05/10/2024
I would just like to say that I regret taking those nice clothes, well I regret getting caught accepting those nice clothes. To be honest I don’t really see the harm, it only cost a temporary pass to number 10 for my chum. I thought I needed to look my best whilst representing the UK on the international stage, especially after the last couple of PM’s. Sunak looked like his trousers had fallen out with his ankles and Boris looks like he gets dressed from a bin bag in the door of a charity shop. I figured the best way to take back control was to exchange posh clobber for political favours and I would have gotten away with it if it wants for those pesky reporters. Anyway, hope that clears this whole situation up and I have to dash as having lunch in the director box at the Arsenal shortly which doesn’t count as a freebie as it’s not available for you proles to purchase! Anyone want to buy a couple of tickets with the poors?
