BAN AWARD

05/02/2024

Fall in love or collect 2 million
😜

05/02/2024

A lady pretending to love a guy just to collect he's money will d!e this year 😂😂😂

12/11/2023

Why will Chris Brown do this ???

Truth be told some people are just crazy , Chris Brown used the voice of Young South African college girl Naledi Aphiwe on his song “ Shooter “ and guess what he did . He credited her a million dollar and still listed her as one of the writers of the song meaning she will still be getting royalties from the song her whole life . Davido was right when he said Chris Brown is the only American artiste who does it for love . Naledi’s life has changed completely . Her family’s life has changed and her Instagram is booming .

Dear upcoming artistes how often do you drop freestyles? Or you just stay and keep running to Don jazzy and olamide to sign you ?

Success comes from where you least expect it. Keep working . Keep working you might succeed or be like shatta

29/09/2023

Why do rich people only birth few children while poor people give birth to many?🤔

29/09/2023

Black African is beautiful 🖤

27/09/2023

🖤🌸

03/08/2023

I was at the Wuse market yesterday and decided to buy banana.

The boy I called to buy from had just two left.

He was with another boy who had like five left. We concluded on price and I asked him to put it in a waterproof for me.

He told me his own just finished but let him collect from his friend.
This boy turned to his friend to give him nylon but his friend refused. This boy even promised to give his friend two nylons in return, as soon as he restocks.
His friend still refused.
The young banana hawker reminded his friend how he used to help him every time he'd been in such situations and his friend's response to this was that he's never forced him to.
I watched these boys go back and forth.
The small boy pleaded with me to please wait so he could run and get a nylon bag for me.
As he wanted to go, I told him not to worry that I'll take the banana like that.
His 'friend' who refused to give him nylon turned to another boy standing close to him and said in a dialect I clearly understood, "I thought he would refuse to buy from him if he didn't have a nylon, so that he can buy from me instead."
I turned to the boy I bought a banana from who had only one left and told him to bring the second one as well.
I carried the two without nylon and put them inside the car.

See eeh, the success of a friend will not and cannot stop your own success.
A small boy who's supposedly a friend refused vehemently to help his friend out in a time he needed him most because he felt his friends failure would bring about his own success.
There's a way you'll get jealous of someone and you'll push them into more good luck.
The success of the person next to you might be all you need to blow.
Little help here and there go a long way in registering you in the hearts of people for good.
I saw the look of disappointment, jealousy and anger on the boy's face when his friend walked away with his empty tray and I couldn't help but wonder where he leant this much bad emotional displays from at this tender age.
If not that his mom might not understand, what's a tray that I can't buy from him?
I wanted to buy off everything and pepper the other small boy.

03/08/2023

😂😆

03/08/2023

How many minutes did it take you to understand
It took me 10minutes

02/08/2023

❤️

02/08/2023

Let’s send money to ourselves.
If you can help somebody here with 5k.
Pls pick anyone here for today lunch.
If you need 5k say Hello

02/08/2023

Between your phone and your relationship, which one are you afraid of losing?

31/07/2023

A guy want to marry you & ur best friend told U that she has slept wit him b4, will U go ahead & marry him
Matured minds only.🤔

30/07/2023

This must be in Lagos. Lagos landlords need fear God small, na wetin be this 😜

30/07/2023

I don't know which of my lifestyle made u think I can borrow u 3k 🤣🤣

30/07/2023

Drinking garri will never be your portion 🙄

30/07/2023

If you're Lazier than me, aye e ti baje o
😂😂

28/07/2023

So people born in 2002 are turning 27 this year 😳🫣😫

26/07/2023

She said it.

Discreetly.

Without remorse.

To my surprise.

This unfortunately pretty lady who bumped into me at Anambra State Airport.

On Friday.

On my way back to Lagos.

Earlier when my uncle dropped me at the airport, I cautiously prayed I don't miss my flight.

So I rushed in for counter check.

She was the one standing before me, when I stood behind her she turned and looked at me with a brief smile.

"Thank God I'm not the only one that came in late."

I smiled back and said nothing.

When we boarded.

Unfortunately, I realized I wasn't given a window seat.

So I approached one of the air hostesses.

"Good day. Please, I will like to make a change of seat. I prefer a window seat."

She responded.

"Okay, sir. Please, could you wait after boarding lets see if there is any window seat vacant, then you can switch."

I thanked her and sat back on my seat. After boarding, I walked up to her again.

She pointed a window seat for me to seat, I thanked her and rushed to the seat.

Someone tapped me at the back, I turned back lo and behold, it was that young lady I met at the terminal.

She smiled.

flirtatiously.

And said.

"Hmmm I met you again. Why did you change your seat?"

I responded with a brief smile.

"I wanted a window seat."

"I can say it was God who brought you here. I was praying to talk to you again."

"We are not on the same row, you are seating right behind me."

She responded.

"But we can talk. Are you based in Anambra?"

"No, but I am from here."

"Wow. Where are you based?"

"Lagos."

"I could guess."

"Why?"

"Because looking at you one could tell you don't live anywhere in Anambra. What brought you to Anambra?"

"I came for a visit."

"How long were you here?"

I responded.

"Just a day."

And turned to her.

"What about you?"

"I'm a student."

I looked at her.

"I couldn't have guessed. You don't look like one. So you are going back to school?"

"Noo, I'm a student in Oko."

"Federal Polytecnic?"

"Yes."

"What's taking you to Lagos, sorry if I may ask?"

"I have a brief job in Lekki, I should be back on Tuesday for my exams."

"You school in Oko Anambra and work in Lekki Lagos?"

"Not necessarily Lagos. It depends the location my job takes me to."

"What kind of job."

"I warm house for my opposite gender."

"What does that mean?"

"I come to a man's house and stay with him, depending how long he wants me to stay then he pays me for my service."

"What service?"

"Oga, you supposed to understand at this stage."

"Okay, that is what is taking you to Lagos right now?"

"Yes, since you live in Lagos now I can come to your place after this trip. I see no ring in your hand, that means you are a potential client. You only have to book for my flight to and fro, and then pay me for my services."

"What service?"

"Let me say it as it is. My service is spending time in your place with you alone. You won't regret it. 50K per night but it's nogotisteable. But my flight must be booked. As you can see now I'm on a flight because my client booked it."

"Wow."

"Yes. If you need me I am available from September because this month and all through August I'm already booked. Abuja. Lagos. Port Harcourt even Kaduna and Ghana. This is how we help ourselves and that is how I pay my school fees and fund my expensive instagram lifestyle. Are you in...?"

15/07/2023

"What kills relationship slowly, let's discuss so that we can learn from each other.🙂😥
🤍🖤🥰🌹"

13/07/2023

Eno Come lemme teach u how to plant corn 🌽... U need skills 🤣🤣🤣

13/07/2023

More photos of Mark Zuckerberg training with Nigerian UFC fighter Israel Adesanya ahead of billionaire bout with Elon Musk

More images have emerged of Nigerian UFC superstar Israel Adesanya training with tech billionaire Mark Zuckerberg ahead of his billionaire bout with Twitter rival, Elon Musk.

On Wednesday, July 12, Adesanya posted some photos of himself and Zuckerberg training together alongside the caption: 'We both have South Africans to deal with.'

Adesanya is referring to undefeated middleweight contender Dricus Du Plessis, who he will likely fight next, and Zuckerberg's tech rival Elon Musk.

13/07/2023

12/07/2023

Imagine a graduate saying my Name's are
😪😭

11/07/2023

What's the best response to"I love you" from someone you have no feelings for🤦.

27/04/2023

Once you both bath together, forget about breakup.

E no go ever happen 🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🤗🤗🤗🤗

26/04/2023

AS LONG YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN THOSE WHO BEAT THE DRUM OF SHAME FOR YOU SHALL DANCE TO IT

26/04/2023

When last do you visit your babe ?

25/04/2023

No makeup💄
No filter😜👍
Simple looking challenge😁📸😁