The DHB Radio Show

22/08/2024

19/08/2024

“Don’t call it a comeback, we’ve been here for years!”

Yes, TECHNICALLY I killed the show a couple of months ago, but we got together for a yap and decided that ‘What the hell’, we’d turn on the mics for old times sake and blast out a doozie.. And let me tell you Sir/Madam/Attack Helicopter, what a doozie it is too. From murder-trained wedding guests to Mormons laughing at cancer patients. From ‘Have you seen my Baseball?’ impersonators to evading the police on electric scooters, we have it all in tonight's DHB Radio Show!

16/06/2024

If you know, you know.

09/05/2024

Hey you beautiful people - please visit the link in the comments for more information on the future of the DHB.

Love you all. Seriously*

(*Not John's).

22/04/2024

Download that s**t now.
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Thanks as always to our ko-fi supporters - Dean Mayes, Tom, Andy Brown, Blair Austin, to name but a few who've helped keep our show on the air. 👍🏻

01/04/2024

Full video of last nights show now up on the toobs.

Get it right in your faces, you dirty rat-faced peasants.

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01/04/2024

Your Daddy Sasquatch is joined tonight by Lurch Monster, The Wonderful Coops and a little drizzle of Hotsauce / Lurch wants to tackle the Side Chicks / Hotsauce calls a kid a horrible thing / We’re ticking down to the Hate Crime Legislation Bill starting in Scotland / Coops is perfecting the ‘Crazy Eyes’ tonight / We get an email from a psychic medium / Hotsauce gets spicy with swingers / We talk about the wonderful ‘Rock of Ages’, Lurch had no idea what it was about / All this and more on tonights DHB Radio Show!

18/03/2024

Here's a thing I'm ASSUMING most of you already know, but Coops can totally sort out that scaffie-truck of an ass you've been hoping to lose before the summer..

you're welcome chubs.

- Sasquatch.

Hope you’re all having a fabulous Saturday. Here is the lovely Davina who has lost 10 stone using The 1:1 Diet. Absolutely incredible ❤️❤️ Taking appointments in Stonehaven Monday and Tuesday, Bridge of Don is a Wednesday and Thursday. Want a free no obligation chat to find out if this is the plan for you? Give me a shout on here or on the texts. Be quick these spaces are going fast! I’ve only got 5 spaces left!!! ❤️❤️ https://www.one2onediet.com/CCooper
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17/03/2024

DHB 277: Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Joining Sasquatch tonight are Boris, Tiny and the THL / Tiny had his hotel room stolen by a naked man in a shower / Sasquatch and Tiny were surrounded by grey hair and replacement hips at a Judas Priest concert / Boris fell off a bucking bronco that wasn’t even turned on / The THL has manky feet, we plan to sell them on ‘Foot Finder’ / Man vomits like a demon over his boyfriend / Listener pranks the Sasquatch / Davina replies to last weeks email! / All this and more on tonight’s DHB Radio Show.

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10/03/2024

26/02/2024

DHB 276: Rhabarberbar

Scheduling issues have meant that getting the usual gang together to record has been a challenge, so tonight Sasquatch is joined by his two new 'side-chicks', Tiny and Boris / Boris discovers Schnappi, fails to be impressed / How a new German song is dominating Laird Sasquatch's life / Tiny is 6' 8" of Germanic American / Man seeks help in local shop, gets caught 'chugging' / Listener defecates in boyfriend's kitchen bin / Would you put a toilet brush in the dishwasher? / We ask Ai for help, it thinks we're having a mental breakdown / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show!

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23/02/2024

Hey everyone, I've just the X/Twitter account stolen from me. Email and password has been changed, banner and profile photos deleted, so for the foreseeable until I can (hopefully) get this resolved, don't believe any s**te that comes from it.

09/02/2024

30/01/2024

DHB 275 now out on the feed, link to web-player in comments.

Sasquatch is joined by Lurch, Steevasaurus and The Coops / Godzilla is ace, Steev is wrong / Lurch won’t shut up about ko-fi / Hotsauce released a new video / Coops has misspelled her name for over thirty years / Steev and Sasquatch are planning their Heterosexual commune / Lurch has some ‘beef’ with thieves and hosts! / All this and more on tonight’s DHB Radio Show.

27/01/2024

DHB 274: The Flying Haddock

Laird Sasquatch Taylor is joined tonight by the always delightful Steevasaurus / We’re trialing some Discord recording tonight / Girls in movies don’t suck / A complicated man throws a crispy battered fish at the Bingo / Is new Gladiators any good? / Steev gives out ‘upper decker’ advice / Man thinks his wife looks like legendary singer / All this and more on tonight’s DHB Radio Show!

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01/01/2024

Latest episode now live!

Search for 'The DHB Radio Show' on Spotify, iTunes or whichever podcatcher you use.. And hey, if you like it be sure to leave a five star rating!
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01/01/2024

DHB 273: The Curse of Lavvy Billy

Sasquatch is joined by Lurch Monster and Mr Pink tonight / It's Hogmany, and we're three men speaking rubbish over the internet / Mr Pink accesses the Gulag fibre, works as well as dial-up / Lurch gets introduced to the world of Harry Potter / Mr Pink has a visit from another inmate / Toddler defecates in church-goers shoe / Man sooks wrong ni**le / All this and more on tonight's OG DHB!

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18/12/2023

You've never seen a man as close to a murderous outburst of fury than when The Money Maker Maynard was suddenly swarmed with unexpected bags of Heroes.

We were a finger snap away from doom, and we didn't even know it..

18/12/2023

Well, have we got a show for you tonight! All the faves in one place for a festive gathering that’s part chaos, part horrible mental abuse. Thank you all for being part of the show over the last year, and here’s hoping you all have an amazing Christmas. (Except for John’s).

Download now through Apple Podcasts, Spotify Podcasts, or any other podcasting software you choose to use. Link to the latest show in the comments below.

11/12/2023

“When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said “Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said “OK Pop", but he didn’t really say that. He said, “Stop being a fu***ng dinosaur and get a job". - Dr. Robert Doback ‘Stepbrothers’

27/11/2023

DHB 271: Oh, What a Day!

Daddy Sasquatch & Dame Baron von Lurch Monster are running alone tonight / Hotsauce looks like a celebrity / Lurch gets on Grindr / A lady is upset / Listener insults professional wrestler / We talk what clicks our geek / All this and more on tonights DHB Radio Show!

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17/11/2023

A revelry of madness on tonight's DHB Radio Show! / Coops went on holiday, lost everything / Hotsauce was in a cabaret! / Lurch faces the council / Flooding on Hayton Road / Daddy nearly breaks another kid / Rock of Ages is coming, get your tickets! / Wanna come do Karaoke? / All this and more.. Oh, and check out our new podcast by searching for 'Feart' on Spotify or iTunes.

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04/11/2023

Doghouse Reacts: Let Tillydrone Breathe.

For more information about what is happening, be sure and visit Lurch Monster's Tilly Butcher

04/11/2023

*update - sold out*The Tilly Butcher needs to close next week. This roadworks shambles has actually taken it's toll. I've been struggling to get deliveries let alone customers. So from now, till they sell, get a 6 item pick and mix lucky bag for £10 instead of £25. There's steak and pies in some of the bags.

But! Of the 3 councillors - the people who are meant to communicate council decisions that affect them, them being the people and businesses. Only one has had the common courtesy and back bone to come meet with the business owners in Tilly, kudos to Ross Grant.

But the other 2, Alexander McLellan and Kairin van Sweeden whom in 13 years I've never seen in my end of the street, they obviously and categorically couldn't give a flying f**k about the businesses in Tilly and even more so the the city council.

They're too busy sat around a table trying to politically f**k each other over and expense of the businesses and the people of Aberdeen.

And taking into consideration the fact they, the other 2 councillors of Tilly, they have specialist interests about zero carbon emissions, but yet, you the the hero of Aberdeen now has to waste fuel and intentionally create more carbon driving all over this city just to find a way to the shops that are also experiencing this around the town let alone on Hayton Road because they can't be f**ked putting up diversion signs is beyond farcical and especially at £1.50+ per litre - as if times aren't hard enough as it is.

So come next election, f**k them. Your object of a councilor for Tilly, McLellan, has the cheek to pose for a photo saying the "works are going to plan" before deleting it. But you McLellan, you can't poke your heed through our doors to see if we're coping? You're in charge of all the finances related to this. I doubt very much in my mind you have ever experienced what hard times truly are.

I will make it my mission for you to feel them.

The local heros that live in this area, that have been keeping the Tilly Butcher afloat, have been informing me of the problems you and the council can't be f**ked to address and that I could fix with a screwdriver and a Screwfix account.

I've put more gas and electric out of my own pocket on people's fobs these past 2 years than you've burned at your surgeries that remedy nothing. I've filled more people's fridges out of my own pocket than you've had free meals. I've been to more funerals of locals than you've spoken too. I've taken more food to the local food banks than you've claimed in expenses. And I've never boasted about and I feel like s**t mentioning it now but you have the fu***ng audacity to pose for a photo saying the roadworks are going to plan. What plan is that? No one can tell us what is happening, not even the council. Not before and not during and now it's going to take longer to finish.

I think it's time you McLellan stepped down as the councilor of Tillydrone and I took your place. I've done more for Tillydrone and the people in 13 years than you will ever be able to lie about doing.

The council are closing libraries, swimming pools and other amenities left right and center to save money at your expense and inconvenience. Yet these objects refuse to take a pay cut…? I've taken a pay cut. I'm more f**ked off they've put hardtimes on my family than anything else. And that's why this post is here. I understand business but f**k with my family and it's no longer business.

If I get told to go to the local press about this horses**t once more I'll honestly puke blood. For the amount of money every business, one time or another, throws at the journals of Aberdeen, the papers should comment about any and all bulls**t road closures and advertise the businesses on the affected roads as being open for free because they need us just like the council needs us. Hypothetically, imagine just for a second, imagine if we all as one refused to pay our rent and council tax together. How quick would they start groveling? How quick would these fools realise that they rely on us and what really hard times are?

So in closing what have the council and duck got in common? They can both stick their bills up their arse.

Back soon.

Liam
Your Tilly Butcher. 😘

26/10/2023

DHB XS 010: 478 Chair

Well, we totally planned to get together and record some video of us exploring a haunted location, in the hope that The Coops would fear-pish all through her tighty whiteys. But alas, the weather was against us so instead we decided to record a show that was a complete nonsense. There’s lots to like though, so don’t be scared! Like, we get scared by a cardboard Forbes for crying out loud..

Well, we totally planned to get together and record some video of us exploring a haunted location, in the hope that The Coops would fear-pish all through her tighty whiteys. But alas, the weather was against us so instead we decided to record a show that was a complete nonsense. There’s lots to li...

19/10/2023

So, The Tilly Butcher and more importantly, every other hardworking locally owned shop, takeaway and business on Hayton Road are still open, regardless of what the bulls**t misplaced road signs say...Imagine not getting a letter as a business pre warning any of us of any FU***NG MONTH LONG road works. Imagine. But hey, miss your rent or council tax bill by 2 minutes and you get a Robbing Bastard's & Co letter through your door immediately… something not right there, eh?

Roadworks, pfft, 'works' that's a laugh too, 4 hours of breaks for every 20 minutes of work.

But hey, just between you and me, right… fancy hearing an original, old school, sweary word filled, articulated, slightly self deprecating, character destroying lurchie rant of old against the city council and local councilers that can't be f**ked even replying to any of us asking for insight?

Answers below.

I'll be sure to write it in crayon for the council because we all know they love that s**t.

But most importantly, in closing, the main message of this post is, all of us are open as usual.