Matthew Dean

04/04/2023

The random woman who, during the pandemic, said, “When someone holds the door for you, you say, ‘Thank you’” lives rent-free in my head.

06/08/2021

A brief explanation of the world's most American country.

04/14/2021

If this story touches you, please share it.

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand. One belonging to him and the other to Jesus. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, He looked...

04/03/2021

Learn about Christianity, just in time for Easter!

A quick and simple explanation of the world's most popular religion.

11/07/2020

Oh hey, didja know I also write music?

Dr. Pepper nutrition facts, preserved in song. This song exists for no reason, which is a really good reason.

09/15/2020

In which I explain what to do in the likely event that you get dumped during a global pandemic.

09/09/2020

In which I examine my biases towards ADHD and psychological diagnoses.

About the article: "Everything you thought you knew about ADHD is wrong" https://mashable.com/article/what-is-adhd-myths-stigma/

09/07/2020

Hey all! As you may have seen, I retired Dr. Matt this year, and I've recently started creating content starring me as me.

I accidentally re-published this page before I meant to, but I've started to transition this page from Dr. Matt content to Me (Matthew Dean) content.

If what I make from here on out is not for you, that's ok! Thanks for all your support for my creativity as Dr. Matt.

If you decide to stick around: awesome. I'll be posting about comedy, tragedy, mental health, parenting, and more.

My new YouTube channel is at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWoSfL_S26pAaP1tykdVmhA. Subscribe if you're interested!

Just wanted to be transparent about the changes to this page. Hope you stick around!

09/05/2020

In which I try to figure out what the heck I'm doing here.

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWoSfL_S26pAaP1tykdVmhA/

06/18/2020

The End.

In 2007, MySpace was a social media juggernaut. Everyone was new to social media, and everyone did something a little different with it.

05/14/2020

If you're still scared about going to the grocery store, do what I do and have one of the help staff go for you.

05/04/2020

If you’re experiencing loneliness, one thing you can do is take a cue from Tom Hanks and create friendships with everyday objects. Isn’t that right, computer

04/29/2020

If COVID-19 is putting a strain on your relationship, sometimes it's helpful to imagine a beautiful field of flowers, and your loved one running through that field, on fire.

04/28/2020

When you're facing something difficult, ask yourself: is it time to look inward? Or is it time to finish that pint of dark chocolate ice cream?

Sometimes the honest answer is ice cream; other times the honest answer is a different flavor of ice cream.

04/17/2020

Btw, I’m available to give unqualified opinions about COVID-19, or really any of the COVID’s, on your televised news network.