09/09/2024
JOKE OF THE DAY: A young woman was meeting her boyfriend’s parents for the first time, but unfortunately, she was suffering from a severely upset stomach. As they all sat down at the dinner table, she felt the need to discreetly relieve some of the uncomfortable pressure. She decided to release a tiny bit of gas, hoping it would go unnoticed. However, her “little” attempt resulted in a squeak that was audible enough for everyone at the table. All heads turned, and the father looked first at her, then at the family dog, Max, lying on the floor behind her chair. With a stern voice, he said, “Max.” Relieved, she thought, "This is perfect—they think it was the dog," and everyone resumed eating. Five minutes later, the pain returned, and she again felt the need to ease the pressure. This time, without shifting in her seat, she let out another fart, louder and more satisfying than the first. Once again, everyone looked up, and the father, with more irritation in his voice, said, “MAX!” much to her silent delight. Feeling significantly better but still not entirely relieved, the young woman decided to take a final, bold step to rid herself of the remaining discomfort. Brimming with confidence, she released a much louder and longer burst. The entire table fell silent, eyes darting from one person to the next. The father slowly put down his fork, rose from his chair, glared at the dog, and shouted⬇️