Fubar Mews

07/11/2023

Aberdeen council at it again. ANOTHER road blocked off. Broad street to be closed again for 2 months. AND FOR WHAT, a mediocre Christmas market at best??

We here at fubar have had enough with Christmas. Sign this petition to cancel Christmas all together www.petitions4us.com/fubarchristmasnomore

Once again ALTERNATIVE ROUTES ARE ADVISED 😡😡

05/11/2023

Massive floods down in Edinburgh. Likely caused by hibs tears. Miovski is having a party. 🎉

⚠️ Alternative routes advised ⚠️

19/10/2023

⚠️BREAKING MEWS⚠️

Toby carvery looking at a hefty fine as they have been caught throwing their leftover mashed tatties from Sundays carvery in the sea. More on this soon, please be careful around potatoes.

‼️Alternative routes are advised during this time‼️

11/10/2023

⚠️ Traffic Alert ⚠️

If yer heeding hame along the Gaza Strip, theres a wee bitty o a carry on, few squabbles breaking oot over who’s potentially imaginary friend is the real deal. So if you are heading home that way be advised that there may be a few traffic jams. Alternative routes are indeed advised!

07/10/2023

⚠️ ⚠️ WEATHER WARNING!!!!

Giant egg prepares to make its way over Scotland, origin of egg is unknown but many believe rapper Lizzo may be the only culprit who could possible take down a snack of its magnitude.

Alternate routes advised, no yoke! 🛑

29/09/2023

Would like to take a minute of your time scrolling through videos of sh*te fake pranks that half you daftys will believe to be true, to alert you of a fake mews page doing the rounds putting up utter crass that we here at Fubar Mews would never condone such appalling behaviour.

Now I would like to address the culprits themselves and let them know that lawyers have been informed and that legal action has been taken. The use of “alternative routes advised” was where we draw the line. A slogan that has been passed down through generations from Great Gradfather Mews all the way down to myself.

Your actions are not clever, not smart and people will die. You have been warned 🛑 ⚠️

ALTERNATIVE ROUTES ARE ADVISED!

28/09/2023

Working with local businesses to support the city.

Underground Aberdeen have got a fantastic chance to meet two public icons Paul Breach and Prince Andrew. Get in early to avoid queues.

Age 12+

‼️Alternative routes are advised‼️

28/09/2023

‼️Local window cleaner shoutout‼️

Providing window cleaning services around the city, very reliable and friendly. If you are needing this service please do not hesitate to contact.

Email: [email protected]

Alternative routes may be advised during this time

21/09/2023

⭕️🧢 FREE HAT 🧢 ⭕️

Arr, yi free this weekend me hearty?

Get yir body down to castle gate and protest against these damned bus gates. We will be giving out free hats with the slogan Make Aberdeen Great Again

This will be a big turnout so as always -

⚠️ Alternative routes advised ⚠️

20/09/2023

North East Scotland students have come together to go on strike until Rishi Sunak removes the ban on XL bullys. Students are outraged and demand a response. Your move Sunak.

⚠️Alternative routes advised⚠️

Mews x

19/09/2023

Wolf spotted on bridge of dee. Obnoxiously holding up traffic. Traps have been set.

⚠️In the meantime alternative routes are advised ⚠️

19/09/2023

Aberdeen take on Bayern Munich on Thursday in their first European group stage game since 2008.

Good luck from the Fubar Team and safe travels to all those going ❤️🤍❤️🤍

09/09/2023

⚠️Breaking Mews⚠️

Aberdeen city council have decided to remove bus gates from union square area due to a lot of confusion and complaints. Any fines due will be wiped off and any paid fines will be repaid. 💰

Alternative routes are now not advised, due to roads being opened now.

27/01/2023

Can’t believe what’s going on at Banff Academy right Meow 🐱

Social media claims of Banff Academy pupils identifying as cats and defecating on the floor are nothing more than "false rumours", Aberdeenshire...

24/01/2023

Goal Darvel. (19 mins, Kirkpatrick) Goodwin Out. Alternative managers are advised ⚠️

13/12/2022

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

Weird little squirrel rat (Scrat) at Loch Muick spotted. Approach with caution, very protective over nuts. Been digging holes under snow.

Alternative routes advised ⚠️⚠️

05/12/2022

Grammar School forced to close because they can’t afford their leckie bill. Shocked but not surprised. Only room for one school in town. ⚠️Alternative Schools are advised⚠️

Around 1,000 Aberdeen school pupils are staying at home today because there is no hot water or heating in their school. Aberdeen Grammar School is closed

22/11/2022

🛒 What's the going rate for a shop on Union Street?
🍟 The former Three mobile phone shop near McDonald’s will be turned into a new McDonalds
👉 The unit has been advertised to rent for £60,000 per annum, having been empty for more than two years.

Read the full story and more in this week's Planning Ahead: http://ow.ly/lKG250LKAYy

19/11/2022

Hazelhead Golf Course flooded. Cars floating about. Alternative golf courses PAR advised ⚠️ Closed until (FORE)ther no(TEE)ce ⛳️

29/10/2022

❌MISSING❌

Elf bar has gone missing. Last seen around 2am at Marmaris. About 200 puffs left in it. If found please message the page.
Alternative routes advised ⚠️

27/10/2022

After recent decisions made by Mr West, Fubar Mews can confirm we have cut all ties with him. However, alternative routes are still advised ⚠️

15/06/2022

🚨FAKE MEWS ALERT🚨

Local youths representing their community by hurling potatoes at first buses in protest of the abuses by first bus on local farmers. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK LADS.
Don’t believe everything you read from other fake mews sources.
Holburn street closed to clear potatoes alternate routes advised

31/05/2022

❗️❗️BREAKING MEWS❗️❗️

Aberdeen City Council give go ahead for brand new POUNDLAND store to be built where the old market was. However, due to inflation 💰 it will be called TwoPoundLand.

Market Street shut, alternative routes advised. ⛔️⛔️

14/04/2022

⭕️❌⚠️❕❕BREAKING MEWS❕❕⚠️❌⭕️

18/02/2022

⚠️WARNING⚠️

snow

03/09/2021

🔴⚪️BREAKING MEWS⚪️🔴

Fubar Mews competitions coming soon. Great prizes to be won. One lucky fan will receive a FREE £50 Amazon voucher. 🍀 🍀 💰

To be entered into the competition all you need to do is like and share this post. 🧸

Winner will be announced 20/03/2021 💰💰

GOOD LUCK MEWS AND MEWSETTES

10/08/2021

Man stuck in large weetabix in Cuminestown. Emergency services are on the way. Please be careful. Alternative routes advised. Cheers.
🥣 👢⚠️⛔️

26/07/2021

There are two sides to every story. Kids up in Northfield have actually been taking peoples bins in to help the community. What a great bunch of kids.

However there are a lot of bins to take in so lots of kids, alternative routes are advised.

12/07/2021

It’s coming Rome🇮🇹

04/07/2021

Afternoon mewers and mewsettes

Just a heads up, a fellow dogger has been caught having s*x at burn o vat.

All doggers please be careful as their people out there trying to catch us. Please be more discreet.

Alternative routes advised.