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17/06/2024

🤣Joke after Jokes 😜😂

1. I'm not in the mood. I'm on my period. I can't make it anymore. U see this three sentence, no matter how educated a guy is he won't understand, he will still ask what do u mean. wisdom no go kill me 😂😂😂😂

2. Dating an uneducated girl is not a problem in fact is very romantic, problem comes when u text her good night baby, she reply u good night, rest in peac. My brother if u sleep again, u no be human being😂😂😂😂😂😁😁

3. I'm 27 years old my wife is 59 years old but
that's not a problem, The problem is that
her 35 years old son refuses to call me
daddy 😏😏😭

4. It's hard to be nice nowadays
I stopped😏😏
a taxi to greet passengers but they insulted
me💔💔🙊

5. Putting Africa kids to bed always looks like a robbery attack.
"oya!! Lie down,close ur eyes,face the bed,don’t move your legs.if I hear pimmm,u will hear wiiinnn!!! ".
Nigerian mothers why?🙆
😂😂

6. Benjamin wey get money is called Ben,

The one wey no get na benji,if you like argue with your shadow🙆🤣

7. My cousin is very dūll and stubbørn.
He always fail his Assignments everyday even when i do it for him he still fails*

8. Instead of using 350k to būy iPhone 7. Use it to būy 20bags of rice & give it to ur village people to release ur Destiny

9. Girls when you visit your boyfriends.*
*At least*
*būy wine and snacks..* *Don't just go there*
*carrying that big head of yours*

10. You are dating four guys and you are møcking a pr******te. My sister it's the same company, just that you are in private sector and she is in public sector.*
Should I increase the volume?

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16/06/2024

1. Doing the homework

Alone=10 min😜💪💪

Doing it with Dad = 5:45+76 slaps
+163 swearing ,270 fake +10
attempted m*rdër😭😭😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣

2. My fowl is lost
I'm going to stop by every house today to taste all soups
if You refuse, you're the thief😠🙄🙄
🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

3. Please when we block someone on
WhatsApp and Facebook and we meet on the road, can the person see me.!?🥺😑🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤩🚶

4. My friends I decided to drop out of school😒😒
to focus on my studies🙄🙄
I no grey for anybody
says a girl called Nkèchi 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

5. When other birds sing we enjoy
🐥🦜🕊️🦅
but when the owl sings, everybody 🦉🦉🦉
becomes a pastor😭😭😭

6. After using everyone's charger she
don't know who inflated her battery 😏😃😃😆🤰🏻🤰🏻
💔🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

7. i'm sitting next to you and you are eating
chicken alone then you ask me for the
time, my brother it's 2:99am🙄🙄😒😒
idïòt🫤🤧🤧

8. Marriage is the only war where you sleep
with your enemy everyday 🤣🤣🤣
🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️😏

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15/06/2024

LAUGH AND SMILE 😜😜
😂🤣🐸🐶🍑🍉🍌🍆🐼🐭☺️☺️

1. Marrying a bleachful skin girl is not a problem but the problem comes when she is pregnant, u will be expecting child like Justin bieber u will end up of getting someone like WISEPRINCE

2. Some people are saying that s*x is very sweet. My brothers nothing sweet pass when u have light in ur house and ur neighbors do not have😅😉😅😬😂😋😁🤔😁😁

3. My brother don't be annoyed if a girl ignore ur massage, most of them doesn't know how to read and write😂😂😂😂😂😋😂😂😂😋😂

4. Marrying a village girl is the best, they are very romantic but the problem comes when u buy her spaghetti to cook and u went to called ur friends to see ur wife and join u eat, u now come meet her sweeping the compound with the spag, father lord take me now😂😂😂😂

5. Some people use to say romancing sweet, dear brothers have u try urinating on ur body when taking ur bath? That one Is natural sweetness 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😉

6. All this semi-fine girls are just so fertile, just one kiss, BOOM! Dey don born twins
7. Why are most uncles from the fathers side unreliable and promise and fail People?

8. 👉When a girl👩 says "tell me more about u?"
she's asking if u work or drive, not this nonsense of I'm a caring and loving guy.
💁😏✋wetin concern Sarah wither your caring 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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15/06/2024

Laugh

🤣Joke after Jokes 😜😂

5)Contact me if u need someone that will fall on your Exs cake by mīstake on their wedding day

6)*My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed “Joy” to “John” on my contact list. When I gave my mum the phone, John texted “I can’t wait to kīss you”*
Right now I’m in a family meeting .

7) Please oo, The OIL in CONDOMS Is It
Frytol Or Palm Oil??
I Think I'm Confūsed Here

8)* Teacher: Name d 5 most corrūpt countries in africa
Students: Ghana, kenya, uganda, somalia & sierria leone
Teacher: What about Nigeria?
Student: When counting sīnners, do u include satān?

9)*The same way you are skipping my post,is the same way I will skip you with food on my wedding day just continue
I know all of u*

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15/06/2024

🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋😂
1. I think Facebook is doing witchcraft these days ..you look at someone at shoprite for long and before you know they are already in "people you may know" 🤨😏🤔

2. Just when you think nothing can surprise you anymore, you see a bus driver bring out a hand mirror to look at the cars behind him....in IBADAN 😐😄🚌🤳🏽🚐🚎

3. Natural Death.
In a court, a murder case was brought to a judge...
JUDGE: Did you k!ll this man?
MURDERER: No, a bullet k!lled him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He d!ed of natural causes.
JUDGE: Case closed.
Shout out to Science student
You guys are amazing 😄

4. What is CONFUSION?
CONFUSION is when the police shoot a murderer and the doctors work 24/7 to save his life then the judge sentences him to DEATH. 😭

5. But seriously Am annoy with d way people misuse changing of name option on Facebook.......
How can you break up with a girl now and she changed her name to BROKEN BOTTLE. 😒🍷🙎‍♀️

6. Interviewer: so how far did you go with your education?
Employee: sir, I didn't go very fast sir because our school was just behind our house. I just take the backyard and cut to school.
Interviewer: so you can please take the door now 🚪

7. People Who Owe You Money Will Buy Something Right In front Of You & Be Like;
"I Haven't Forgotten About You".
Aaaawn I Love Africans.. 😂

8. Employer: your CV says you are really quick at maths,
whats 80×17?
Applicant: 97
Employer: That is not even close
Applicant: Yes but at least it was quick
Aaaawn I love Africans so so so much 😂

9. Teacher: Why were you late to school?
Kid: because on my way to school, I saw a caution sign.
Teacher: how does that relate to this?
Kid: the caution sign says "school ahead, go slow"
The teacher resigned in the next ten seconds 🚶 🚸

10. Wait oooo, in that number 3, when I said science students you guys are amazing" I'm talking about oyibo scientists no be naija 😂 see these ones, una fit reason like that? 😏 🙎‍♀️ 👩‍🔬 No be only to wear white coat like Nollywood ghosts una sabi 😂

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14/06/2024

FRESH JOKES DON land in Monday

I swear you go laugh tire 🤩🤩

1. My brothers wife refused to wash my clothes As if we didn't pay her pride price, 🤷🤷🤷

I dey hate nonsense o😂😂😂😂

2 I mentioned you hear because on your wedding day, I will dance and fall your wedding cake..🏃🏃🏃🏃

3. I can't date broke guys ,but her bathing soap has turn into the size of a memory card🤗🤗🤗

Aunty I greet o 😎😎

4. A question during my exam , who is a pilot🤔🤔
Me: a taxi driver of an aeroplane 🙆🙆🙆

5. Before agreeing to marry him go to his family 😁😁 and check the size of their head 🥰🤩

labour room is not a playing ground.. 😂😂

6. Don't be a boring girlfriend take your boyfriend to the zoo,🙅🙅 push him inside the lion cage and call him Daniel my love ❣️❣️❣️

7. Being a goal keeper is very boring, when all your team are busy playing football exercising their body,🤣🤣

you are jumping like a frog, from one corner to the other😩😩😩

8. As a nurse ,why would you be ugly I can't come and be fearing Injection and your face 😍😍

9. This country go soon turn punishment to abroad people ,🤦🤦

they be like I sentence you to 6 months imprisonment in Nigeria🤓🤓🤓

10. Grace your jamb score is 50 and you still have the mind to talk which school can you study🤣🤣

Aunty nah Sunday school

Oya share with friends 🤣🤣 don't laugh 🤣🤣🤣 alone tag them 🙏🙏

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14/06/2024

1. Dear ladies Flat Ass is caused by sitting in a relationship that is not yours don't argue with me am not your mate🙄😹😹
2. I Just got a cāll from a friend whose wife woke up this morning and started applying her makeup right there in the bed......
Husband stared at her and asked - "Have you lost your mind ?" Why on earth are you making up this early???
She Replies
"I need to unlock my phone, it's on face recognition and it doesn't recognise me.🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂😂
3. Life is really crazy
You dream that u have a car, when u wake up, u have nothing!
U dream that u have money, when u wake up, u have nothing!
But try to dream that u're urinating, that's when ur dreams come true😮‍💨🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
4. There is no privacy in this country anymore...*
How can I be pressing my phone in a Taxi and someone from behind will says *“Uncle scroll back, I did not see that girl’s picture well”*🙆🏾‍♂️😡😡😡
5. Nothing is more frūstrating than buying a chin chin, just to find 50naira Chin Chin and 70naira air inside😬🥺🥺
6. For ladies
Make sure you shāve your armpits before taking selfies
Stop using innocent emojis to cover it up
Precious am wārning u🫣😆😆
7. So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change your Drinking Habit, you're Now Drinking Beer With Spoon? Continue.🫣😹😹
8. Wahala is when u close the door to kīll a snake and the electricity goes off my brother u will know that no body can støp reggae music.
U will jump like a rasta man🙆🏾‍♂️😹😹
9. My relationship status is about to change from
*"single"* to *"still single"*🫣😆😆
10. Being hūrt by someone u love can make u wake by 2am just to shout "chia Chineke le" and go back to sleep*🙄😅😅
11. some ladies should put learner sign at the back of their hill shoes especially Anthonia
You can't be walking in front of me like a pre-mature goat
I hātē rūbbish😂😂😂😂😥

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13/06/2024

OYA laugh small 😌

1. I’m sîck and tired of hiding myself, guys... I’m the one that gives you answers when you press a calculator 📟🙋🏾‍♂️😒🤭😂😂😂
2. My Neighbor’s wife kept screäming every night, “HONEY YOU’RE K! LL!NG ME” 😩
Me, I’ve reported the matter to the Police before person d!e oo 😒🥲🤭😂😂😂
3. Once she start answering you with “Hmmm”, “Ok dear” “whatever” or “as you like”,
Bros..... Just know that your relationshïp has only 1mb left 😳🙆‍♀️🤭😂😂😂
4. Kids of nowadays are lucky with English names, you’ll see them bearing “Treasure, Melody, Anabel or Cherish” 🥲😕
In our own time it’s “Augustina, Titus, Ekwutos or Sabinus. 🤭😂😂😂
5. Getting back home safely with your phone 📱 is a major testimony in Lagos 🏡 🥲😂😂😂
6. Anytime I see Pölice doing recruitment, I’ll remember my first and last attempt🥲, we were told to run 200meters, I tried my best and took first only for me to be släpped and disqualified that I was running like a théif 😒😳🙆‍♀️🤭😂😂😂
7. When English isn’t your mother tongue, you’ll see twins on the road and be like “woow!! You guys looks face to face” and “together in one” 🥲🤭😂😂😂
8. When parents hear sound of fälling plates or pot cover in the kitchen...
WHITE MUM: Are you Okay sweetheart?? 😳 🙎🏾‍♂️hope you aren’t hürt?

NIGERÏAN MUM: Breäk am finish you hear!! breàk everything for this house finish... 😏😂😂😂
9. Afriça boyfriends are like Afrïca presidents, the next one is more wörse than the current one, my sister stay where you are 😒🤭😂😂😂
10. Stop dating last born please🥹, this people can wake up in the night to ask for their mother🙄😳🤭😂😂😂
I come in peace oo 🥲🏃

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12/06/2024

So these are things Zee World has taught us 😅

1. When a woman trips and nearly falls, she would be automatically caught by a man, then they fall together🙄

2. When a man and a woman are so close, breeze comes from nowhere and blows her hair backwards 😒

3. A man can get beaten up by hundred men for his woman and feel no pain. But would suddenly feel pain when she cleans his wounds 😅

4. You can fall from a 25 storey building and your man would catch you perfectly 😒

And worst of all,
5. If you decide to dance in the market, everyone would join you and know the dancing steps 🙄

😂😂🤣

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11/06/2024

⚠️ LAUGH WITH me 😁

1. My uncle finally joined WhätsApp today...🥲 His first message to me was “Faith can you hëar me??” 😳😳🙆‍♀️😂😂😂
2. HAPPINESS is when you are in charge of someone’s pröperty‚ and the person dïes without writing a wïll😳😳; you can seë God is wonderful 🤗🤭😂😂😂
3. Please if I offënded you in any way🥺‚ and you are ängry with me🥹‚ please find a place in your area let’s fïght 😏🙄🙆‍♀️
I hatë rubbïsh 😒🤭😂😂😂
4. If you are going to heavën and an Angel starts shöuting “Badoo! Badoo! Badoo!”😳😳 My brother‚ just jog down to hëll firë 🙆‍♀️😂😂😂
5. She returnëd my rïng💍after 3 yeärs of engagemënt.🥹😩😩
I mean why can’t wömen have patience?? 🙄🥲😒🤭😂😂😂
6. Ladïes if you are sweeping your boyfriend’s room and you come across a paper that says OVER 2•5 or 1X...😳🙄 Keep it well oo cuz it might be your bride pricë. 🤭😒😂😂😂🏃‍♀️
7. 2 mins pässport‚ 2 mins pässport...😒 But they will usë 1O mins to adjust your heäd...🙆‍♀️ Chai 😂😂😂
8. “I mïss you”🥺
“I mïss you too”🥹
That’s the national anthem for long distance relatiönships.🤭
“I wïsh you are here” is the chorus 😂😂🏃‍♀️
9. It’s very annoyïng when you slëep and you entered Canada in your dream 😇 only to wake up and start heäring... “Ekaró ológí dé oo” 😳😩😂😂😂

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Still my guy Uzoma Chi Nonso

10/06/2024

1. Two children in their mother's womb saw a d!ck coming in🙄
Baby 1: Heey look, daddy is coming to play with us.
Baby 2: shūt up, u have no sēnse, that's not daddy, is uncle Emmanuel, daddy don't use to cover his face with plastic while coming to play with us... U will see, this one will not give us milk when he finish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2: A 5yrs old son catch their parents having s£× in the night 🙄
Boy: Heey, dad, what are u doing??
Dad: oh son, am putting fuel in ur Mom stomach 🙄
Boy: wow, that means mom stomach contain a lot of fuel bcuz i saw uncle Richard putting that same fuel in the morning when u went to work 🙄🙄
Mom: faīnted 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸

3. After service on Sunday a wife saw her husband sitting in the garden so sād, she got concerned and walk to him an ask..
Wife: honey what's the matter why are you so sād?😥😥
Husband: our pastor confessiøn is making me feel sād 😥😥

Wife: what's that??
Husband: pastor cønfessed that he has slept with all the women in the church except one woman bcuz she has the fēar of God 😥😥😥
Wife: maybe she's sister Mary bcuz she like doing Holy Holy... don't mind that Holy mary....
Husband faīnted 🤸🤸🤣🤣🤣

4. If your plans is to laugh and skip following my profile, get ready, your crush will skip you 😂

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10/06/2024

LAUGHTER MOMENT 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

1. I Don't know how you guys feel after sending 50k to your girlfriênd 🙆🙆🙆

I just sent 2k to my girlfriênd and am not brēathing well😭😭😭😭

2. Those of you who gossip in bus,🚐🚐 please try and talk fast, is very paīnful going home without knowing the end of the story😭😭

3. You nor get girlfriēnd you dey buy night wears,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

awwwwwnn looking sweet for mösquitoes 😩😩😩😩

4. once your girlfriênd enter university bréàkup with her,😅😅😅😅

because she will be a girl for the people, by the people, and for the people🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣🤣😅

5. Dāting a nurse is not romāntiç at all ,when she look into your eyes instead of seeing love she'll see Málâria 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6. Grace marriage wey never reach one month ring don lōss 😂😂😂

7. If Adam is AA Eve too should be AA right, so where and how people with As genotype from🤔🤔👏👏👏👏

8. Grace yansh flat, brëāst flat

,awwwnnn two bedroom flat
😁😁🤣🤣🤣😂

9.nah football we dey ārgūe which one be Ronaldo get money pass my papa😭😭😭😩😩😩

10.i took my girlfriend's phone to see if she is chëâting, 😅😅I found screen shot of me chëâting 🙆🙆😏😏

11. My prøblem now is that when I take a beautiful photo, I keep staring at it until I find it úgly 🧐🙄

12. Grace if you are mād at me I pray you don't heal, stay mād 😅😅😅😅

13. Dear girlfriênds if you want to chêāt on us please, do it with someone we can bëat, don't hûrt us twice😂😂😂😂

My body don dey paīn me 😭😭😭😭

14. Never kïss a Ñigêria girl with your eyes close, my friend løst his phone yesterday😅😅😅😅

15. The truth is that, not all girls love money, some of them actually Love money, while others love money, but majority of them love money,

bêat me🏃🏃😝😛😋

16. Grace which one is you are fâlling for me, abeg stand well👐👐👐😁😄😃

17. It's only in Nigeria we pray before starting a meeting, we līe, we bréak bottle, we ārgūe, we fīght, after that we thank God for a successful meeting😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

I too love my country 😁😁😁😁

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08/06/2024

Laugh jhoor 😂😂

1. I KNEW I WAS BORN WITH SILVER SPOON, BUT THE NURSES TOOK IT FROM ME AND GAVE ME TURNING-GARRI 😫😌

2. DURING CHURCH SERVICE

Pastor said to the congregation:”turn to your left and tell your neighbor ‘ it shall be permanent in your life’ “.
A young boy turns to his left and saw a cripple. He became confused ,he stared for some minutes and he told the cripple ” don’t mind the pastor”.
The cripple said “na God save u”
😂😂😂

3. 3 reasons you should take a girl for swimming on first date
1. The water will wash away her makeup and reveal her natural face…
2. You can ascertain her true assets, no push-up bras or b***y pads… And the most important
3. From the way she reacts to the water, you can tell if she has a marine spirit.

Thank me later, what are friends for

😂🤣

4. Some Girls🙍🏽 will watch you removing their top👚, remove their trousers👖 and as you are about to draw their pants👙, they will be like *Wait, what are you trying to do?*
My sister👩🏻‍🦰……I want to wash it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5. Why is it that babies can Play with there Mother’s Breast but cannot Play with the Dads Ball’s??😂😂😂😂😂

6. If you know what some people use to say before they pick up your calls eehn, my broda you won't call them again in this life😒🙆🤣🤣

7. Dating an insecure boy isnt easy .
BF : babe where are u?
GF : I’m frying plantain
BF : Oya fry one lemme hear🙆 😂😂😂😂

8. At the age of 35 to 40 you are still fixing eyelashes. my dear sister’ you beta remove it so that you can see your husband😒

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07/06/2024

Gentle is here again to make you laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. Pikin wey never reach one month🤣🤣🤣🤣 Grace" give am bone chop ......

wow mother material🥲🥲🥲🥲😁😁😁😁

2. "Them never see me coming" nah because you short😭😭😭😭

3. Ñigêria restaurants will be posting foods they can't even cook, let me don't talk of barbers🏃🏃🏃🏃

4. So one day your children will be calling you mommy and you will behave as if you have sense,🤔🤔🤔🤔

Grace am talking to you🤣🤣🤣🤣

5. Don't be a boring boyfriend, romance her during her period, Rub her blood on your face, and shout

ISAKABA...🤣🤣🤣🤣

6. Just two weeks into a relationship you have pack All your clothes into his house,😅😂😂😂😂😂

Grace is he a tailor👐👐👐👐

7. Pastor don vex, e say who use old naira note put offering

8. Catholic priest resign after falling in love, person wey God call, woman call back👏👏👏👏👏

9. Yahoo boys don dey make us dey fear oyinbo friend request, we no even know who be who again.🧐🧐🧐

can you imagine Jackie Chan dey beg for MTN card 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10 my neighbor fell from the first floor, the whole neighborhood contributed 1million naira for him,😂😂😂

I'm going to the 17th floor 🚶🚶🚶🚶

Nobody should stop me o😅😅😅😅

11. That he kiss you on your forehead doesn't mean is romantic,

Grace maybe your mouth is smelling
😭😭😭

12. I'm in neighbor house and we about to eat, but am seeing 4 spoon and we are 5 I wonder who is not hungry😅😅😅😅

13. My friends dey use iphone and Samsung Galaxy, my own if you touch gallery whatsapp go open😭😭😭😭😭

14. People are stress up these days, imagine a man drops his children at his office, and went to school be 😅😅😅😅😅

Aaaaaah papa Emeka Igbo dey your eye😂😂😂😂😂😂

15. going on a date, is a meeting between a boy and girl who wish to know each other, Grace not to start ordering food you have not eating before 😅😅😅😅😭

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06/06/2024

Laughing vibes 😁😂😆

1. When I marry, I won't bear much childs, just 5 childs is enough for me, then with 3kids and 2pikins🙎

2. My mum be like "I'm talking and you're quiet"
Me: but mummy....
Mum: keep quiet, I'm talking and you're talking!🏃🏃

3. Watching TV with a village girl is cool until she throws stone at the snake 🐍 on the TV 😂😂😂

4. I heard one boy trying to talk in proverbs today... Can you imagine what he said? "A food at forty is a food pelu eba" 🙆

I have been fainting since morning 😂😂😆

5. Trouble making is when you're in a canoe 🛶 with people, you now start singing "Mami water power, powerless power" 🙄🙄🙄🙄

6. Sometimes you look at your parents and wonder if they gave birth to you through s*x, they look so innocent when they're advising you😂😂😂

7. I want to marry a stammerer so that before she can even say "baby I need money", I have already left the house 🚶🚶🚶

8. I warned my mum not to bring a house girl but she refused

Now the girl is vomiting 😳🙄

9. If you know any unemployed graduate with bachelor's degree and diploma, please kindly extend my greetings to them and let them know that education is the key but African leaders have changed the padlock 😂😂😆

10. I'm a Nursery school teacher. Parents please stop adding too much pepper in your children's food, I have ulcer 😂😂😂

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06/06/2024

LAUGH 😁

1. At my age I still dodgë when thundër strikes🥲 It’s not that I’m evïl but just in case of mistakën identity...😒
You know anything can happen in Nigerïa!! 😂😂😂😂
2. Today I said I want to smöke w**d and see how I will feel😒; just as I’m about to light 🔥 the w**d, my mom called me😳, then I kept it back... Only to come back and met my granny twërking 🙆😳
Can someone please explain what’s going on ? 🥲🤭😂😂
3. A Chinese couple had a blaçk baby and they named him “Sum Tin Wong” 🤭😂😂
4. AMERICAN: “Ohh, he’s gone!!” 🥺
AFRICAN: “When I saw him licking oranges and eating groundnuts yesterday, I didn’t know he was saying goodbye 🙄🤭😂😂
5. We can’t even find our Secondary School friends on Faceboök again😒, because “Favour Blessing” is now “La Favy La Crush” 😂😂
6. This country sef 🇳🇬 (Nïgeria) we play too much!!!🙄
How can Babalawó be attending YOUTH EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM 🙆‍♀️😂😂
7. Men bewarë!! 🙄
Never date a lady with a screen-cracked phone...😒 If she can breäk her own phone and feel normal, what’s special about your heärt? 🙄🤭😂😂
8. Nothing person eyes no go see for Nïgeria🙄......
That is how I saw 8O years old wöman praying... “oh Lord I shall not dïe prematurëly” 😳🙆😂😂
9. The Keké I entered yesterday wanted to overtake a trailer🙆. The trailer bloçked him...
The next thing, the Keké man started warnïng the trailer driver “I will jam you oo!”😳

That was when I asked him to drop me without reaching my destination...🙄 You wan jam wetin? I no wan dïe yet oo, Favour still need me 🏃‍♀️🤭😂😂

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05/06/2024

1. This is why I don't like going to the village,🏃

they took my iphone charger, and use it to tie cassava 😭

2. Me as a make up artist, aunty e be like say nah inner beauty you get o, I don try my best 😂

4. 3yrs relationship he hasn't meet your parents,you are not in a relationship.

Rita, you are in a secret affair 😀

5. Ordinary tell me about your self, you dey tell me you are tired of android phone,🙆

Rita, wetin concern me? 🤷

6. Me and you are walking on the road, I bought suya you throw away your chewing gum🤷

Rita, I no understand 🙋

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05/06/2024

😂jolie jokie😂

1 .I once cried for heart break but after eating fried rice and chicken, drank coke then I realised it was hunger
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

2. I love carrying children especially the ones with biscuits
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

3. Imagine during Church services, sumone beside u fall under Anointing nd break ur iPhone 11pro max screen 🤔

4. WAT IS CONFUSION?
CONFUSION is wen de Police shoot a murderer nd de Doctors wrk 24/7 to save his Life, den the Judge sentence him to DEATH

5. U no get Boyfrd but u dey look for Husband...
Shebi u wan skip Terms nd Conditions??😛,

6. Some ladies will close the door and window, even close the curtains and off the lights just to dress up, yet they will still come out half naked. Sister should we off the sun?🌜😂💃

7. Dear lol and hmmm, Thanks for being there for me wen I have nothing else to say 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

8. Even if he beats me, it can't stop me from loving him'...
That was how Aunty Iyobor lost all her front teeth.

9. If u are a girl here, and u are reading this, pls what can I do to be ur boyfriend??
If u mention "Money", u are on ur own! 😎😎😒

10. Welcome to Nigeria where mosquitoes🐜 will be threatening u to come out of the mosquito net.

11. Sum names ain't Romantic..just imagine during S*x, U're screaming"Ojo"! "Ojo"!! It automatically sounds lik a R**e na🤣

12. LETTER FROM HOSPITAL TO A PATIENT...
Dear Sir, we hav good News 4u sir, Lab Results Confirm dat Red rashes on ur P***s was not Cancer but Lipstick..we apologise 4cutting it😅

13. Too many Requests..
Who told dis people am related to Wizkid🤔

14. I don't Brag about wat I can do Mathematics is in my Blood..
8000-8= 000

💪
15. Feel at Home feel at home, now u hav Changed de DStv to Arabic language Over Sabi ppl.... Mtchew🙄

16. ME:Baby,let's have s*x😋

SHE:No,my mommy said it's forbidden 🙄

ME:Yes,my name is BIDDEN 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

17. Come to me...😋😋 Take off your pant and underwear,,,😊😊😊 Get on top of me and enjoy till u are satisfied. 😉😉😉
Yours Lovingly. TOILET 😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂 😂I wonder what came to your mind before ooooo 🙄🙄🙄🙄

18. I asked a police officer who killed Goliath
And he said he don't know DAT I should ask yakubu,,,,,
He is in charge of murder case
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

04/06/2024

Laugh away sorrow 😁😂😆

1. Bro that your plan without money na plantain 😂😆

2. I saw a military man with my girlfriend today, but because love is blind, I didn't see them 😁😂😂

3. Anytime I cook in the house, everybody decide to drink garri.... I don't know why😭😭

4. I gave my dog 🐕 w**ds today to make it sharp and brave, can you imagine I have been running since morning 🤔😂😂😂

5. If you want to measure someone's strength, try and push the toilet door when they're still using it🙄😂😂😂

6. I got a job in Nigeria as a truck🚛driver. Where would you love to see an accident to happen 😂😂😂

7. Nothing sweet pass that moment in the church when the holy spirit is pushing girls up and down, and pastor will be like "brother Casablanca De catamatophia join your hands and hold them!" 😋😂😂😂

8. I'm not too good in cooking, but at least, I know that kettle is used for frying meat😂😂😂

9. I hope you know that if the world ends, your money will be useless, so give me small nah😁

10. I remember when my English teacher said I will never be good in English but look at me now... Anyway nobody NOSE tomorrow 😂😂

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FACTS ABOUT MOM

1- When you say, "Mom, 3 bread slice will be enough for me.", she will bring you 4.

2- When you're out, she will call you once in an hour, to check up on you if you are okay.

3- When there are 3 apples and your family has 4 members, mom will say, "I don't like apples".

4- When you go to sleep with no blankets, you will definitely wake up with one🤞

5- When you're going away to another city or country, she will pack you a bunch of snacks specially made for you. Then she will tell you, "Don't give all snacks to your friends. Eat it yourself."

6- When coming back home after a long day, the first thing your mom would say, "Come and have dinner".

7- Gonna study at midnight? Don't worry. Mom will make you tea, coffee with whatever snack you want and she will never complain about losing her sleep.

7- If it's for her children, mom will go to a temple no matter how far it is or how long it will take.

8- Sometimes, you may not like her. You may get irritated by her. You may even abandon her. But mom will always be mom. And you will always be her child. She will never stop loving you, that's mom's unconditional love.

9- No one in this world can take moms place...

Dedicated to all the lovely mom's out there.

03/06/2024

Laugh with gentle 😂

1. Dating a slīm guy is cool but not until u remøve his clothes and discøver that he is using belt to hold his bøxer 😂

2. Avøid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffīc, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship 😆🤣🤣🤣

3. You can Nevēr know the real voice of a girl until she is being chāsed by a dog😂😂

4. You think say BRĒAK-UP between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey paīn pass? have u ever been separāted from the person u are about to cøpy answer from in an examinātion hall😀😀🚶🚶🚶

5. I knēw the economic state was wørse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like "Bros abeg how mūch for løw current"???😂😂

7. U will Nevēr know u have kung-fu skills until cōckroach run over ur body🤣🤣🤣🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂😆😆

8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptøp bag with lūdo inside...Bros u are doing ur sef😆😆

9. Those who dress smartly and smēll fine but wear wristwatch
that isn't working are among the prøblem we face in Nigeria 😆😆

10. Is better u keep sīlent, because anything u say will be used agaīnst u in the cøurt of law "move it"
That's the only English Nigerian pølice can speak fluently 😆😆😂

11. My feār for aboki wëēd increased wen my friend søld his television to būy the remote 🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃

12. No one is as humble as a custømer coming to būy on credīt, he will be like"give me the fresh pēpper for hand, save ur nylon"😆😆🤣🤣

13. Dear guy, if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don't smile back, I repeat don't smile back until she pāys her taxi fare 😆😆

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