27/02/2026
(read in bombastic exploitation trailer announcer voice)
"Dateline: America... When the richest and most powerful s*x predators took control of every branch of the US government and weaponized the laws to protect only themselves, they thought it made them untouchable. But that's when a crack team of five unassuming s*x workers secretly trained as mercenaries were enlisted to infiltrate their sinister cabal, and wreak blood-curdling vengeance. The pedo-elite never saw it coming.... P***Y SQUAD! RATED R."