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27/02/2024

👻 LAUGH WITH Ïtz TãtïäñàÏẞçær Ïtz TãtïäñàTẞçær Ïtz Tãtïäñàand @ îtz ßtrêw bëry blïñk 😋
😌 Maths and English had a f!ght🔥🔥

English: you id!ot...of no comparison what is your problem?.😟

Maths: my problem💁...is that your bra!n is d!sorganised and it takes a quadratic equation to fix it back..😪😪

English: I don’t blame..you, don’t even know the noticeable confusables syllable... To...qualify a phrase like .you😹...🚶🚶

Maths: you know what; you are simultaneously running mäd, it takes Y and X axis to plot a graph in your memory cuz you’re highly endowed with a surd of stupïdity..😇😉😉..

English: May thunder str?ke...your sensé of reas0ning😛...and rumple..your medulla oblongata...😏😏🚶🚶😹😹...compound fool with a scattered sentence case..😑.

Maths: E pain you , logarithm can’t even help your current situation..🔥✌😜..

English: it’s nor your..fault....The....discrepancy is way to..far between d both of..us....😑..

Math: well 😏 I don’t have much to say you just go and find your brain in the four cardinal point of the earth..🚶🚶😹..

Yei😹😹🤣🤣..
Abeg who win...😂😂😂
Make una talk oo 🤭😂😂😂

TBC...☺️
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26/02/2024

😂FACTS ABOUT AFRICA😂....................................................

When our neighbours buy a new vehicle

We either say it’s not the latest or he should have built a house first

We are jealous like that 

We withdraw money from atm then count it before leaving

We are cautious 

We lock our car and then try to open it twice before leaving

We are like that 

We pay 100k to a witch doctor to know who stole our 10k

We are sometimes crazy 

We turn off the volume just to smell what’s burning

We are like that 

We never put our car keys or iPhones in our pocket

We are proud 

When we go out we turn off the lights just to confuse thieves

We are somehow smart 

We share beers and ci******es but we don’t share opportunities

We are selfish 

We are proud to be black though some of our sisters are light-skinned and we like them 

When the driver is taking an unfamiliar road we remove our earpieces to see clearly

We are just like that 

When someone is saying something strange

We remove our eyeglass to hear clearly

We are like that 

We love and read funny jokes like this one but we never bother to like or comment

We are selfish.

Welcome to Africa

Thanks for reading.

12/02/2024

Good night vibes 😂😅

Welcome to Cameroon 😆🤪

1. Welcome to my country Cameroon where gír-ls borrow clothes to visit a bóy that borrowed a room.😁😭

2. Welcome to Cameroon where you will study medicine and end up as a Tailor, it is called Medical- tailorism😂😂😂

3. Welcome to Cameroon where mosquitos🦟🐜 will be threatening you to come out of the mosquito net.😤

4. Welcome to Cameroon where a girl text you 'goodnight' and go text another guy saying 'I can't sleep'😅😅

5. Welcome to Cameroon where gala 🥖and lacasera are the best food to eat when stuck in a traffic.😏😁

6. Welcome to Cameroonwhere groundnut 🥜 is sold in bottle and water💧 is sold in a sachet 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

6. Welcome to Cameroonwhere Itel is using iPhone ringtone.😕😣

7. Welcome to Cameroon where a thíef will stéal your phone 📱 in the morning and come back in the night to collect charger 🔌🤓

8. Welcome to Cameroon where loosing your phone is more painful than loosing vírginity 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🙆

9. Welcome to Cameroon where people collect change from béggars hand🤷🙎

11. Welcome to Cameroon where we have numerous number of musician due to lack of unemployment 😁

12. Welcome to Cameroon where corn is sold behind or beside a gutter🤣😆

13. Welcome to Cameroon where visitor will dash you money and your mummy will collect it and promise to buy you cloth with and you won't see the money nor cloth again 😁🙄😂

14. Welcome to Cameroonwhere one person will be running from dàñger and others will jøin even though they don't know the cause 🏃🚶‍♀️

16. Welcome to Cameroon where pølicé station closes by 6:30pm because of security reasons 😂😂

17.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

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12/02/2024

Black is what ?? ...... 😔😔😔😔😔

05/02/2024

Don't care the f**k what ppl say about me 😔😔😔I just focus on my present and future🥀📌🥰🤩😘

05/02/2024

If u love me prove it on valentine day
By ..... Do a momo transfer into my
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If willing to do so message me
Let discuss

29/12/2023

😁 oya oo i don land oo, its been a while we laugh out let do it again 😁

1. How to know the last price in Nigeria, if you waka and they don't call you back, that's the last price, just buy it..🙋🙋🙋😅😅😅

2. They say what a man can do, a woman can do better, as if they can urinate through the window of a moving bus.
Mtchewww😏😏😏😏🙎🏾‍♀️ 😄

3. With the way things are going in this country ehn‚ if thieves enter my house to search for money I will join them....

Because we might get lucky 🙄🤭😂😂

4. In Africa ehn‚ immediately you fix bulbs for your neighbours‚ BOOM !

They will start telling everyone that you’re an electrician and you can fix Transformer 😳🙆🤭😂😂

5. I just bought my first car today and words can’t explain how much I’m lyïng. 🥲🥱🤭😂😂

6. I saw a lady cryïng yesterday at ShopRite because she lost her 15k;

I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor 🥲

Too much caring no go kïll me one day 🤭😂😂

7. Who else noticed that English mostly runs äway when you’re in a serious argument ?? 😂

8. A man goes into a library and ask for a book on su***de. The Liberian says "bleep off"you won't bring it back

9. Ochuko:why are u tip toe-ing infront of the chemist?
Akpos:I don't want to wake up the sleeping pills

10. Skip

11. Drivers should pls stop moving the car when we are still trying to enter the car. I almost kissed conductor today.

12. My fear of w**d increased d day a friend got high for the first time, only to get home & began to Introduce himself to his Family.😂

13. Whats this life turning into
How can a Tenant dog chase the landlord out of his house😅😅😂😂

14. Cutie🥰 i know your smile😁 is beautiful and priceless dat why i try to put a smile on your face ,please appreciate my effort by following me
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28/12/2023

I told a guy that cuteness was a crime
He would be inocent 😂😂😂😂😂
And he replied 😊🤩🤩awwwwwn 🧐🧐
How sweet thank you sweetie🙄🙄🙄

25/12/2023

Merry Christmas to all my loveones , enemy,crushes and friends

23/12/2023

Christmas outfit

21/12/2023

Africa is so talented
If u love ur mum live her a ♥️♥️♥️♥️ red heart 💞♥️💗

20/12/2023

When u close ur eyes who do see and when u open who do u see first thing in the morning ???☺️☺️☺️🥺

20/12/2023

Mention that friend you really wanna hang out with this Xmas☺️♥️😘

19/12/2023

Which song made u love tyla more 🙄🙄🙄

17/12/2023

If u know u are still breathing, healthy , not in the hospital, prison or grave use this opportunity u have to thank God before it to late
It u believe u will enter the year 2024in good health &wealth proclaim it by typing
Amen

16/12/2023

Plz invite more people to my page and promote it plz 😘😘🥺🥺🥺

28/09/2023

When u close ur eyes who do u thing of or who is on ur mind call them out and make them feel special
🥺❤️❤️😍🤩

30/08/2023

30/08/2023

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21/08/2023

But wait ohhhhh🤔🤔🤔
Going to school is not even 🧐🧐🧐in the Bible
Are u sure we are not committing sin😝😝😝😝😝😝

15/08/2023

Now I know how boys impress girls
They fake ones will say I have never
Loved anyone like I love u
U are my first love
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14/08/2023

I wonder who knows the answer🤔🤔🤔
Do u eat to live
OR
U live to eat