Lincolnsh*te

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29/10/2022

Kids are t***s, keep them busy and ignore them for a few hours whilst you have a cup of tea 👌

https://www.facebook.com/littlelincolnuk

Locally themed children’s role play cafe located at the Carlton Centre, Lincoln.
Perfect for 0-7 years 🧸

20/10/2022
Its results time, and I remember how scary it can be. I remember jealously watching people jumping and excitedly shoutin...
23/08/2022

Its results time, and I remember how scary it can be. I remember jealously watching people jumping and excitedly shouting that they had A's and A*s.

Results don't define you, you'll soon learn that.

As a back up plan, if you failed everything. Like...really failed everything, you could go work at The Lincolnite :)

22/08/2022

Just letting everyone know that nothing is happening today in Branston. Its fu***ng boring in Branston.

I knew RAF Waddington was up to something. Even The Lincolnite think so.It was your big moment, time to finally pull it ...
17/02/2022

I knew RAF Waddington was up to something. Even The Lincolnite think so.

It was your big moment, time to finally pull it out of the bag, do a good job and you still fu**ed it up.

Don't worry no one noticed, its only gone national.

Highly distressing scenes today after storm Dudley tore through Birchwood avenue last night.Edit: Turns out this was tak...
17/02/2022

Highly distressing scenes today after storm Dudley tore through Birchwood avenue last night.

Edit: Turns out this was taken before the storm.

S**t.

The Environment agency has warned residents of Lincoln about storm Dudley, high winds are expected and some rain. The wa...
16/02/2022

The Environment agency has warned residents of Lincoln about storm Dudley, high winds are expected and some rain.
The warning comes after the last storm caused at least £30 of damage on the Ermine, they hope fair warning may lower that figure.

Lincolnshire Council have today released new images of a pot hole they deem to be a low priority repair.
30/01/2022

Lincolnshire Council have today released new images of a pot hole they deem to be a low priority repair.

Who wants to sneak into Karl McCartney's place, throw a quick party, take photos when he shoos us away, then sell the pi...
19/01/2022

Who wants to sneak into Karl McCartney's place, throw a quick party, take photos when he shoos us away, then sell the pics to the Daily Mirror?

Don't shoot the messenger...
18/01/2022

Don't shoot the messenger...

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