Suffolk Gazette

11/12/2024

She settled down to knit a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.

Pensioner Gladys Phillips didn't panic when she was locked in a public toilet for four days - she knitted a scarf and munched on a packet of mint imperials.

09/12/2024

Families have been warned to avoid paddling in Suffolk’s River Deben after a man-eating shark was spotted hunting for seals near Wadringfield.

Suffolk families have been told to look out for a man-eating shark seen feeding in the River Deben.

06/12/2024

Poundland is hiring seasonal cashiers as it anticipates the Xmas rush. Being Poundland, expectations are low.

06/12/2024

Reindeer quits gig at garden centre because it was sick of being misidentified as Rudolph.

GARDEN CENTRE, SUFFOLK - Reindeer quits gig at garden centre because it was sick of being misidentified as Rudolph.

05/12/2024

A petition demanding the UK government prevent this year’s airing of a Mrs. Brown’s Boys Christmas Special has surpassed one million signatures.

A petition demanding the UK government prevent this year’s airing of a Mrs. Brown’s Boys Christmas Special has surpassed one million

28/11/2024

Lidl is launching Middle Class Mondays so well-to-do customers can take advantage of cheap shopping without having to meet any common people.

27/11/2024

Waitrose has installed cages outside a Suffolk store so parents can lock up their unruly children, it has emerged.

21/11/2024

Anonymous lottery winner after discovering that their lucky neighbour can now afford to switch on her central heating.

Poverty-stricken terracers in a scummy street in Felixstowe have rounded on a previously anonymous lottery winner after discovering that the

21/11/2024

The mystery of why people from Cromer walk sideways could be solved by a major university-funded study.

The mystery of why people from Cromer walk sideways could be solved by a major university-funded study, it has emerged.

20/11/2024

It is so cold in Ipswich that a polar bear has been spotted roaming the streets, it has emerged.

It is so cold and snowy in Ipswich that a polar bear has been spotted roaming the streets, it has emerged.

19/11/2024

Genius 😂

19/11/2024

Endearing road signs welcoming visitors to Norwich are to be torn down after complaints that nobody could understand a word they said.

18/11/2024

You know it’s nearly Christmas when the fabulous Coca-Cola Christmas Truck comes to your town.

You know it's nearly Christmas when the fabulous Coca-Cola Christmas Truck comes to your town, but Norwich is having to make do

13/11/2024

Elon Musk reportedly soiled himself when he was first told of the new Suffolk-built ‘Eco-Buggy’ taking (Tesla competitor) the world by storm.

13/11/2024

Ipswich builder and gate specialist Bob Gates fell out with his brother Bill, after the latter legally changed his name to “Bill Windows.”

In a family feud befitting of an episode of Eastenders, Ipswich builder and gate specialist Bob Gates fell out with his brother Bill

12/11/2024

Norfolk village idiots have begun arriving for their annual convention in Downham Market.

11/11/2024

The last motorist in Britain to still use driving gloves comes from Suffolk, it has emerged.

08/11/2024

A fully roadworthy replica of the Little Tikes ‘Cozy Coupe’ has hit the market for a modest £21,500.

TOYS R US, LAVENHAM - In a delightful yet slightly disturbing twist on childhood nostalgia, a fully roadworthy replica of the Little