Lincolnsh*te

29/10/2022

Kids are t***s, keep them busy and ignore them for a few hours whilst you have a cup of tea 👌

https://www.facebook.com/littlelincolnuk

Locally themed children’s role play cafe located at the Carlton Centre, Lincoln.

20/10/2022

23/08/2022

Its results time, and I remember how scary it can be. I remember jealously watching people jumping and excitedly shouting that they had A's and A*s.

Results don't define you, you'll soon learn that.

As a back up plan, if you failed everything. Like...really failed everything, you could go work at The Lincolnite :)

22/08/2022

Just letting everyone know that nothing is happening today in Branston. Its fu***ng boring in Branston.

17/02/2022

I knew RAF Waddington was up to something. Even The Lincolnite think so.

It was your big moment, time to finally pull it out of the bag, do a good job and you still fu**ed it up.

Don't worry no one noticed, its only gone national.

17/02/2022

Highly distressing scenes today after storm Dudley tore through Birchwood avenue last night.

Edit: Turns out this was taken before the storm.

S**t.

16/02/2022

The Environment agency has warned residents of Lincoln about storm Dudley, high winds are expected and some rain.
The warning comes after the last storm caused at least £30 of damage on the Ermine, they hope fair warning may lower that figure.

30/01/2022

Lincolnshire Council have today released new images of a pot hole they deem to be a low priority repair.

19/01/2022

Who wants to sneak into Karl McCartney's place, throw a quick party, take photos when he shoos us away, then sell the pics to the Daily Mirror?

18/01/2022

Don't shoot the messenger...

08/07/2021

Funnel cloud spotted over Lincolnshire. Not going to read that much into it, but this means we are either:
1.fu**ed, or
2. it's coming home.

13/05/2021

I've been tagged in loads of awful Lincolnite posts recently.
The worst being their businesses opening back up once the restrictions are lifted absolute dross.
The Lincolnites "favoured" places getting all the air time.

So...let's plug everyone!
Send me an a small write up of who you are and what you provide, i will post it, and spread it as far and as wide as I can.
We are here to take the p**s, AND help Lincoln out!

08/04/2021

Them southerners though right?

24/02/2021

Clueless t**t opposes drone flights at RAF Waddington.

A representative from the lobbying group "Stop UK drones from catching me watching gay p**n incase my wife finds out" has said that none of the security and safety concerns have been addressed, despite the fact an aircraft built in the 70s flys regularly from Waddington with zero safety concerns.

The best part is the lincolnite have written this up ending their article with "General autonomy have been contacted for comment"

I can imagine the meeting now,
"We have an email from the lincolnite"
"Who?"
"Yeah I dunno either. They look like a bunch of t***s pretending to be journalists?"
"I am busy sharon"

27/01/2021

Nah they do, they do.

26/01/2021

Just going to take a moment of your time to make your ears hurt!
This Grinner from Now Disconnect from Lincoln, so give this beaut they created in lockdown a listen and give them a subscribe!
I've been told they'll give everyone a free Pepperami if you do.
Thanks boys.
https://youtu.be/K8MyKrk-SWw

Here is mine and Ross’ cover of Queen’s Show Must Go On. Follow us in our band Now Disconnect https://www.facebook.com/Nowdisconnecthttps://www.youtube.com/c...

02/01/2021

Well what a cracker again from Stephen Davies at the Widow Cullens Well!

How very festive right before we go back to work 🙄

More images The Lincolnite could have had ;) but ya know... if you make a bed you might as well lie in it.

01/01/2021

Happy New Year folks,

It's 2021 and here's the first jab at The Lincolnite who asked Stephen Davies if they could use his image on their page. The same guys who did a write up on the Widow Cullens Well that kinda screwed him over. So...he sent it to me with some fantastic screen shots to go with it, what a legend.

So here it is, a lovely image of Lincoln Cathedral taken last night!
All credit due to Ste, great shot mate!

01/01/2021

I am going all Lincolnite and recycling an old bit of media for this years new years message.

Happy new year Lincoln.
That is all.

25/12/2020

Merry Christmas everyone. Even you The Lincolnite, actually...nah not The Lincolnite.

22/12/2020

Don't be a GRADE A C**T this Christmas, or any time of the year,
Don't drink and drive!

2020 has been a car crash of a year already, DO NOT ruin your own, and countless others lives by getting in the car to drive if you've had a drink.

Joy to everyone who makes sure they are sober and fit when they drive.

To those who take a risk and drive while unfit through drink or drugs, we’ll see you soon.

18/12/2020

Imagine calling yourself a news reporter, and then not only getting almost all of the content wrong, but getting your illiterate 4 year old to write it for you.

Epic work as per usual The Lincolnite the only correct part of this is the spelling of 'Waddington'

04/12/2020

Anyone else seen the polar bear?

04/12/2020

BREAKING:
Canwick Hill FU**ED.

Boris Johnson has stated "time for the peasants to panic buy toilet roll!"

04/12/2020

Right thats it cancel the Christmas markets!

01/12/2020

Are you actually frustrated enough to do anything about it?

Its simple, all "local news" outfits rely on one thing. YOUR clicks.
Every time you click on the link to the article they get a tiny bit of advertising revenue by the articles having small adverts all over them.
Multiple articles a day, with a reasonable following that adds up to a decent amount of money.

If you're actually fed up STOP CLICKING. Maybe they might actually listen and it might make a tangible difference to the reporting... Lincoln could get the reporting it deserves?



The ball is in your court Lincoln.

28/11/2020

A message for The Lincolnite, could you print this off and pin it up or something?

27/11/2020

Time for the morning meeting.

26/11/2020

Don't forget Cathy!