After Hours Club

09/08/2023

🎁Well you don’t half spoil me After Hours Clubbers 🥰 At this rate I’m going to end up like Veruca Salt from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and turn into a spoilt brat you all can’t stand but you won’t be able to do anything about it because you’re legally bound to me FOREVER.

💜Thank you so much to Fran for her fabulously designed After Hours Club t-shirt to add to my collection, to Stuart for the incredible picture and beautiful handwritten letter with the story behind it, and to Michael for the insanely cool pieces of music. I plan on framing the latter two and wearing the T-shirt until I’m buried in it.

🗿Anyone who sends gifts immediately gets bumped up in the After Hours Cul- Club’s hierarchy so you three shall now henceforth be known as Vicounts of the AH Club. ✌🏿

05/07/2023

All After Hours Club members are contractually obligated to listen to this.
Not listening to it will result in having to redo the rhinitiation process.
You have 24 hours.

Featuring the vocal talents of:
Rob Pritchard
Tessa Hawley
Howard Caine
Chanelle Sukhoo
Lewis Foster
Siobhan Fletcher

Episode 4

09/06/2023

Hey Rhicyples ☺️

So some Judas has leaked information about the After Hours Club. And now there is a published novel on us in Reece Witherspoon’s Book Club.

Whoever you are. I will find you. And you shall suffer the consequences of your betrayal.

Have a lovely weekend and catch you next week xoxo

30/05/2023

17/05/2023

🫶🏽Thank you so much to Rhicyple Fran for such a kind and brilliantly home-made parcel. I shall wear my ‘We are not a Cult’ medallion for all future After Hours sacrificial ceremonies. 🐐

11/04/2023

https://www.manxradio.com/podcasts/woman-on-man/episode/woman-on-man1/

Manx Radio asked me to make another attempt at a comedy podcast after my last one was so dreadful. So if you find yourself staring at a beige wall with nothing better to do, lend this an ear.

It may or may not be a better use of time.

It's a documentary about the Isle of Man and famous people and includes an interview with Benedict Cumberbatch. (That's a lie).

Thank you

x

An Easter Episode

10/04/2023

🎙️📻 A new Easter episode of a mockumentary I’ve written, acted, produced, edited, and written called ‘Woman on Mann’ is being aired on Manx Radio today at 4:30pm.
I worked really hard on it.
It’s terrible.

4:30pm. Manx Radio 📻🎙️

23/03/2023

Sorry I’m not with you this week After Hours Club. I’ve been plagued with a stomach bug and living this scene of Jim Carey gagging since Sunday. Including the rhinestone cowboy hat.

Make use of the AH Club in my absence. Just no or**es please.

Hope you’re having a smashing, vomit free week and thank you for the lovely, get-well soon messages x

From D&D

17/03/2023

☘️Happy St Patrick’s Day Rhicyples☘️

Thank you John for this exceptionally cool and thoughtful pin ☺️ It applies to both my love of witches and alcoholism. Thank you.

Free bar tonight in the AH Club🍺🥂🍹🍻🍷🍸🍾

02/03/2023

Me, waiting for you to send in your song requests for tonight’s Jukebox Thursday.

Get your coin purses out.

28/02/2023

Dedicated After Hours Clubbers have suggested a poll to vote for a collective noun to be given to members. They are as follows:

- The Association
- The Rhipublicans
- The Pickety Witchers
- The Rhicyples
- The Rhi I Ps
- The Initiates

‘Voting is a secret process. No on-air announcements of voting will be made. The Count will be carried out by Count D from Sesame Street. You shall then don appropriate attire (a fez) and deliver the declaration.’ - Voting organiser Alan.

15/02/2023

❤️ Belated V Day Mid-Week Mastermind coming up. Prizes this week include l**e and a real human heart.

10/02/2023

💿 For the dedicated vinyl fans in the AH Club courtesy of Siobhan. Dope Lemon - Pink Cadillac. The car drives around the vinyl… 🫢

👆🏻 I’m aware that’s a CD emoji. I’m not an idiut.

08/02/2023

Oh Hi Chris 👋

02/02/2023

🎙️Request night tonight🎙️

Hey AH Clubbers 👋 What would you like to hear on tonight’s show? Anything you want, you shall have it.

Unless I don’t like it.

Let me know 👇🏼 x

27/01/2023

I somehow managed to fudge the last post of pictures, don’t know where they disappeared to so here the same post round 2:

🎙️I’ve been really lucky to receive a bunch of awesome gifts from After Hours Club listeners since starting the show. (I binned the cheap ones) Here is a catalogue of the aforementioned gifts as a token of my gratitude and appreciation. And hopefully a leg up to break into modelling. Thank you ♥️ Pic 1: Jumper from Danny & Diane (California) Advocaat from Andrew ✨ Hand-knitted gloves from Tula ✨Homemade phone holder from Fran (Guernsey)✨Flowers from Tom & Poncho from John (UK)✨CDs from Danny & Diane✨Homemade After Hours Club t-shirt from Alan, designed by Helen (UK)✨Vintage hair pin from John (In vid below)✨Homemade After Hours t-shirt from Z✨Witchfinder General DVD from John✨Feckit Friend from Fran✨

18/01/2023

After Hours Club member Alan in an After Hours Club T-Shirt designed by After Club Alan’s daughter, Helen, posing in front of a world map to symbolise the After Hours Club plan for global domination.

After Hours Club Alan has now been promoted to After Hours Club international affairs manager as a reward for his efforts and to make up for my lack of efforts in that area. He also now has access to the Biscoff biscuits. (Maximum 1 per month)

Thank you Alan for your services to the After Hours Cult. Sorry, Club.

18/01/2023

So many of you After Hours Clubbers have been kind enough to send me gifts since I started the show.

Please accept this photo shoot as a form of my sincere appreciation.

29/12/2022

This is so kind 🥹 thank you so much for my beautiful flowers and lovely card, Tom. You are now a triple platinum member of the After Hours Club and can pick anything you’d like from the lost property box.

25/12/2022

Merry Christmas After Hours Club 🎄hopefully you all got your Manx Radio sherry and bo***ge kits in the post x

24/12/2022

If you didn’t get to hear this monstrosity live then feel free / obligated to listen back on demand at the link 👇🏼😘

Woman On Man returns for a Christmas Special

24/12/2022

Manx Radio asked me to try and write something funny for radio. The result is being aired today. Will it be a knee-slapping success or a car crash? Find out at 12:30pm on 1368FM/AM or on the Manx Radio app.

*Just know that if you start listening to it at any point you are then contractually obligated to listen to it until the very end and leave nothing less than a 4.7 star review.

Happy Christmas Eve After Hours Club 😘🎄🥂🎄x

08/10/2022

📻 🎶 Welcome to the After Hours cult - sorry, club - my friend. Thank you for keeping me company on weekday nights 10-midnight on Manx Radio. Come in and get settled. I’ll pop the kettle on for you. Rhi x

* New members are required to go through a simple initiation process involving PVA glue, curd, and a hamster. Further details to follow.

08/10/2022