policemen have identification.”
He got more and more stroppy, while I remained politely obstructive. Limited by my Arabic, the argument wasn’t an intelligent debate; rather, it went along the lines of, “Oh, yes, you must!” “Oh, no, I shan’t!”
One or two passers-by stopped to watch the pantomime, and within minutes a crowd was gathering. With the protection of my foreign status, I could get away with baiting the poor man in a way the locals couldn’t. They were heartily enjoying his discomfiture.
It might have gone on for hours, but his pal turned up. Number Two was a colleague - and had his identification papers with him.
“Passport!”
Of course, Officer. Three bags full, Officer. I handed it over obligingly. He passed it at once to Number One, who checked it, gave it back to Number Two, and cleared off almost before I had it back in my belt. Number Two asked a few cursory questions until honour was satisfied all round, and then followed him. The fat lady had sung, and the crowd drifted away.
It made good sport. I felt no compunction. Whereas Syrians in uniform were invariably decent men doing their job, the secret police were a different breed. But it was sobering to reflect that only the privilege of my nationality allowed me to play the game at all.
Photo: entrance to Qardaha, and the shrine of Basel al-Assad (picture, right). Basel, elder brother of the now-infamous Baashar al-Assad, was the heir apparent and a national icon until his death in a car crash in 1994.
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