02/01/2024
SCIENCE JOKES
1. Why don’t they galvanize ships?
Because that would make them zinc.
2. What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A mean-oh acid.
3. How do you know that Saturn has been married multiple times?
Because she has a lot of rings.
4. What did one cell tell his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?
Ouch! That’s mitosis.
5. If you broke the law of gravity, would you get a suspended sentence?
