18/02/2023
WILL URTHONA BE USING CHATGPT??
Answer: no never, don't worry!
Here are my test results. Its not good enough to get you through an O level, let alone write for a literary magazine. And it would be against everything we stand for to pretend something written by AI was by a human being.
So I decided to test out the literary abilities of ChatGPT. Result: creative writing ability is very poor indeed. Essay writing ability quite impressive.
Write me a short detective story about Sherlock Holmes in which a dead body is discovered in a locked bank vault. The dead person is unknown to the bank staff and no one can understand how it got there. The clue is a portrait of Mary Queen of Scots found in the dead man's pocket.
CHATGPT: It was a dark and rainy day in London when Sherlock Holmes received an urgent message from the manager of the city's largest bank. A dead body had been discovered in a locked vault, and no one could understand how it got there. The bank staff was puzzled, as they did not recognize the dead person, and there was no sign of forced entry or foul play.
As always, Holmes arrived at the scene with his trusted companion, Dr. Watson. Upon examining the body, Holmes found a clue in the form of a small portrait of Mary Queen of Scots tucked into the dead man's pocket. He recognized the portrait as a rare and valuable artifact, which could only have been obtained through illegal means.
With this information, Holmes set to work, questioning the bank staff and combing through security footage. He soon discovered that the dead man had been posing as a wealthy client, using forged documents to gain access to the vault. It seemed that he had been planning to steal the Mary Queen of Scots portrait, but had somehow become trapped in the vault and died of suffocation..... (That's about it)
MY ASSESSMENT: Hmm, not exactly compelling...
Write me a short story about getting lost on Ilkley Moor in the style of Emily Brontë
CHATGPT: The moors were wild and desolate, with nothing but the sound of the wind and the rustling of heather to break the silence. Mary had been walking for hours, her feet growing sore and her spirits sinking with each passing moment. She had set out early in the morning, hoping to enjoy the beauty of the moors in peace and solitude, but now she found herself hopelessly lost, with no idea of how to get back to civilization.
As she trudged through the heather, Mary thought of home and the warmth of the fire waiting for her there. She wondered if her family would even notice that she was gone, or if they would simply assume that she had gone out for a walk and never return.
The moors stretched out before her, an endless expanse of grass and heather that seemed to go on forever. Mary felt her spirits sinking further with each step, and she began to fear that she would never find her way back. ( She is rescued by a shepherd) As Mary sat by the fire, her body and soul renewed by the warmth and comfort of the shepherd's cottage, she knew that she would never forget the wild beauty of the moors, or the kindness of the stranger who had saved her life. For in that moment, she had learned that even in the midst of darkness and despair, there was always hope, always a glimmer of light shining through the mist.
MY ASSESSMENT: Really, the little moral points it adds in are most tedious and very far from anything that Emily would have written... A ten year old could do better....
OK now the essay: List the key poets who saw active service in the 2nd world war, and in each case explain the features of their poetic style:
CHATGPT: There were several key poets who saw active service in the Second World War. Here are some of them, along with the features of their poetic style:
Keith Douglas: Douglas was a British poet and soldier who fought and died during the Second World War. His poetry is known for its gritty realism and focus on the experience of war. Douglas's poems often describe the horrors of battle in vivid detail, and he was critical of the romanticized view of war that was popular at the time. His style was characterized by its plain language, its use of irony and dark humor, and its unflinching honesty about the brutality of war.
Alun Lewis: Lewis was a Welsh poet and soldier who served in North Africa and Burma during the Second World War. His poetry often deals with the themes of love and loss, and he was deeply affected by his experiences of war. Lewis's style was characterized by its lyrical quality, its use of vivid imagery, and its exploration of the emotional impact of war on soldiers and civilians alike.
Henry Reed: Reed was a British poet and soldier who served in North Africa and Italy during the Second World War. His poetry often deals with the experience of war from a soldier's perspective, and he was critical of the way that soldiers were treated and portrayed by society. Reed's style was characterized by its wit, its use of irony, and its ability to capture the often absurd nature of war.
MY ASSESSMENT: And more similar on other poets. Not bad for a first attempt. Might pass at O Level for a short essay. OK I thought I will give it a helping hand, and ask it to elaborate on a feature of Douglas' style that I myself had spotted. This is the best attempt so far.
Explain how the poetic Style of Keith Douglas makes use of stark realism but with occasional supernatural imagery of ghosts etc
CHATGPT: Keith Douglas' poetic style is primarily characterized by its stark realism and its unflinching depiction of war and its horrors. He often uses vivid imagery and direct language to convey the brutality and senselessness of war, as well as its impact on individuals. However, despite his commitment to realism, Douglas occasionally makes use of supernatural imagery, such as ghosts and spirits, in his poetry.
These supernatural elements serve to heighten the emotional impact of his poems and to underscore the sense of loss and devastation caused by war. For example, in his poem "Simplify Me When I'm Dead," Douglas uses the image of a ghost to convey the idea of a lingering presence or memory. He writes:
Make me a willow cabin at your gate
and call upon my ghost
to come again.
I will not mind the snow or rain
or storm or night;
I will be the light that guides you home.
Here, the ghostly image of the speaker serves to emphasize the idea that even in death, a person's presence can continue to influence and guide those who remain behind.
Similarly, in his poem "How to Kill," Douglas uses the image of a man being turned into a ghost to convey the sense of loss and devastation caused by war. He writes:
Being damned, I am amused
to see the centre of love diffused
and the wave of love travel into vacancy.
How easy it is to make a ghost.
Here, the image of a man being turned into a ghost serves to underscore the idea that war can strip away a person's humanity and reduce them to a mere shadow of their former self.
In summary, while Keith Douglas' poetic style is primarily characterized by its stark realism, his occasional use of supernatural imagery serves to deepen the emotional impact of his poems and to underscore the sense of loss and devastation caused by war.
MY ASSESSMENT: Well not bad but very bland. Surely even at O level something better would be expected to get good marks? And the paragraph about being turned into a ghost is far too weak, not to say inaccurate. The poet has just shot a man in cold blood having seen him in his sights for heavens sake.
Nevertheless intelligent use of it could get you a low grade pass for O level literature I would guess. Which is sobering. Let's hope the bots for spotting text written by AI get equally good...