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16/10/2024

I was listening to the radio outside when my wife ran towards me while shouting"Honey!!! Honey!!! There's a snake in the room". Dear friends, we men suffer ooh... We often have to prove that we have balls in certain situations and there, I really don't like it.

Me who can't catch a rooster or a hen in my hand; me who is always afraid that a sheep will bite me savagely; me who is even afraid of rats, it is this same "me" that my wife was asking to kill a snake that can bite for real.

Deep down, I was afraid but I had no choice.

I pretended not to hear her and asked very nonchalantly: "Huh?"

She repeated that a snake had just entered the living room and that it had slipped under the furniture...

I got up and followed her, taking a stick. As soon as we got to the entrance, she pointed to the couch "It's over there"

Me: Snake there, what color was it?

She: (all panicked) black!!!

Me: was it a poisonous snake? Was it angry?

She: ooorrrh baby...

Me: Yes!!! I'm asking for this information because it's not just any snake we kill... There are innocent snakes that we don't kill...

She: Baby, we have to go into the room...

Me: go in to do what?

She: You're going to lift the furniture and kill the snake otherwise it can go to the kitchen...

There, my heart was beating fast and I was already sweating like a top athlete.

She: Or are you afraid?

Me: Afraid of what? The number of snakes we hunted in the village, you can't count... As soon as the snakes saw us, they fled into the bush and there we followed them LALALALA like Usain Bolt in the bush... At one point even the snakes got tired and stopped and it was at that precise moment that we arrived behind and grabbed the snake's head. One shot, KPA KPA, we broke the snake's teeth and it became harmless...

Her: (impatient) Okay baby... Now, we have to go in... The snake will flee...

Me: I haven't finished telling the story...

I hadn't finished my sentence when she pushed me violently into the room... My mother had advised me that I couldn't marry this girl but I was stubborn 😥

I entered the room by force and against my will and then automatically I stepped on a black thing that moved in all directions 😭😭😭😭 Oh my God, lord!!! Goosebumps... My hair stood on end, my soul left my body and I collapsed like nothing...

No way, I fainted right before the snake bit me...

A few hours later I woke up in the hospital and they told me that I fainted just by trampling on a black electric wire while my wife was having fun with me.

Currently I'm drinking peak milk from the hospital but when we get home, that's when this woman will understand that it's not with everyone we have fun...😒😒

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16/10/2024

IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU WILL NEVER SELF-SABOTAGE YOUR HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP OR MARRIAGE

If anyone tells you that once you meet the love of your life, you'll never feel attracted to someone else again, they’re lying to you.

As long as you're alive, you’ll keep seeing people who are more attractive, intelligent, godly, or even better in certain areas than your partner. You’ll meet people who seem richer, more humble, or more submissive—the very things you might desire in a life partner. They’ll even shine in areas where your partner has flaws.

But here’s the thing: behind that attractive person who’s tempting you to reconsider your partner, there are flaws. And trust me, their flaws might be even worse than what you’re dealing with now.

Attraction can be deceiving because it often focuses on what's new or unfamiliar, rather than on what's real. You might feel excited by someone’s charm, their confidence, or the way they seem to “get you.” But without knowing the whole picture, that attraction can quickly fade when reality sets in. Some of you already can relate to this.

When I look at others, I see their beauty and how amazing they are. But I also remind myself that they’re human. They've got flaws, and many of those flaws would probably make me not want to be with them, no matter how great they seem upfront.

No one is perfect, and in a relationship, what matters is whether you and your partner can accept each other’s imperfections and grow together.

You’ll come across people who make you feel like your partner isn’t cutting it. But if you spent as much time with them as you have with your partner, you’d start to see their flaws too—and sometimes, their baggage is way heavier than what your partner carries.

What you’re attracted to now could just be the surface. Deep, meaningful relationships are built on shared experiences, trust, and a deeper understanding that only comes with time. You can’t compare that to a brief moment of attraction.

If the flaws your partner has are things you can live with, and you’ve had a good relationship overall, stay focused on what you have. The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. Sometimes, it only looks fresh but something is eating it from the inside, and it’s just a matter of time before it starts to wither.

That seemingly perfect person could be dealing with issues that will eventually surface and bring far more challenges than you’ve ever imagined.

Sadly, many people who’ve allowed themselves to be distracted by momentary attraction are now living with regret. They let someone new and exciting draw them away from the solid foundation they had with their partner, only to discover that the “greener grass” was an illusion.

The person who once seemed perfect turned out to have flaws they couldn’t live with, leaving them to realize they’d given up something real for something that wasn’t. Attraction alone doesn’t sustain a relationship, and when the thrill wears off, what’s left is often emptiness, leaving them wishing they had stayed where they were appreciated and loved.

Shift your focus to what your partner is doing right because whatever you focus on, you magnify. If all you see is what they’re doing wrong, you’ll blow it out of proportion and eventually let it ruin what you’ve built.

But if you choose to focus on their goodness, your relationship will thrive. Gratitude is powerful. When you intentionally notice and appreciate the good in your partner, it strengthens your bond and builds resilience in your relationship.

Learn to appreciate what you have, and build each other up. When you’re pouring into your relationship, you won’t have time to compare your partner to anyone else because you know their value and how willing they are to fight for the relationship.

Relationships aren’t about finding someone without flaws; they’re about finding someone who is committed to growing with you, even through imperfections.

Compliment each other daily. Take every opportunity to remind them how much they mean to you. Sow seeds of appreciation and contentment. When you water what you already have, it will bloom and flourish in ways that no outside distraction can ever replace.

Don’t mess up a good thing just because you got distracted. Remember, fleeting attraction isn’t worth losing something real.

If this was insightful, share it with others and do not forget to follow my page if you have yet to do so for more tips to build healthy relationships.

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19/08/2023

Until u help a woman and walk away without asking for her phone number, u are nt yet a real man😜

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03/06/2023

📌The gender doesn't matter if it's what gives you joy, go for it with full force and passion.

Let no one discourage you from doing what makes you happy .

When God blow's your whistle, whether you tie wrapper or you wear jersey, you will play the match .✍️

03/06/2023

📌A true relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other.✍️.

13/04/2023

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08/04/2023

It's not easy being a hustler but if you are one, please keep it positive . Know you are almost there

If you are dating a hustler, pray for him, support him , encourage him always.
You will never know how much that means to him and how it helps him.

Trust the process and know that God is on your matter finding formulas that fits you, when he's done, then you shall testify.

God no go shame you

26/03/2023

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