Simon Says Radio Show

19/03/2025

Live on www.rendleshamradio.com at 6pm this very evening. We are looking for Gwen Stefani in WHERE ARE THEY NOW? She was better than Madonna at singing and sadly better at hiding. Get in touch with your sightings. In our new feature ALMA'S ZONE OF ZEN we take a couple of minutes to bathe in relaxing sounds and music on behalf on slightly troubled listener, Mick from Theberton.
The STRENUOUS LINK marries Slade with The Animals but what's the connection?
Bye.

18/03/2025

A video that says what I'd normally post before the day of the show but took me loads longer to make - and I've also typed a fair bit here so saved no time on that either.
Www.rendleshamradio.com Wednesday at 6pm

16/03/2025

Song suggestions please? to save reading the link I'll paraphrase - man attempts to smuggle 10,000 quids worth of coke under a wig.

Colombian police apprehended a 40-year-old man attempting to smuggle several bags of co***ne concealed beneath a meticulously attached toupee.

12/03/2025

Normal format resumed this evening from 6pm on www.rendleshamradio.com
A HUGE birthday for our youngest and most loyal listener Jake McCoy warrants a strong opener.
The two artists pictured are the subject of THE STRENUOUS LINK, but you’ll need to hear the songs.
You’ve donated some excellent song suggestions for HOW VERY ANEWSING, where we focus on the story of a chain smoking marathon runner.
We play the latest excellent single by local fellas Broken Soul.
AROUND THE WORLD IN 26 LETTERS sees us one away from completing the journey as the feature arrives at ‘Y’ courtesy of Paul Galley in Eyke.
If you have any sightings of Tanita Tikaram then please comment below as WHERE ARE THEY NOW? desperately needs them!
WHODUNNIT? (Where you have to identify who is/are covering a very well known song) gives an ABBA classic an incredibly similar feel to the original (but it’s not Cher)
Music also off the new vinyl album I acquired after the fantastic John Shuttleworth gig at the ‘Wosley’ theatre last night in Ipswich (and surrounding villages)

10/03/2025

This one is surely a gift isn’t it? Man chain smokes his way round a marathon in under three and half hours.
Song titles for this? Go…. (For Wednesday’s show)

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/chinese-chain-smoking-marathon-runner-completes-26-miles-in-less-than-three-and-a-half-hours-12748278?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2JENj_JfoO3D7wCE4UC0FC8wPaAEHrllkECMhboAWeE2l-QPIoW96SIiY_aem_6KqQ92rXiAII9EO8EFBl6Q

Runner "Uncle Chen" puffed on ci******es while finishing a recent race at an impressive speed - and it isn't the first time.

05/03/2025

Very different show this evening as we shine a massive spotlight in the face of the very capable and indefatigable Chris Burness ahead of his album launch this coming Saturday at The Tavern.
He speaks about the recording process, takes a deep(ish) dive into some of the tracks and we have an exclusive off ‘The Instrumental Chapter’ album ahead of its release on Saturday 8th March.
Music also features from local acts J.S & The Lockerbillies, Ash Carr and Rob Lewis.
Normal frivolities return the week after!
Www.rendleshamradio.com from 6pm

26/02/2025

Live at 6pm on www.rendleshamradio.com
Tonight’s THE STRENUOUS LINK features the artists pictured below - but you’ll have to hear the songs to work out the link I would think.
In HOW VERY A’NEWS’ING you have suggested some corkers for the story about Japan running out of surnames as soon as the 26th century.
AROUND THE WORLD IN 26 LETTERS sees us straddle the very awkward X! It gets fictional.
In WHODUNNIT? one of the singers celebrating a birthday today gets a song covered by a very famous member of quite a popular band.
We introduce a one minute feature called The Minute Muse, I’ll explain more on the show but we debut young Alma Sankey’s first release as part of it.
And have you seen ex-Eastender Michelle Gayle? She’s the subject of WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Possibly back in Eastenders for all I know.
See you at six!

24/02/2025

Here's a (year old) story to get you thinking for Wednesday night's show. Japan have an old law that means as imminently as 2531 (precise!?) Japan will run out of surnames and they will all have the same surname... Sato.

Get your song suggestions in for that apocalyptic scenario.

Japan is the only country in the world that requires married couples to use the same name.

19/02/2025

Live at 6pm on www.rendleshamradio.com
In WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Where the heck is ex Spurs footballer, Austrian hit maker, Falco?
In HOW VERY ANEWSING you’ve suggested some corking song suggestions for the story about some insurance scammers who dressed as bears and damaged their own car.
AROUND THE WORLD IN 26 LETTERS lands us on ‘W’ - all wight?
See you then.

17/02/2025

Cracking story about some people that tried to scam an insurance company (some would say fair enough, I wouldn't of course) by claiming a bear damaged their car. Cameras revealed it was actually one of them in a bear costume. Song suggestions please for Wednesday's 'How Very A'news'ing' feature?

Four people are accused of using footage of a fake bear damaging luxury cars to file false insurance claims in California.

12/02/2025

Show live in 15 on www.rendleshamradio.com at 6pm for 60 scintillating minutes.
Have you seen Ms Dynamite? We’re after your sightings in Where Are They Now?
Barry Jones takes us to V in Around The World in 26 Letters.
Whodunnit? Features a cover of a Mama and Papas classic.
The Strenuous Link is spectacularly difficult (unless you’re a massive historian of one of the bands featured I guess. Prove me wrong!

10/02/2025

On the show on Wednesday I need your help for the hilarious new feature 'How Very A'news'ing'
Last time we had a story about a man fending off a mugger armed only with a pair of jeans in a laundrette.
Get cracking with songs that go some way to allude to this week's bizarre story that thousands are flocking to a New York botanic garden to take in the scent of a flower that smells like a rotting co**se.

Visitors to the Brooklyn Botanic Garden are lining up to see — and smell — a rare bloom at that has the scent of a rotting co**se.

05/02/2025

Apologies to Brian, Sharon, Tracey, Mark, Jake, Barry, Paul, Gerry, Alan, Leighton, Charlie, Jaime and anybody else that tunes in on the quiet to my show - there’s no live one tonight due to me not being about this evening at the usual time I’m afraid.
Bigger and better next Wednesday though. Or the same, possibly.

29/01/2025

Tonight live on www.rendleshamradio.com at 6pm - these three are/would be celebrating a birthday today - who are they and which one should we play a song by?
Some brilliant suggestions for our new feature ‘How Very A’news’ing!’ Thank you. One of those suggestions will win themselves a Simon Says coaster. Possibly.
In WHERE ARE THEY NOW?, we are looking for The All Seeing I. Get in touch with any sightings. A Beatles classic gets properly stripped bare in WHODUNNIT?
Music also from The Asteroids Galaxy Tour, The Band and Black Country, New Road amongst other songs by other people and some talking. Bye.

28/01/2025

In a frankly amazing new feature on tomorrow's live show at 6pm on Rendlesham Radio, we are after song suggestions that would 'fit' nicely with this week's unusual news story about a man fending off a petty criminal in a Yorkshire laundrette with just a pair of jeans.
Please comment below with your best shot(s) and we'll pick the most outstanding and appropriate. You could win a Simon Says coaster (if there was any)

The incident happened last week and a 42-year-old man has been charged with attempted robbery.

22/01/2025

Tonight’s show is LIVE at 6pm from The Sanctuary on www.rendleshamradio.com
Broadcasting to the world, Mexicans and non-binaries.
Ikarusband kick off the show with their newest release.
AROUND THE WORLD IN 26 LETTERS sees us hit T and land in Texas - but which artist?
WHODUNNIT? sees a more theatrical take on a song featured in parts at Monday’s extraordinary Trump Rally (inauguration) at The Capitol.
Sightings required for WHERE ARE THEY NOW? of The Scissor Sisters please.
See you at 6.

15/01/2025

No live show this evening due to reasons well within my control - however if you missed last week’s bumper new year edition, you should be able to hear that again (possibly)
I will be back next Wednesday.

08/01/2025

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