12/05/2024
🚨 L.S.K.E STUDIOS ROAST SESSION 🚨
Alright, Eminem, let’s be real – we saw you try to go “viral” with that random beef with Machine Gun Kelly. Bro, didn’t your mom ever teach you that real men don’t need to beef for attention after 40? You’re still rapping about your high school drama like it was last week, and we're over here making hits that actually get played at parties – not just in therapy sessions. 😂
And speaking of your mom, we know you just had that big “family reunion” on Twitter, but we gotta ask: Did she give you that same look when you dropped “Kamikaze” that she gave you when you got that first tattoo of your ex-girlfriend’s name? 💀
Lil Tjay, my guy, we see you tryna flex in your 2020 Rolex, but didn’t you just get shot last year? 🧐 I mean, you're out here dropping heartfelt tracks while we’re still trying to figure out how you came up with your album title “True 2 Myself”... when you clearly had no clue about the value of a life insurance policy at the time. 🏥💀
And bro, your recent Instagram posts? We’ve seen more personality from the store mannequins at the mall. 🙄 Maybe next time you hop on IG, you can drop a self-help video about how to avoid getting caught in situations where you end up getting “shot at” while performing “gangsta rap” for the camera. It’s not the vibe, bro.
Meanwhile, over here at L.S.K.E STUDIOS, we’re making music that’ll have your mom switching from your old mixtapes to streaming our hits. 🎧💥 We’re talking real content that doesn’t come with a court date, a lawsuit, or a headline about how you’re beefing with someone you used to call a friend. We actually make music people want to hear — not just a TMZ headline.
So, don’t worry, Eminem and Lil Tjay — we got the next wave of bangers ready to drop, and guess what? They come with zero drama. Just straight-up talent, no police reports or Instagram rants needed. 🏆
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